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Could you do mine please?

 

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Rover 800 Vitesse

Year introduced  1995

Max speed 143

max power 197

cubic capacity 1994

 

Thanks Thomas

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Sinclair C5 - GB

Year Introduced: 1985

Max Speed: 15 MPH

Max Power: 250 W

Cubic Capacity: N/A

 

 

Wrong thread surely?? This must be an early nomination for the 2017 calendar ;)

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it seems that an XJ6 isn't shit enough for AS top tumps.....

 

shame.

 

Sorry forgot about you.  Mind you no-one will want your card in their hand.

 

Plus the first '20'.

 

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Autoshite rating assessed using the Pillock method - based on HML's figure of all XJ40s on SORN and licensed of 1500-odd . There are only 810 Sovereigns of all engine sizes, so just counting Sovereigns, the ASR would be 12.

 

Less than 10,000 - 5 points

More than 2 shiteists - 2 points.

No veg - 0 points

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Here's a wildcard entry that no one wants

 

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Vauxhall Corsa 1.0

Year Introduced: 2000

Max speed: 96mph

Max Power: 57bhp

cc: 973cc

Autoshite Rating: AVAS

 

Posted

It's no wonder the Rover Vitesse was so quick with a massive V8 Rolls-Royce engine!!

Posted

I think no top trumps would be complete without Louise's poo brown Astra.

Manufactured from 1980

The 1196cc power house engine creates a massive 53hp to take it to a respectable 87mph. I can't find production figures but there can't be many 1.2's left now.

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Sinclair C5 - GB

Year Introduced: 1985

Max Speed: 15 MPH

Max Power: 250 W

Cubic Capacity: N/A

 

 

Truly living the dream there. 8)

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Posted

Thanks for the vitesse one its brilliant.

 

I wish the engine was that big though. It's really 1994cc

 

Thanks again they are a great idea

Posted

Thanks for the vitesse one its brilliant.

 

I wish the engine was that big though. It's really 1994cc

 

Thanks again they are a great idea

 

Quick engine change, easier than Scaryoldcortina's anyway.

Posted

I thought it would be rude to put a Rolls Royce into a card game ... The 204 on the other hand :D

Somewhere here there's an entire Rolls-Royce Top Trumps deck.

Posted

yes, this is going great ...

 

we need a maxi (not diesel, but petrol) and allegro adding.

 

and we need to get vulg to add the princess and eddy's hyacinth to the deck.

Posted

oh bloody hell.....

 

bub has't been falling off the road or bumping into things again has he?

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Range Rover P38 2.5 Dse

Yr 1994
Top speed 112mph
Power 100bhp
Cc 2500
Veg friendly for a Brucie Bonus point

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Please can you do my heaps?  I've taken a pic of the Cherry specially.

 

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Nissan Cherry 1.3 Spirit

Introduced 1982

95mph

59bhp

1270cc

58 taxed 100 sorn (all cherry models)

6 taxed 7 sorn (cherry Spirit GS)

 

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Land Rover Discovery 200Tdi

Intoduced 1989

91 mph

111bhp (once)

2495cc

approx 31000 Discovery 1's still taxed but only about 7110 pre 300tdi models

 

Veg freindly ;)

 

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Austin 1100 mk2

 

Introduced 1970

78mph

48bhp

1097cc

HML shows 359 taxed for all models of Austin 1100 but there will be more (Leyland/Austin-Morris etc)

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Hi guys I need help with the Autoshite Score?

 

Total production was 217,184 cars 1982 – 1995, well below the factory capacity of 130,000 per year. This was made up of 157,000 Oltcit Club, Oltena (pickup) and Rodae (the name from 1993 when Daewoo bought 51% of the company) and 60,184 Citroen Axel badged cars.

 

I have no idea how many are left in Europe but in the UK there are two running Oltcits, a restoration car, 3 project Citroen axel and a parts car. The Oltcit/Axel was never sold in the UK or Right hand drive.

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Posted

Come on, there no way a Rebel with banded steelies has it's original engine.

 

It has still got a 598cc engine fitted complete with an origonal high compression* Rebel spec head! There is a customised engine for it in development but progress on that project has not been especially fast...

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Not very good with techy wizardry but basics are here, I think the mk1 picture is best as it's the earlier car and I own it, and it's autoshites colours!

 

 

Fiat Panda 1980 - 2003

 

903cc

 

48 bhp

 

82 mph (made up as too busy clenching buttocks to look at the speedo)

 

italy

 

4,500,000

 

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Posted

It has still got a 598cc engine fitted complete with an origonal high compression* Rebel spec head! There is a customised engine for it in development but progress on that project has not been especially fast...

Jesus! That's grim.

Posted

Hi guys I need help with the Autoshite Score?

 

Total production was 217,184 cars 1982 – 1995, well below the factory capacity of 130,000 per year. This was made up of 157,000 Oltcit Club, Oltena (pickup) and Rodae (the name from 1993 when Daewoo bought 51% of the company) and 60,184 Citroen Axel badged cars.

 

I have no idea how many are left in Europe but in the UK there are two running Oltcits, a restoration car, 3 project Citroen axel and a parts car. The Oltcit/Axel was never sold in the UK or Right hand drive.

I would say the shite rating is high with this one, got to be around 17?

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