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RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

RedSparrow

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That Metro could be nice again. Would be great to put it back to the yellow/blue text Telecom liverey.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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I'd love to stand behind it and pump my hot fluorescent life-giving bouncy fluid right into its undercarriage

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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This looks bloody awful (condition wise) hope someone can save it though.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/austin-a30-35 ... 19cfe86f21

 

'fairly shore it will fire up.'

 

Life in the old beach yet?

 

Should make a great surf wagon... :wink:

 

How fit are these? I'd bloody love in metallic blue ideally.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Sunbeam-Rapie ... 1e6d3d32b6

 

MOT fail but list really isn't that bad.

 

Extremely fit! As mentioned the other day, I love 'em. In metallic dark green, ahem... :lol:

skattrd Rank: Lancia Gamma

skattrd

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If this wasn't 150 miles away with no tax I'd be all over this, but logisitics of getting it home make it tricky ..... Cheap late x1/9 £1k with 12 months MOT

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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/\ Get a cover note, get on the train to Preston, tax it at a local post office and drive it home. Simples.

skattrd Rank: Lancia Gamma

skattrd

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/\ Get a cover note, get on the train to Preston, tax it at a local post office and drive it home. Simples.

 

Working all week, busy all weekend ... possibly free a week on Sunday, not so simples :(

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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This is a pretty tidy looking e28 5 series. I've had three of these and can conclusively say the auto's are shit to drive.

Luckily this isn't one and doesn't seem to have suffered any "improvements".

Possibly a bit salty at 750 without any mot as my last 525e (auto obviously) was a nice as this and was 700 with loads of T&T. Hope it doesn't get drift SLAGGED though.

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/classic-bmw-525-e28-shape/100537740#gallery-item-full-1

 

If I look into my crystal balls I can see a light. The light indicates an upcoming failure. The light is very very distant but it's becoming clearer now, yes I can see some letters under the light.

I'll spell out the letters they're

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/51-mg-zt-25/100521245

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Have to be quick on this one chaps, ends at 5pm.....Bid now on a death-ride!!123!!

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Suzuki Super Carry /Bedford Rasclart pick up. With Tiger stripes.

R1 Engined
Blimey!!
SOUNDS AWESOME
I don't suppose you'll hear it over the sound of your passenger screaming at you. Absolutely no mention of a brake upgrade :shock:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/270952209501? ... 1423.l2649

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I'm at work LOL-ing my spuds off here lads, keep up the good work please!

Ross_K Rank: Citroen Ami

Ross_K

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Next stop Africa for this nasty lump of beige?

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Rat look Capri. Some assembly required. Check those wheels...

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When did you last see a Daihatsu Charade?

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After the apocalypse there will be cockroaches and 80's Landcruisers

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I had one of these for a month back in the 00's, and found it to be an overrated piece of crap. Just sayin'.

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Another Toyota for export...

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Volksy Rank: Renault 16

Volksy

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Blimey, €2000 for that Corolla saloon. Should advertise mine over there!

Lufthansa-Terminal Rank: Austin Maxi

Lufthansa-Terminal

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25.000 mile high rider peg leg Dagenham Dustbin

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-CORTINA- ... 0865678567?

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-CITROEN- ... 3374ddf4b0

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Wash it you tit!

 

Bulldog licking piss off thistles

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-J2-196 ... 0777851524?

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/american-ford ... 0682100531?

Marry your sister in style

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/morris-minor- ... 0865254321?

Jesus!

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Chev ... 0798847485?

WoooHoooo

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CreepingJesus Rank: Renault 16

CreepingJesus

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I have a sneaky feeling this 205 is actually pretty well screwed together. Twin 40's, leather interior and a year's test.

 

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Sierra GT, with slightly suss (maybe photoshoppy) pics. Still worth a punt, 'cos he's listed it at £500 but, will take offers. A box of spiders and a stale pineapple sandwich? Maybe in time it'll become socially acceptable, but not here, and not now.

 

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Renner Clio... WAIT?WHAT? IT'S A SALOON? IT'S A LEFT HOOKER? Ima getta me some fakee Lithuanian platez and have me sum fffffffffffun. *It's a dCi* Fuck right off then...

 

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FB Victor, with T+T. Proper tatty Autoshite, ready to roll. Win.

M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

M'coli

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30,000 mile 5-door Vanden Plas Metro - thus MG engine with a manual gearbox - in Enfield, North London: £299, I can feel the Mini boys sniffing around it from here.

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eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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That Metro needs to be with one of us!

Ross_K Rank: Citroen Ami

Ross_K

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Renner Clio... WAIT?WHAT? IT'S A SALOON? IT'S A LEFT HOOKER? Ima getta me some fakee Lithuanian platez and have me sum fffffffffffun. *It's a dCi* Fuck right off then...

 

What the fuck? Left hand drive but the speedo is in mph? Who uses mph apart from us and the yanks?

 

Whatever, it's a Renault so I wouldn't touch it with yours.

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spiny Norman

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Chip fat Dizzler

 

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Mileage: 291610
cms206 Rank: Lancia Gamma

cms206

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FB Victor, with T+T. Proper tatty Autoshite, ready to roll. Win.

 

Lives on the same street as my work; it was in our workshops a couple of years ago getting welding and amazingly enough it is used daily.

 

What a hero.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Fark me vicar, it looks like he made the body out of an old barn making the shapes using a rubber mallet then shoved a flower pot on the bonnet.

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