Bumper Stickers

[vulgalour]

You have a limit of 140 characters, Twitter style, to create a bumper sticker for your chariot of ire.  It can be an original idea, an old joke, a dad joke or something someone else once said.  Personally, I'm a fan of this (47 character) offering from Barrett esq.

 

It's REALLY nice to drive when it's not broken.

[ProgRocker]

Seen on the back of a Corsa once (not sure if I have this right word for word):

 

 

It may be an old car but it's paid for and in front of you!

 

[HillmanImp]

A few 'My other car is a Princess' stickers would be quite good for you.

[Negative Creep]

"Honk if bits fall off" is one that makes me smile

[trigger]

[Jim Bell]

I accelerate about as fast as your depreciation.

[richardmorris]

This may only be a 2CV but it's in front of you!

[fordperv]

The one that sticks in my head that I saw on a battered mk3 fiesta driven by a lady

 

Go on little dick pass me

[cms206]

"BECAUSE VOLVO"

 

My favourite sticker of ever was in the back window of my J-reg Proton...

 

"Proton - Japanese Technology, Malaysian Style"

[castros_bro]

On someone's oil fired ZX dashboard

 

" If you can read this you are driving too close!"

[Squire_Dawson]

"My other car's a banger"

[Shep Shepherd]

"I DRIVE A VOLVO - WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?"

[bub2006]

Seen a couple on back if vw scene cars that made me grin. One was lower than a smack heads morals. And the other was lower than your nans nipples. I have had two cars with honk If your horny.

[passmethegun]

How's my driving?

Please call the AA.

 

 

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[Cavcraft]

My 306 bears a sticker that says 'Can you read this from your car? Good, now turn your fucking fog lights off'

 

A bloke up the road had 'Sell my Toyota? I'd rather shove wasps up my arse' which always made me laugh.

 

And also seen recently 'I'd rather push my Vauxhall than drive a Ford'

[plasticvandan]

Volvo aware motorcyclist was one I had on a top box a long time ago

[willswitchengage]

I used to have "I survived the scrappage scheme"

[Shep Shepherd]

I used to have "I survived the scrappage scheme"

 

The Volvo has one of those, as did TV2

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

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I think we should have some of these made up. 

[Partridge]

"sorry for driving so close in front of you"

[vulgalour]

I keep meaning to get a set of these, might get some for the Renault...

 

http://store-xkcd-com.myshopify.com/products/actual-size-stickers

[Albert Ross]

"Yes, actually, I CAN go a lot slower" which is perfect for Land Rovers.

As are:

 

"If you can't stop, smile as you go under"

 

"If you can't see my mirrors it's because they fell off"

 

"How's my driving? 1-800-FUCKYOU"

[Mr Lobster]

  lower than your nans nipples. 

 

Theres a very much standard ride height Corsa around here with this sticker. It makes me feel like booting the driver in the spuds.

[jakebullet]

If you can read this I've lost my caravan

[passmethegun]

Simple & classic...

 

ON TOW

 

 

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[Crusty Sills]

YOU'RE A FUCKING WANKER!

That's what my problem is!

[purplebargeken]

I have 'Please do not mistake me for someone who gives a shit'. 

[passmethegun]

Identify yourself as a shiteist with a ATCNBE sticker!

 

 

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[eddyramrod]

Any Shiter who's bought one of my cars will have a Vannas Car Sales, Paphos sticker on the back.... wonder if the BBC would mind me having a "One Year Out!" made?

[twosmoke300]

One on a bike

 

Its a ducati …its supposed to sound like that.