Autoshite's Bargain Buys. Shite For Under £1,000

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Just found this on ebay. Cheap smoker for someone.

2002 Rover 25 1.4 Impression 5dr HATCHBACK Petrol Manual | eBay

[D.E]

£500

Seat Arosa 1.0 Litre Cheap Insurance 12 Month MOT Reliable great first car

[DodgeRover]

One for the aspiring hearse owner who couldn't afford one because of all the nasty banger drivers £500 takes it away, it's even in a decent colour other than black.

In seriousness these are a lovely drive.

It's £500 in Bournemouth 

https://m.facebook.com/groups/290065394380220/posts/8872662032787137/

[Heidel_Kakao]

https://www.facebook.com/share/18CswHXZ8L/

I considered buying this very briefly but a Corrado is enough VAG for one person.

[MrFarkinBasz]

On 23/10/2024 at 15:51, D.E said:

£195 - spare change on the passenger seat. MOT until March!

https://www.gumtree.com/p/suzuki/suzuki-wagon-r-estate-2006-manual-1229-cc-5-doors/1488477526

Now up for sale in N London: Gumtree - WAGON R Estate 2006 £350!

[sierraman]

41 minutes ago, MrFarkinBasz said:

Now up for sale in N London: Gumtree - WAGON R Estate 2006 £350!

That deodorant can above the knee suggests it smells like someone’s pants after a fourteen hour shift in a foundry. 

[D.E]

This was good thread. *kick*

Vauxhall Astra 1.6i 16v SXi  £650

Mercedes-Benz CLK 2.3 CLK230 Kompressor Elegance Cabriolet £950

 

[D.E]

£995

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Peugeot 106 diesel 1.5 manual with a new mot. Very tidy car inside and out. Drives well...not very refined being an older car..(no power steering ect) but very reliable and very good on fuel. Up to 70mpg on a run. Lots of history including services and a recent cambelt change., also had 4 matching good quality tyres. Very little to go wrong with these being a simple little car. 

Lots of money spent on maintenance from a local peugeot specialist. Had to have some welding to get through it's mot which isn't uncommon for these but its now good to go. 

Peugeot 106 1.5 Diesel Manual 75k (New Mot)

[D.E]

£450

Peugeot 106 Xld Zest 3 1.5l Diesel 1999

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£500

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DRIVES VERY WELL MOT TILL APRIL 2026, LAST LADY OWNER FOR 13 YEARS. EVERYTHING WORKS AND HAS A FULL TANK OF PETROL. GREAT CHEAP RELIABLE CAR.

Mercedes-Benz C Class 2.0 C200 Elegance

[wesacosa]

39 minutes ago, D.E said:

£500

Mercedes-Benz C Class 2.0 C200 Elegance

gone already 

[D.E]

£355.55 phone box

Suzuki wagon r

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11 months mot

 

Ive owned this car for 2 years 

 

The body work isn't the best I will include some red tcut and a car polisher

 

The engine management light has come on ive plugged in my reader and it says lambda sensor so ive got a new one that goes with the car needs fitting

 

The car still drives fine with no issues 

[Eyersey1234]

22 hours ago, D.E said:

£355.55 phone box

Suzuki wagon r

@2cvspecial

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Tested til the end of the month Megane?  

[ProgRocker]

Toyota Yaris 1.0 with daisies!

Yaris 1.0 "Colour Collection" £795

[adw1977]

12 months MOT as well.

Do the daisies knock the value that much?

[D.E]

£795

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306 1.9 D , 124K Runs Well , NEW 12 Months MOT , GREAT on Diesel , 5 Door , Green , Solid Little Car , Delivery Available

Peugeot 306 1.9D L

 

[SEATMad]

Not bad for a grand

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1182363787053218/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

[SEATMad]

Or something a bit more modern. has MOT but needs a new hand break cable apparently

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1032181475529837/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

[D.E]

Citroen Xsara Picasso 2.0 HDi Exclusive £620

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long mot .lots of service history .two keys ,only 1 former keeper.drives very well .good condition.last owner 22 years

[D.E]

£350 BIN 

I don't think I have seen a Matiz in the past 10 years that didn't have some extensive welding done, but for this price do you really care? Don't invest too much in it, and scrap if it  fails the MOT next June.

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I'm selling my lovely little car because I'm buying a new one. 

The car drives well.

MOT until June 2026.

Serious buyers only please. 

Chevrolet Matiz 2006 Green Hatchback Petrol Manual 1.0 5 Door

[wesacosa]

30 minutes ago, D.E said:

£350 BIN 

I don't think I have seen a Matiz in the past 10 years that didn't have some extensive welding done, but for this price do you really care? Don't invest too much in it, and scrap if it  fails the MOT next June.

Chevrolet Matiz 2006 Green Hatchback Petrol Manual 1.0 5 Door

gone already.......

[D.E]

10 hours ago, wesacosa said:

gone already.......

And back again:Green Chevrolet Matiz SE 2006 Manual 1.0 Petrol 5 Door Hatchback

[D.E]

£450, MOT until April.

Toyota Yaris 1.0

[D.E]

£650!

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Have driven this car from new, originally bought for me as a company car, then I paid to take it with me when I left 2 years later - so full history available.

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It has a current MOT until 20 October 2026.

BMW 3 Series 2.5 323Ci

[Brodders]

7 hours ago, D.E said:

£650!

BMW 3 Series 2.5 323Ci

That seems like a bargain to me. Plus it's quite nice to see a BMW of that era in a colour, even if it is dehydrated piss yellow (which I weirdly like.)

[High Jetter]

6 minutes ago, Brodders said:

That seems like a bargain to me. Plus it's quite nice to see a BMW of that era in a colour, even if it is dehydrated piss yellow (which I weirdly like.)

GIB!

[D.E]

Suzuki Swift 1.0 GLS  £595

[D.E]

Hyundai Atoz 1.0  £995, 23k miles

[D.E]

SEAT Alhambra 1.9 TDI SE £995