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sheffcortinacentre Rank: Isuzu Florian

sheffcortinacentre

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That was the default con ersion in the day &I seem to remember no Bobby mods required.

  • NorfolkNWeigh, anonymous user, AMC Rebel and 1 other
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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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A ten year old Hyundai Getz.  Yours for just four and a half thousand pounds.

 

GLWTS M8.

 

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  • richardthestag, Mr Laurence and STUNO
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Formula Autos Rank: Citroen Ami

Formula Autos

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https://www.petervardy.com/item/25978/VAUXHALL/Nova.html

 

£4k for a lightly rusted 10k 5 door Nova in povvo spec, with scuffed Corsa wheel trims and budget tyres treated with Parade Gloss shoe polish.

 

Oh, and a stain on the back seat that even the best of valets seemingly couldn't shift.

 

Form an orderly queue.

 

If it's already sold though, they also have a 20 year old Jag XK8 for a bargainous £20k instead.

quicksilver Rank: Renault 16

quicksilver

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That Nova used to belong to a giffer near me. It's quite nice as Novas go but nowhere near 4 grand nice, half that tops. When I tried to view it a huge popup appeared asking if I wanted them to value my car. Err, no thanks, I don't think I can trust your valuations.

 

Getz seller also has a blue one almost identical to ours, also at £4500. Better get ours sold if it's worth that much!

Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Pillock

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-206-GLX/191841660609

 

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Ten quid for anyone who rings up to ask how many owners it's had, and the mileage.

 

 


JUST 32,000 MILES FSH. 1 OWNER FROM NEW

YES ONLY 32,000 MILES FROM NEW, 1 LADY OWNER FROM NEW, 

YES 1 OWNER FROM NEW 

A ONE OFF CAR WITH SUCH LOW MILEAGE

 A VERY RARE FIND IN AUTOMATIC WITH SUCH LOW MILEAGE FROM NEW

ALL OLD MOT DATA TO PROVE SUCH LOW MILEAGE

YERS JUST 32,000 MILES ONLY

EVERY OLD MOT CERTIFICATE TO VERIFY MILEAGE

JUST 1 LADY OWNER FROM NEW

LOW MILEAGE BACKED UP WITH ALL OLD MOT PAPERS

MUST BE THE LOWEST MILEAGE ON OFFER

VERY LOW MILEAGE

VERY VERY LOW MILEAGE BACKED UP WITH ALL OLD MOT PAPERS

YES 1 OWNER FROM NEW AND JUST 32,000 MILES ONLY

 

£3995

  • blackbart, Mr Laurence, Conrad D. Conelrad and 2 others
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bub2006 Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

bub2006

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For a tenner I'll do it. Chuck in a bag of revels too and I'll point out the other ad

Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Pillock

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For a tenner I'll do it. Chuck in a bag of revels too and I'll point out the other ad

 

Play the recording back at the next Cannock Motor Vehicle Auction and Artery Blocking Competition and your wish is granted :)

Jezzerh Rank Morris Ital

Jezzerh

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HUGE GLX SPEC, ONLY £180 YEAR ROAD TAX, !!!!!!,

 

Lmao

NorthernMonkey Rank: Renault 16

NorthernMonkey

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Bugger me. I've just sold a one owner 34k miler 206 on an 06 plate at £1295 and that sat around for 3 weeks!!

Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Pillock

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Right. I'm off to find a call recording app

Let me know if you manage it, I'll have to stop off for Revels.

scaryoldcortina Rank: Lancia Gamma

scaryoldcortina

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WERE DO I START indeed.

  • overrun, strangeangel and primeradoner
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Formula Autos Rank: Citroen Ami

Formula Autos

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reliant robin pickup the ultimate (way of) advertising (the fact that you are a) tool

 

£3495.00

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strangeangel Rank: Lancia Gamma

strangeangel

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i took this for the mot and was stopped 4 time for people to take photos and the mot station is less than 2 miles away

 

How did they do this, jump out in front of him?

 

COOL STORY BRO.

 

  • alcyonecorporation
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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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Take one utterly broken and rusty Softdash Range Rover Classic

 

CVC registered Range Rovers could mean Press P38 or factory runout softdash classic Autobiography. Eitherway interest continues to climb.

 

So baffling then that rather than fixing the diff, waterpump, sills, inner wings and boot floor, Lob the best part of £1k worth of cheap tat at it and a couple of OLLI stickers

 

Advertise it as off road only!

 

Great for the local square mile of Pay and Play site on which most of the cheap tat is utterly pointless.

Oh and you have to trailer it to and from the site for which you will need a 4 wheel braked trailer and something rated to tow over 2.5 tonnes .. Like a road legal Range Rover

 

To you my son 7 bags

 

DOH

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-RANGE-ROVER-/201758305720?hash=item2ef9bb6db8:g:0ZkAAOSwAuZX5Chb

 

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Verdict OLLITWAT check out what is it up against... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-LAND-ROVER-RANGE-ROVER-CLASSIC-SOFT-DASH-LSE-/222366440064?hash=item33c6129a80:g:7WMAAOSwXeJYD3fN

  • Junkman, srad34 and Banger Kenny
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sierraman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

sierraman

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£70 more likely.

 

Is £4,000 the magic number to advertise a complete heap of shit at. That Nova a page or so back even has the authenticity of a spray of underseal on the back of the sills post MOT plating.

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