Fings You Will Not Do When Driving Shite

[UmBongo]

I absolutely refuse to queue for petroleum.

 

I just can't do it.

 

It's the most annoying thing in the world.

 

[beko1987]

Top the coolant/screenwash up in public. Did it in the ZX at a petrol station (screenwash) and someone asked me if I had broken down and was alright!

[dollywobbler]

I won't fill a fuel tank at motorway services. Just a splash to get me on my way at those prices!

[overrun]

Be safe in an accident.

[barefoot]

Wank.

[Station]

Won't fill up in services either.

Won't overtake un-necessarily 

[derskine]

Admire any other car on the road, because shite >

[holbeck]

Let an Audi in at a junction.

 

However I was delighted to let a Metro Rio in from a side road yesterday!

[beko1987]

I let a delightful C reg micra out the other day. Regretted it instantly though as it then did 22mph and I had to overtake (without dropping a gear too - winnah!)

 

But I agree Holbeck, modern vag/bmw crap - fuck you. Old crusty or minty shite - go on then fella!

[SambaS]

I let a Range Rover out in town in my Polonez yesterday sorry guys

[SambaS]

In answer to the thread: forget to turn the automatic lights on, get angry at the automtic wipers because a fly coughed on the sensor and sent them crazy, get angry at the traction control for making the car unpredictable and dangerous in the wet, get angry at the abs for just being there

[rml2345]

I let all sorts of things out. Am I doing it wrong?

[vulgalour]

Be able to see when it rains really hard, even with the wipers on full pelt.

[Jim Bell]

I wont turn left.

 

I know a lot of people do, but its not right.

[Partridge]

I only let Jags, Citroens, or Land Rovers out.

[RobT]

Change gear, automatics FTW!

[Spiny Norman]

I absolutely refuse to queue for petroleum.

 

We might be doing it sooner than you think if these feckers at Grangemouth don't get the finger out...

 

I don't rub too vigorously when polishing it in case something falls off.

[vulgalour]

I don't drive through car washes for the same reason... oh, and because I refuse to pay that much to get my car washed.

[hairnet]

Light a fart

[prab]

Get into the right hand lane on the motorway incase the car throws a wobbly and cuts out!

[trigger]

Knock one out. Oh hang on...

[oman5]

attempt to burn someone off in a modern car. tried that with my volvo 740 glt twin cam (which could shift a bit) and promptly snapped the throttle cable.

[mercrocker]

feel envious of cunts in Aldi Noroads

[overrun]

Be able to see when it rains really hard, even with the wipers on full pelt.

My wipers were a joke when it pissed down on Saturday night. So were the blowers.

 

I did a LOL.

[Negative Creep]

I absolutely refuse to queue for petroleum.

 

I just can't do it.

 

It's the most annoying thing in the world.

 

 

THat guy in the yellow car is doubly annoyed as he's only queuing for a pastie

[plasticvandan]

Arrive

[Justin Case]

Park on a hill

[HMC]

Believe any number of dashboard guages

[John F]

Worry about depreciation.

[Asimo]

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