Pillock Posted January 26, 2011 Posted January 26, 2011 I find it helps to read the descriptions of the accessories in the style of the voiceover bloke from Bullseye. "Sometime you're sure to need the streamlined Sutty footpump - hope it's not raining! Raining or not, you must have the 2-pint Kleerscreen autowasher"
scaryoldcortina Posted January 26, 2011 Posted January 26, 2011 Item 23 looks a lot like a britax child seat but the description makes out it's some sort of racy bucket seat.....
Negative Creep Posted January 26, 2011 Posted January 26, 2011 C'mon Granddad, you only need to smoke another 10 packs and I can have those fog lights!
CreepingJesus Posted January 27, 2011 Posted January 27, 2011 "Clip on this handsome reversing light, and see what you're backing into" From a time when drink-driving wasn't all that bad: you could see if you were backing into your neighbour's garden, or maybe your neighbour. That would be why he was waving frantically...Spark up a Guards...only 4/10. Wonderful!
trigger Posted January 27, 2011 Posted January 27, 2011 Can someone enlighten me to what number 7 is...
meggersdog Posted January 27, 2011 Posted January 27, 2011 It's a grease-gun Trig.Great for a spot of pumping action whilst fondling those greasey nipples..Fnar Fnar
trigger Posted January 27, 2011 Posted January 27, 2011 Thank god for that, The way she was standing over it i thought she was about to using it for something else.
Mash Posted January 28, 2011 Posted January 28, 2011 Is number 16 the lass or the wing mirror, cos if it's the wing mirror I don't want it. Also, is that Joanna Lumley in the first pic?
fotorabia Posted January 28, 2011 Posted January 28, 2011 Maxi rego..POF of smoke..how appropriate..werent they offering speedboats back in the 70s..smoke 100 a day for 25 years and its yours..
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted January 28, 2011 Posted January 28, 2011 I want that Ekco Ensign car radio. Let's see... 11,590 vouchers (inc 100 voucher coupon)Six vouchers per pack, so need 1,932 packets at 4/10 eachThat's £416.18s worth of cigarettes by my reckoning.
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