Sigmund Fraud Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 - For God's sake, Bonnie... Don't just stare at me ! Start the fucking engine !- I can't, Clyde... Those damn SUs keep flooding. I'll just leave it for five minutes, and it should be fine.- Oh, piss off... I'm climbing back up ! vulgalour and maxpower 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxpower Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 You broke up oasis to do this for a living noel??? ProgRocker, Banger Kenny, eddyramrod and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxpower Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Build your own e-type, this week you get the steering wheel.and more parts available in our monthly magazine. next months magazine comes with the e-type gearknob. vulgalour, warren t claim, Partridge and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Build your own e-type, this week you get the steering wheel. and more parts available in our monthly magazine. next months magazine comes with the e-type gearknob. Just 7,250 issues... Banger Kenny and vulgalour 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brickwall Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 And usual issue RRP £200 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 "If you've stepped in dog shit then you can take those bloody shoes off!" Wilko220, oman5, Junkman and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 The chauffeur was astounded that Stuart Hall got away with his obscene behavior for so long... maxpower, Mash, Banger Kenny and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 "The new Fiesta Dash, GR8 for pulling dykes" vulgalour, Banger Kenny and warren t claim 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 I honestly don't know where to start with this one! warren t claim and garethj 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxpower Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 "Nigel are you coming in for your supper or are you going to stand there drooling all night?" trigger, Banger Kenny, eddyramrod and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxpower Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 "And to think i was boasting to lads down the pub that my job came with a company car" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxpower Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 "Stuart hall demonstrates how he hooked girls" warren t claim 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Look love, I don't care who you're married to, you can't drive through the park at 50mph) Banger Kenny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 "Let's start again, Sister Mary Assumpta. The kittens were waiting at the bus stop..." vulgalour 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fordperv Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 56iutk.jpg I honestly don't know where to start with this one!No I have not been drinking officer hiccup the devil jumped on the bonnet, sister Mary said "show him your cross" so I sped up and swerved around to get him off it Banger Kenny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Why has that Chevette gone from being a shortcut to a stretch in the space of one post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fordperv Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 I don't know what's happened there I didn't modify triggers orig post in any way just a standard quote, must be divine intervention or my phone has fucked it up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxpower Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Why has that Chevette gone from being a shortcut to a stretch in the space of one post? Long wheeled base version? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreepingJesus Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 HHHHHHNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG ROIDS...AND...EXCLUSIVELY...PROTEIN...DIET...CAUSING....POTENTIALLY FATAL...CONSTIPATION...HHHHHHNNNNNNGGGGG...FUGGOFF... *Warning: excessive use of 'roids will give you a severe case of Resting Asshole Face, unsightly flabbiness and underperformance, and ultimately wasting away to a shade of your former glory. Just like the American car industry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreepingJesus Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Syphillis? Genital warts? It's syphillis, isn't it Ford? You. Dirty. Bastard. When you said you had it all, I didn't think you meant all the sexually transmitted diseases known to medical science. FYI Ford, I'm not laughing because this is funny; I'm so shocked I don't know what else to do. Next you'll be telling me you've had the dog... What? She's what? Pregnant? Ford, that shouldn't even be possible! Have you no shame? oman5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreepingJesus Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Peasant: "Ah non, madame...le plage n'est pas ici. Il s'agit d'une carte d'Amerique!"Her: "Oh Bobby, this is useless, we drove all this way, and he won't speak American!"Him: "Don't worry Wendy, I'll speak to him. Hey Pierre...remember Hitler? Yeah, Hitler. The guy with the little moustache? Yeah? Well, he'd be in charge if we hadn't saved your ass in '45. Now...where's the damn beach?" oman5, Shep Shepherd and Banger Kenny 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreepingJesus Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Well, of course they can all think that, because it's patently untrue. Because they're poor black stereotypes, and you're a moderately well-off white stereotype. New for '93, the Mercury W.A.S.P.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProgRocker Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 ^ How the hell did FoMoCo get away with that one??! Bloody hell this thread is funny. Genuinely LOL'd at some of those. 5 out of 5! tooSavvy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProgRocker Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 When Mrs Smith asked her husband for a rabbit for her birthday this wasn't quite what she had in mind. Banger Kenny, CreepingJesus and maxpower 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shep Shepherd Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 I suspect that the Mercury Tracer ad was originally published in "Ebony" magazine: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebony_%28magazine%29 No doubt there was a W.A.S.P. version of the ad, too CreepingJesus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxpower Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 "Now Mr harris if one wants to keep his C.B.E then i suggest you give me a good service" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxpower Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 "you bastard, you're gumtree ad said may need a little T.L.C" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxpower Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 "Giles you can rub yourself against my leg as much as you like but you're still not driving my car" ProgRocker and Banger Kenny 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 "What do you mean it's buy one get one free on Blue Nunn?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 "You paid HOW MUCH for that crap Chinese motorbike?" Lord Sterling 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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