CreepingJesus Posted August 4, 2013 Posted August 4, 2013 That was my assumption about the Tracer ad too; that it was being cynically pitched to a black audience, say thro' a magazine such as 'Ebony'. Shep Shepherd 1
chaseracer Posted August 4, 2013 Posted August 4, 2013 "If Imogen starts rolling down the hill in that trolley, I'll never catch her in this bloody thing!" vulgalour, maxpower and garethj 3
Junkman Posted August 21, 2013 Posted August 21, 2013 'ealth and Safety? Que la 'ealth and Safety? De such pointless nonsense qu'ils only 'ave en Angleterre. Banger Kenny 1
Lord Sterling Posted August 21, 2013 Posted August 21, 2013 Mrs Trigger: Mike, you really ought to start thinking about buying something different, I'm getting tired of your obession with these Civics, and shave that beard off too, your not Dollywobbler! Mash, garethj, Junkman and 1 other 4
chaseracer Posted August 25, 2013 Posted August 25, 2013 An early styling study for the Ssangyong Rodius has been discovered. Rusty Pelican, maxpower, Wilko220 and 5 others 8
AndyW201 Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 :The chairman of the sidevalve owners club, in his cunningly disguised Jaguar, cackled as he lured the competitors of the Spedeworth pre '48 meeting over the nearest cliff, using only the aroma of Dulux gloss. Junkman 1
chaseracer Posted August 27, 2013 Posted August 27, 2013 Billy enters into a full & frank exchange of views with the DVLA. RedSparrow, Banger Kenny and Micrashed 3
vulgalour Posted September 7, 2013 Author Posted September 7, 2013 Day 14: The Ronda's disguise had still gone unnoticed at Grey Horse Stables and was working so well that they'd even tried to fit it up for a saddle. Banger Kenny 1
vulgalour Posted September 7, 2013 Author Posted September 7, 2013 Known for their rust problems it took many, many years until Lancia were willing to admit publicly what their painting techniques were. Nobody was surprised. Rusty Pelican, catsinthewelder, ProgRocker and 1 other 4
Lord Sterling Posted September 7, 2013 Posted September 7, 2013 The new Daewoo/Chevrolet Fucking Keep It, Daewoo/Chevrolets most secure city motor, complete with wheel clamp and funky side decal* *Standard on all run-out models. anonymous user 1
oman5 Posted September 17, 2013 Posted September 17, 2013 Sandra was shocked to find out that astroglide was, in fact, an anal lubricant Banger Kenny, Grundig, maxpower and 2 others 5
vulgalour Posted September 17, 2013 Author Posted September 17, 2013 Or a Polski Fiat. Your choice really. ProgRocker, Banger Kenny, chaseracer and 2 others 5
vulgalour Posted September 17, 2013 Author Posted September 17, 2013 Gee, am I going to have as much fun as Betty did when she rode your Jawa? Sure are, no more though, Jawa are very strict about that. Banger Kenny 1
fordperv Posted September 17, 2013 Posted September 17, 2013 until some scene wanker cuts the springs and puts banded steels on it Lord Sterling, warninglight, vulgalour and 2 others 5
mercrocker Posted September 17, 2013 Posted September 17, 2013 I like to make up little stories for those terrible pictures you see on car brochures and in adverts. Some are superb and I'm sure I'm reading a different message to what's been attempted by the original creator. Take this advert for a Dacia Denem. Personally, I think it looks like the result of a divorce where he gets to keep the lovely lemon Jag but she's lumbered with several children and a Dacia Denem. I can't decide if he's a hero or some sort of monster. Either way they'll both end up miserable while they await breakdown recovery at the side of the [insert miserable motorway here] remembering all the mistakes they ever made that got them to where they are now. Great days work! One cheapo shot for the Dacia brochure....A few more steps and its the XJS advert then get rid of the waving git and Jag and I can knock one off for the estate agent. Simon M, Banger Kenny and vulgalour 3
Wilko220 Posted November 13, 2013 Posted November 13, 2013 "Will you please not do that to me while I'm trying to play the flute..." Partridge, Banger Kenny and ProgRocker 3
I_am_Diesel Posted November 13, 2013 Posted November 13, 2013 Sandra was shocked to find out that astroglide was, in fact, an anal lubricant When Sandra promised to show Kevin her 'Beetles Bonnet' it wasn't quite what he had in mind. oman5 and Banger Kenny 2
maxpower Posted November 17, 2013 Posted November 17, 2013 "All because the lady loves Astroglide" Banger Kenny 1
chaseracer Posted November 17, 2013 Posted November 17, 2013 Look behind you. See that line? Step back over it...
Wilko220 Posted November 17, 2013 Posted November 17, 2013 Er, yeah - I'm not sure there was any need for that...
Sloth in a bowl Posted November 17, 2013 Posted November 17, 2013 ...but for a decent orgy, buy a Volvo Banger Kenny, Junkman and eddyramrod 3
anonymous user Posted November 17, 2013 Posted November 17, 2013 Corrosion was always an issue in the early days, thankfully things improved with the later models Banger Kenny 1
Mr Livered Posted November 17, 2013 Posted November 17, 2013 Look behind you. See that line? Step back over it...What? I don't understand?
phil_lihp Posted November 17, 2013 Posted November 17, 2013 Here at Rover, we're often asked: How fast does rust take hold compared to our competitor's cars? Sloth in a bowl, Banger Kenny, mercrocker and 5 others 8
Wilko220 Posted November 17, 2013 Posted November 17, 2013 What? I don't understand?It's the attractive concept of self-moderation in action! AndyW201 1
Partridge Posted January 30, 2014 Posted January 30, 2014 "Alors! Here comes Renault Assistance!" Banger Kenny, Grundig, ProgRocker and 1 other 4
vulgalour Posted January 30, 2014 Author Posted January 30, 2014 In a bid to encourage sales in the traditionally Francophobic market of Great Britain, Citroen decided to make all their competitors look as French as possible in the only way they knew how; ladies bottoms. Micrashed, inconsistant, Partridge and 1 other 4
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