Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

[Ross_K]

 

Automatic Left Hand Drive, 5.7 V8 Chevy Petrol, Unfinished Project

 

To my shame I've added it to my watch list.

 

Some of work required for MOT

Window Wash Bottle

2 Seat Belts in Rear

Engine Needs Tuned

 

At what point do you import that thing from America, put a V8 in it, spray it yellow, and then say "Fuck it. I can't be arsed doing three cheap jobs and registering it. I'm just gonna sell it as is. Punters'll be queueing all the way back to Dumbarton to take it off my hands for mucho dinero."?

 

Crack pipe, as they say on Jalopnik.

[Cavcraft]

Reading 'just need tuned' alone is enough to confirm the vendor is a f*cking moron. How can it 'just need tuned'? It either has just been tuned, or it just needs tuning.

Conclusion? Spanner rating 9/10, and that's just the seller.

[KruJoe]

 

Another superb advert. N't. That's why it's stuck at bridge money.

hi alfa romeo 20 gtv

for spears or repairs

pick up on collection

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-ALFA-ROM ... 0656274831

[willswitchengage]

hi alfa romeo 20 gtv

for spears or repairs

pick up on collection

 

Let's look at what information is actually offered here.

 

"alfa romeo 20 gtv" - Well, most of that is in the listing's title, other than the elusive 20.

 

"pick up on collection" is implied, otherwise you'd need a lot of first class stamps.

 

Ah, some new details! "for spears or repairs" Spears? As in Spear and Jackson? Ah, via a process of elimination it must be repairable, then.

 

 

Weird 90s Tatra, looks like a retarded Saab 9000.

[M'coli]

 

Automatic Left Hand Drive, 5.7 V8 Chevy Petrol, Unfinished Project

 

To my shame I've added it to my watch list.

 

Some of work required for MOT

Window Wash Bottle

2 Seat Belts in Rear

Engine Needs Tuned

 

At what point do you import that thing from America, put a V8 in it, spray it yellow, and then say "Fuck it. I can't be arsed doing three cheap jobs and registering it. I'm just gonna sell it as is. Punters'll be queueing all the way back toCarberry's in Dumbarton to take it off my hands for £100-odd/ton.

 

Crack pipe, as they say on Jalopnik.

EFA

[Ross_K]

Bad boy Fester

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... t/97165586

18 crome weals de locked de handeld 3 ins twin exhausts american super charger alarm n imob alarm opens doors wide flush body kit frount mount intercooler luks n sownds awsum not anover like it !!!!!!

 

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-car-/ ... 1c25407d27

 

This little hunny is back again, now for £400 or best offers which sounds very cheap.

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/renault-carav ... 2a1b8f492b

 

Oh my, This looks stunning, £1700 starting price is very cheap as well, Crap advert though.

 

PLEASE NOTE THIS CAR IS 48 YEARS OLD SO WOULD RECOMMEND YOU TRAILER AWAY.

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-ROVER-MA ... 43ae76c193

 

I used to have a G reg one of these as a works van, I quite liked it, It went pretty well as well. This ones 99p.

[155V6]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-ALFA-ROM ... 3373c52f3b

[eddyramrod]

Hard to see a downside to that Mazda, except the colour (I won't touch brown) but I know many of us would see that colour as a plus. Someone grab it!

 

And that Renault... Gorgeous.

[Volksy]

I PDI'd that 155 when it was new

[Cavcraft]

Mazda seller must be getting desperate, he's been trying to offload that since page 1,431 and probably before that too!

[eddyramrod]

Mazda seller must be getting desperate, he's been trying to offload that since page 1,471 and probably before that too!

 

We're only on 1435 now...

[Negative Creep]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-ROVER-MA ... 43ae76c193

 

I used to have a G reg one of these as a works van, I quite liked it, It went pretty well as well. This ones 99p.

 

location = Hurst

[wuvvum]

 

Weird 90s Tatra, looks like a retarded Saab 9000.

Now that has got me nursing a semi. Almost certainly well beyond my means though, alas. That dealer seems to have some interesting stock - I can see an E3 in the background of one of the pics.

[pocket.calculator]

Always fancied one of these, and this one looks a peach

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TOYOTA-SPACE- ... 146wt_1116

[pocket.calculator]

Now we're talking. Good description...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLGA-GAZ-21- ... 500wt_1129

[eddyramrod]

Wow! Can't help thinking it belongs in the "Bargains" thread though...

[Timewaster]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-FIAT-MULTIPLA-110-ELX-JTD-BLUE-/200733648566?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2ebca866b6

Crap car, crap pics but worth it for this line alone:

have had 6 big men in it with total comfort

 

Snigger.

 

Also:

heater control unit was changed as the hazard switch was incorporated and the new units are very different so the rear electric windows do not work

 

Eh?

[CreepingJesus]

Oof!

E34 525i X, don't see many of them around, etc. I was looking for this, as I saw it out on the road a while back, but couldn't track it down. Consider yourself spotted ya naughty little minx.

[Cavcraft]

SCROINKLES!

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-bedford- ... 3a726b40ce

 

'Was found next to Stevie Wonder's tennis court'

[Cavcraft]

GR46 for storing jazz mags!

 

EFA

[Spiny Norman]

£2k BIN Porker 928. What could possibly go wrong?

 

[willswitchengage]

 

Nice!

[R9UKE]

The Wind. The joke keeps on giving.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2010-RENAULT-WIND-ROADSTER-COLLECTION-1-6-133-BHP-LIMITED-EDITION-/120884798004?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1c254ba234

 

The roof system was done by the same guy who did the Ferrari F-430.

 

Okay then..

 

 

I CAN'T WAIT to own one of these. Had no idea they were numbered - something else in common with the Avantime other than downright stupidity

[peter9000uk]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1975-Fiat-850 ... 2a1b792b5f

 

£295 BIN

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-LADA-NIV ... 3a724cdc71

 

175 at the mo

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-100-KNI ... 20c3f47b6c

 

32000 miler £495 or offers

[Negative Creep]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/porsche-944-1 ... 2ebca9f3d4

[M'coli]

 

W

 

T

 

F

 

?

 

Somehow, I don't think it'll catch on!

[Negative Creep]

I honestly can't decide if I love or hate that