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I made an offer of 99p, he came back at £7999.

Good God you're brave, imagine if he had said yes.

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That Scrote, make a 5 door into a 3 door???? Not worth anything more than scrap looking at it. Seller clearly an oaf

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What a hopeless turd that Escort is. I presume getting in the back is just no longer possible. What a spanner.

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Of course you can get in the back, all you need is a laundry chute in through the sunroof

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That RS Turdo has cheered me right up. Judging by the care and attention to trivialities such as the silver strip which doesn't even line up where the door shut used to be, I wonder if he just locked the door from the inside and wobbed over the gap?

 

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That scrote aboniation just made me burp up last nights supper

4 door ghia might have been worth something but this is just a festering pile of utter dog wank 

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ROFLCOPTER at that Cunto, £495 perhaps

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That RS Turdo has cheered me right up. Judging by the care and attention to trivialities such as the silver strip which doesn't even line up where the door shut used to be, I wonder if he just locked the door from the inside and wobbed over the gap?

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Would be fun to turn up and try and open the rear doors from the inside.
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I like on that 'RS' how he's used the word 'recreation'. Like it's on a par with some modern-day specialist-built E-Type, rather than just a rattle canned Escort with isopon filled shut lines.

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I don't see what the issue is with the aRSe Turbot.

It's had a 'two door CONVERSION', so have confidence in the work done.

 

 

 

Unless... conversion means buying the largest tub of Isopon P38 using a hooky Halfrauds trade card and wobbing it into the door gaps with the back of a spoon formerly used for heating up junk, followed by liberal applications of arsehole spray, whilst pissed.

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Those Punto GT's were actually quite an understated weapon back in my youth. 1.4 Turbo if I recall correctly. I remember my mate having a Renault 5 GT Turbo and his sister having a Punto GT, his R5 didn't have a prayer

 

Not sure if £4500 worth of epic, but they did have a certain something that you wouldn't normally associate with a Punto

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^ and engine can go straight in to X1/9

 

Or did I read that wrong somewhere

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Great bike, and lovely and shiny and all that, but

 

£3250

 

 

Fuck off.

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Just thirty three thousand pounds buys you this blinged-up four-year-old Toyota iQ.

 

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^ and engine can go straight in to X1/9

 

Or did I read that wrong somewhere

I've seen it in person. Twice.

 

Two X1/9s turned up to a show last summer. Both had Punto GT engines shoehorned into them.

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I though it was the Uno turbo engines that people plonked into the X1/9's? Or is it the same unit? 

 

 

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Anyway, at just £3,500 this is a BARGON...

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How you ask? Well let the seller tell you...

 

 

Beautiful example of a rare VR6, Originally started out green and standard but after over £51K worth of parts and work done (all invoices and receipts included, along with pictures of the full build) it's now 100% unique!

You read that correctly...

 

 

 

Again over £51,000 in invoices, and USB stick with pics of the whole build from start to finish. Also has a cool number plate 
 

Cocking hell....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Golf-MK3-VR6-Customised-Modified-Dub-Show-Car-/262605338361?hash=item3d247f76f9:g:f~kAAOSwi0RXyMmq

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I though it was the Uno turbo engines that people plonked into the X1/9's? Or is it the same unit? 

 

 

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Anyway, at just £3,500 this is a BARGON...

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How you ask? Well let the seller tell you...

You read that correctly...

 

 

Cocking hell....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Golf-MK3-VR6-Customised-Modified-Dub-Show-Car-/262605338361?hash=item3d247f76f9:g:f~kAAOSwi0RXyMmq

 

 

How the hell has he spent £51 grand on that? Looks like £5100 worth of parts at the most

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