ebay 'BARGAINS'

[KruJoe]

You'd have thought he'd stretch to finding the right filler cap at that coin.

[Guest]

THERE IS NO TRIM OR QUARTER WINDOWS WITH CAR THERE IS ALSO NO ENGINE AND GEARBOX

Left hand drive-no mention of doc's

£2500!!!!

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1976-MK2-ESCORT-2 ... 286.c0.m14

[mk2_craig]

 

£55,000.

 

On Alderney. World's crappiest car sales website

[garycox]

Must mean £5500 surely...

[carlo]

190,000, no MOT, needs a clutch and rear brakes & headlight and he wants £300 for it.http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1994-PEUGEOT-405- ... 286.c0.m14

[r.welfare]

What a dipstick. That is overpriced by at least a factor of 10, in the current climate. Handbrake cables are easy enough but the clutch wouldn't be much fun. That'd even be too much for a tidy TD estate needing the same amount of work.

[Volksy]

 

3 Grand.. O RLY!

[Richard]

190,000, no MOT, needs a clutch and rear brakes & headlight and he wants £300 for it.http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1994-PEUGEOT-405- ... 286.c0.m14

I don't think that's too bad really. It's a nice enough car, it appears to have been well looked after and it's got a DAB stereo in it, which would fetch almost £100 on its own. I haven't done a 405 clutch but I've done a 305 XUD one and it was quite easy, certainly much easier than the Escort TD one. A weekend's work would give you a tidy little car that could last several years with no big problems.

[michiel]

Not eBay but fugging combien?? I hope that's a misplaced comma...

4CV très chère

[michiel]

As above...

 

Slightly overpriced 203 Familiale

[mk2_craig]

What!! Are these people on drugs? Either that or they're still working in francs

[garycox]

Wow! that 203 is amazing!Hilariously overpriced obviously but still etc.

[fotorabia]

ah..franco -shite...how bout this Swedish shite..its been for sale for ages..but due to Viva budget escalating..i just cant afford this....but nice....

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motor ... 430005.htm

 

if u scoll thru the Trade Me Vovlos...check out the price on the next 164...

[KruJoe]

Nothin spesh about this, is there? £4k start!

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/lada-vaz-old-russian-car_W0QQitemZ150306562177

 

...crap ad, zero feedback etc... and it's in Vilnius.

 

What is it with these motors stuck in the foreign for astronomic prices?

[pogweasel]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1984-VOLKSWAGEN-P ... 0277948409

£200 Polo

+Inappropriate black & silver plates... £20

+Cheap VW alloys with some black lashed over them... £50

 

+Scene tax @ 200%

 

=£1,195

 

Bargain.

[pompei]

Trader, not Bay. Desirable and low mileage, but "How Much?!" http://search.autotrader.co.uk/es-uk/ww ... x_mileage=

[Guest]

1984 Toyota Corolla 1.3GL

 

£1595 from a dealer. Clean car, but a FWD non-sports Corolla with 51K on the clock, I can't imagine the phone ringing off the hook to be honest.

[Albert Ross]

Regards the Lancia from Walkers.........I did the deal to sell them my Daughter's Yellow 02 plate Punto Sporting a couple of years ago. They offered book plus 300 quid over the phone, without a viewing involved. Took it up, had the cash in an envelope, he then paid 100 quid more than the original offer when he saw the condition. Top dealer, wouldn't have any qualms handing over cash like that. He had about 10 Deltas on the front, and 3 or 4 in the showroom. Parts and parts cars galore, and a very busy workshop. Seems he had quite a rig for Rally Support in the 80s/90s. Might just pop up to see what he's got kicking around.................

[Mash]

1984 Toyota Corolla 1.3GL

 

£1595 from a dealer. Clean car, but a FWD non-sports Corolla with 51K on the clock, I can't imagine the phone ringing off the hook to be honest.

Agreed, DEFINITELY NOT AE86!

 

And he needs to get The Doctor down to work a bit of his valeting magic on it too to get anywhere near a grand.

[mouseflakes]

Just £4995 buys you this...

 

 

Perhaps it's a minter?

 

Oh yes, look. It's only done 178,000 miles

 

EDIT: - Just clicked the link - and they've now taken the five off. Clerical error then.

[garycox]

An extra 9 in there, surely?

[CortinaDave]

I was thinking both the 9's were accidental

[mouseflakes]

Just clicked the link - and they've now taken the five off. Clerical error then!

[500tops]

split panel van for just 18.5k!

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... =p3907.m29

[trigger]

Nice bargain Ovlov here.

 

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C69500?pt=pf

[Mr_Bo11ox]

LOZZLE, three grand, who comes up with this stuff? 'Yeah i've looked on eBay and autotrader for a bit of research, what i'll do is make mine 10 times the cost of the next most expensive one and we'll take it from there, that way I've got about £2500 margin for haggling'

[pogweasel]

Have a 'CAT D' Volvo V40:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ESTATE-CAR-FOR-SA ... 0312618510

 

S-reg full ticket, what would you give for this? £750?? I think that would be fair given a chequered past.

 

Not for this chap. To you just £15,995

 

The mind boggles.

[Father Ted]

Have a 'CAT D' Volvo V40:

S-reg full ticket, what would you give for this?

Not for this chap. To you just £15,995

 

The mind boggles.

Bugger me sideways - I have just hammered out a deal that sees the wife sat in a 57 plate Zafira diseasel for £6100. And I still think Im being ripped off at that.

[Ross_K]

Maybe it's like Carol Vorderman/Countdown challenge:1 5 9 9 5 -> 159 x 5 = 795 -> 795 - 9 = 786

[Mr Lobster]

I can't imagine how on earth even the must drug addled Volvo lover could see that being a realistic asking price. Surely theres at least one extra number in there. And even if there is an extra 9 in there its still too much by half. GR8 ebay listing skills in evidence as well.