Wilko220 Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Curiosity ensues at a meeting of the 125P owners' club as a woman speaks to them for the first time. warren t claim, Junkman, Partridge and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren t claim Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 "If I could breed horses as well as Rover built cars, I'd be quids in at the Findus factory" garethj, brickwall, Wilko220 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 No, fools! Dolts! Idiots! Everyone knows you need a Honda Jazz to carry one of these!! Shep Shepherd and vulgalour 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigmund Fraud Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 No, fools! Dolts! Idiots! Everyone knows you need an Austin Maxi to carry one of these!! EFA vulgalour 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 You are unfamiliar with the current radio ad, Herr Doktor...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigmund Fraud Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 You are unfamiliar with the current radio ad, Herr Doktor...? There is no place for a radio in a hoarding hermit's life Junkman and chaseracer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 "Right, Mrs Johnson, keep taking these - three a day, after meals. Come back if you haven't seen an improvement in two weeks." "Thank you, Doctor Vauxhall" said Mrs Johnson, who would go on to need much stronger anti-anxiety medication after researching Dr. G.M. Vauxhall's credentials. vulgalour and Banger Kenny 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brickwall Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 . Wow!,It appears this horse is rusting. warninglight and vulgalour 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brickwall Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Right love, take the hand brake off...it'll look like an accident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruJoe Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 There should be no place for commercial radio in anyone's life EFA Timewaster 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 "Look mate we're not that sort of escort agency, but we've got your money, so do you want her for the weekend or not?" Wilko220 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 "As soon as I can get the planners to accept the back-hander all this will be an out of town retail park and I'll be able to buy a Range-Rover Sport with 22" alloys and junk this old Land-Rover" Junkman, Wilko220, brickwall and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 "Look, if I get the paint code I'm sure the tanning salon will be able to match it" vulgalour 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 "Keep smiling love, only another 59 payments at 42% APR and it's ours" Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 "You're going to laugh at this, but, I thought it was our Morris Oxford" Banger Kenny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 "If this doesn't stop that Woollarding craze on facebook then nothing will" Justin Case, eddyramrod and Partridge 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fordperv Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 keep smiling doreen and hopefully they wont notice the rust Partridge 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 I onlee parked it for five minutes and le ratlook brigade got it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makum101 Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Mr Jones was having second thoughts about having one of those new fangled Satellite Navigation units fitted to his car. Wilko220 and Shep Shepherd 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 "Bollocks, some slag in a yellow tranny has already turned over the bookies" Partridge, chaseracer, brickwall and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Roofrack, pineapple and Phatrimzyo Optional extras. Banger Kenny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Burt Reynolds thinks you're gay. Banger Kenny and Cavcraft 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 I gave you 100 quid to get us a bed from IKEA, not to make a downpayment on a car, you bloody idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 FFS, couldn't you nick a getaway car that actually runs? garethj and Justin Case 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren t claim Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 Please put that cigarette out, the only thing that leaks worse than my hood is the fucking SU carbs. garethj 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxpower Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 Another Quality Car Brought To You By Autoshite. Partridge 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxpower Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 While i am sleeping in the car you can get your boiler suit on and get that roof put back on the bedroom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxpower Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 When i said hire me an ami i didn't mean an amy winehouse lookalike! Partridge, Banger Kenny and Junkman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Partridge Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 "If this doesn't stop that Woollarding craze on facebook then nothing will"Kim Jong Un may have lost all his clothes in strip poker, was he was dead pleased with the Subaru he won. maxpower 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted August 1, 2013 Author Share Posted August 1, 2013 But only just, and only if you take the roof down. For the full outdoors experience you need a Maxi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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