Micrashed Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 What? I don't understand?I made a post, it was considered vulgar, I removed the post. I have a very very warped sense of humour.It isnt appreciated by a lot of people. I understand that and am not offended. eddyramrod 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobthebeard Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 I made a post, it was considered vulgar, I removed the post. I have a very very warped sense of humour.It isnt appreciated by a lot of people. I understand that and am not offended.Vulgar? Am not entirely sure what is considered as vulgar on here! Some pretty rum goings on have been posted and accepted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castros_bro Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 rvr.jpg "Now, Mr Burton" said the salesman, "you might find this a little strange, but on page 62 of the brochure there is a photograph of the two of us looking at the picture of us in the brochure". "Whoa, trippy" said Mr. Burton, before asking how much the optional alloy wheels cost. "And an option with the new 5.3L V12, for the discerning owner, is this penis extension. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloth in a bowl Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Sachi and Sachi never worked for Citroen again after after the confusion of the 'Camper Van' advert catsinthewelder, Banger Kenny and Conrad D. Conelrad 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted January 30, 2014 Author Share Posted January 30, 2014 "Young at heart" because "daft old bastard" doesn't have quite the same zing to it. Banger Kenny, Shep Shepherd and DSdriver 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Station Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 In a bid to encourage sales in the traditionally Francophobic market of Great Britain, Citroen decided to make all their competitors look as French as possible in the only way they knew how; ladies bottoms. "It's no good. I just can't reach the steering wheel." Stupid women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Station:I see you like living dangerously! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Partridge Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 "Why are we in a field playing music to a Xantia...oh yes, because we're high." Micrashed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat_the_cat Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Shitefest '14 had both better weather and more smartly dressed people than I was expecting, although fewer cars. Wilko220, inconsistant, Banger Kenny and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreepingJesus Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 What's so funny about uphill skiing? We're Americans, dontcha know! Champion skiers, the fastest!(Mumbling off camera)Yeah? What about the ski suits?(More mumbling)Yeah! A bunch of quick Yanks, and they come off real easy by hand. So?(Sounds of laughter, wheezing, splatting and collapsing, off camera)God Almighty! I've never seen someone laugh their lungs up before! ProgRocker 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreepingJesus Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Note from the guy on the left:Dear Autoshiters of the future, this isn't nearly as homoerotic as it looks: I'm holding Dave's sleeve on, because the leather's started to rust at the shoulder! chaseracer, steve_earwig, Banger Kenny and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Partridge Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 "Do you think we'll make it to the Datsun garage before the car rusts away?" Banger Kenny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted July 2, 2014 Author Share Posted July 2, 2014 He looks happy, she looks anxious. I wonder if they're speeding toward a child/nun/kitten/cliff and she's doing that nervous "haha, very funny, you'll stop now right?" which later becomes an hysterical scream of "I knew I should have listened to my mother!" cms206 and Partridge 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 For fuck's sake love, I've got another 10 fares after you, so grab that brat of yours and get in! Partridge, Skizzer, saucedoctor and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted July 2, 2014 Author Share Posted July 2, 2014 Hello, You killed my father. Prepare to die. Partridge, steve_earwig, rml2345 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 All these 'luxury features' guaranteed not to work within a week ProgRocker, Banger Kenny and Partridge 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Then some daft sod years to come buys one off a dodgy interweb forum LOL Banger Kenny and Partridge 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rml2345 Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 I can't believe they haven't noticed me stealing their luggage... mat_the_cat, Partridge and Banger Kenny 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProgRocker Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 The 1966 Dodge Convertible - official transport of the National Rifle Association. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProgRocker Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Not quite what I had in mind when I asked you to pull me off, sweetheart! saucedoctor and Grundig 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted July 16, 2014 Author Share Posted July 16, 2014 MG B. The car for the man who wants a controlling wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimo Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 aaaagh.....f.f.s. just open the hood! eddyramrod, Jimmycrackcorn and Banger Kenny 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSdriver Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 image.jpg Fitting a radio aerial? No problem just poke a thumb-hole in the wing. eddyramrod and Banger Kenny 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 You needed to take a few magic mushrooms to think this re hashed Hillman Avenger would be popular in the USA, so many that you will be chirping like a bird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 What 1970's VWs did when they came in contact with water DSdriver 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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