Unhappy purchaser!!!!!!!!! More texts!

[scoobypete]

If he texts you again tell him the bloke he needs to talk to is called jeremy kyle and give him the phone number fot itv studios........

[Minimad5]

The PM i sent you Warren is still sitting in my Outbox sir Not as simple as Emails

[warren t claim]

Well I haven't had any texts or calls off him so far tonight although there is still plenty of drinking time left.It annoys me that his interpretation of ignoring him is me not ringing him back after he let my mobile ring once before hanging up!

[Lankytim]

Id offer him a full refund, aslong as he brings it back. Its often less aggro.

[Minimad5]

Tim, i don't think in this case it would be a good idea.As some people out there like to push it for afew days, and then see what happens, it is sometimes best left to "stew" and then normal service is resumed.

[warren t claim]

Id offer him a full refund, aslong as he brings it back. Its often less aggro.

If the car was a heap of wank I would agree but it's a cracking little car that was sold running perfectly. Chances are he has destroyed it. I'm not paying for someone elses neglect!

[meggersdog]

After reading this post I was in two minds to list a beemer free series for 325 quid.

 

It was listed for less than five minutes before the buy it now was hit.I sent an invoice and straight away the guy was on the phone to arrange collection.Seemed to understand "spares or repair" but I will let you all know the outcome on Sunday.

 

Ah hang on..here you go http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1994-BMW-325-I-SE ... 3efe2af4a3

 

 

 

 

 

*had to edit the listing out as it gave buying details*

[Milford Cubicle]

I can't believe this thread has gone on for 9 pages!!Tell him to bugger off or utilise some of Hirst's stellar suggestions.

[scruff]

HI M8. THX 4 TXT. SADLY I ATE UR MONEY STR8 AWAY. SRY

[Guest]

Tell him that you had all the money changed into mixed coins so you could put it all into that circus-themed charity box at the dentist, mainly because you enjoy watching the coin roll into the lion's mouth at the end.

[warren t claim]

I'm surprised he hasn't got in touch with me today.Either he is giving up or he is gathering a crew up to descend down the East Lancs Rd.

[aled]

tell him:-thanks for your text mate but i have to tell you that my wife is a tag wrestler and i havn't been paying her as much attention lately as i should have, anyway she got hold of the money for the car and has been down the local sex shop and bought herself the biggest dildo i have ever seen, it is driven by an atlascopco industrial compressor driven by a deutz air cooled engine, you are most welcome to come and take that as repayment if you wish but i do not think you would be too happy with a 16'' direct drive air fed industrial dildo rammed up your arse. best wishes mr w t claim.

[Pillock]

Dear Buyer;

 

I'm sorry that you're not happy with the purchase of my car. Unfortunately I don't have the cash to offer a refund on your private vehicle purchase, as I've spent it all on a collection of baseball bats with rusty nails through the end. Please feel free to come and discuss any time.

 

Yours,

 

WT Claim.

[CortinaDave]

I love the way morons expect a £10k car for 300 quid. I must be one of the few people in this world that will go out and look at a car at that money, and if it has a ticket, starts, stops and goes and doesnt make any nasty noises I'm happy and part with my cash.The sad thing is as has been said before , desperados who have scraped weeks of their dole money together to buy a 300 quid motor cant then afford for anything to go wrong and expect the world from it.

[dollywobbler]

I really feel for you Warren T, but have to hand it to Hirst for the many chuckles throughout this thread. The one about the change/lion interface had be laughing like an idiot.

[jonny69]

You know his number and email address right? Maybe home address too? Start signing him up for stuff. The internet is happy to repeatedly send him all manner of shite and phone him up all through the night all for free.

[Hudsonpie]

Buy a cheap dictafone, record a message along the lines of that guy from the Saw films........and post it to him....."Hello *wankface*....I want to play a game.....For days you have been bombarding Warren with absurd messages of your revenge....thinking pehaps he owes you something he dosent....you have no respect for the life you have been given...." etc etc

[Cavcraft]

Get him to come on here and start a thread about scrappage.

[Minimad5]

lol, well done Cav

[ayd]

why don't we / someone come up with a useable 'sold as seen' recipt we can download n print.......

[pandamonium]

I can do that. I'll have one up by tomorrow night, if nobody minds me taking on the role?

[warren t claim]

I can do that. I'll have one up by tomorrow night, if nobody minds me taking on the role?

Feel free!

[dieselnutjob]

I understand that no refund we be given under any circumstances.

 

signed tosser

[Cavcraft]

It's a piece of piss to knock a receipt up to be honest. As Sir Barkin says a buyer's receipt is a good idea too.I'd go something like...Date: Time: Name, address:'Sold: reg number: For (insert amount). Test drive taken, full inspection was taken/invited before purchase. Sold with faults as described, no warranty of any description offered or implied.Buyer to take vehicle away in a manner compliant with road traffic laws, I (seller) accept no responsibility for this vehicle from this date/time onwards.Name: Signature: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------For the buyer to leave for you:Date: Time: Name, addressI have bought (make/model/reg. number) for (insert amount) and understand the vehicle was sold with faults. I have been offered a test drive and I have had the chance to have the car inspected before purchase. I will remove the vehicle in a manner complaint with road traffic laws and I am responsible for the car from this date/time onwards.Name: Signature:-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Keep a copy of both, give buyer a copy of both. Keeping a copy of a receipt with buyer's name and address (and ideally telephone number) is a wise move because if they crash it/drive through red lights/do a robbery in it/whatever after you've sold it you have their details.

[Split_Pin]

I knocked up a sold as seen thing before selling my first car. It was perfectly fine, but it was old.I got the buyer to sign both copies and I kept one. Had no trouble after that.

[Albert Ross]

Warren T Claim is having a warranty claim............. I reckon ask the monkey to get his mate down the pub to read him the small print on the receipt about the warranty...... Oh wait........... There isn't one.Can I call round to his house and play please? May I drive over his head repeatedly to put him out of the World's misery?

[Torsten2001]

Any more word Warren?

[furqall]

tell him to suck your plums, bloody check asking for a refund any more news?

[Mr H Sceptre]

Yeah, been a few days now, don't reckon Mr Claim won't see sight nor sound of this chancer now.

[GrumpyCat]

I knocked up a sold as seen thing before selling my first car. It was perfectly fine, but it was old.I got the buyer to sign both copies and I kept one. Had no trouble after that.

The AA have a template...http://www.theaa.com/motoring_advice/car-buyers-guide/cbg_sellerscontract.html