Autoshite tool kit

[John F]

What would be in it?

 

1) Hammer

2) A selection of slightly smaller sockets

3) K-Seal

4) ...

[barefoot]

Gaffa Tape

Cable Ties

[quicksilver]

After Joe and Will's recent exploits it would have to include a barbed wire tow rope

[Spiny Norman]

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[John F]

After Joe and Will's recent exploits it would have to include a barbed wire tow rope

 

Yep, and a piece of oily yellow string

 

And maybe one of these:

 

[cort16]

A screwdriver to prise the number plates off and a stamp to post the v5 you've filled out in the name and address of someone you found in the phone book pre-dated 1 week before.

[quicksilver]

An ancient digicam to take low-res date-stamped pics of the car in its moment of distress (for use on the ebay ad when you get fed up and sell the bastard as 'spears or repairs')

[Rocket88]

A screwdriver to prise the number plates off and a stamp to post the v5 you've filled out in the name and address of someone you found in the phone book pre-dated 1 week before.

 

 

 

A foul and despicable act that would never cross my mind...................[mumbles something about an exploding Zephyr and a multi storey car park.]

[face]

Pack of Polo's for mending blown fuses.

[rml2345]

WD-40 and an HBOL. Doesn't matter which car it's for.

[Bobthebeard]

Some household electrical cable (either to repair melted wiring or to tie up the exhaust), some hairy string, a pair of tights and a raw egg.

[HMC]

Having the odd car mag in the boot helps pass the time if the inevitable happens

[jonny69]

A pair of sturdy boots to kick the car with. Fucking thing.

[beko1987]

Jump leads

Random wire

Pliers

Cutters

A few random crimp terminals

Phone charger

Few copies of viz

Baccy and rizla

[Negative Creep]

Enough money to buy a new car once you run out of interest/talent

[Des]

Some household electrical cable (either to repair melted wiring or to tie up the exhaust), some hairy string, a pair of tights and a raw egg.

 

Add a line of charlie and that's a recipie for a fun night in.

[hairnet]

hiab and two gallons of diesel

[KruJoe]

After Joe and Will's recent exploits it would have to include a barbed wire tow rope

Yep, and a piece of oily yellow string

Erm, I've found in my 'tool kit' what looks like an exhaust hanger from the back box of a 406 saloon... might come in useful for something.

[John F]

Long-nose pliers for extracting 20p from Peugeot 405 Style handbrakes

[Wilko220]

WD-40 and an HBOL. Doesn't matter which car it's for.

 

I was about to say exactly the same!

[oldford]

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[fordperv]

a fuel can

[phil_lihp]

Gaffa tape for what won't stay on and a hammer for what won't come off.

 

Oh, and jump leads.

[Partridge]

4) Half a pint of shandy.

 

This can be used to refresh the home mechanic and put out small fires.

[Lacquer Peel]

An AA van follows me everywhere.

[KruJoe]

[willswitchengage]

A sense of humour

 

[cobblers]

I once found half a dozen massive cable ties in a layby - they were 3 foot long, an inch wide but smelled like lorry driver piss (I called them Amy Winehouses). Anyway I've run out now, but they were the best thing I've ever owned.

[Albert Ross]

I normally find that if I carry my top and middle tool boxes from my stack at work (All mine I tells ya) then I never need them. But the one day I decide to "nip over" to the next town on a whim, summat breaks in a really big "rub-a-dub" stylee, and I have to walk..... ergo I never do a journey of more than 4 miles without a full kit of tools.

[Tetleysmooth]

Baccy and rizla

 

 

I can relate to that.