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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Seems like a genuine seller too

Really? I'm not sure how far I'd trust him - he says the vehicle has had 1,000 good owners, but it appears to have been made by Audi, so at least 500 of those "good" owners will in fact have been utter c*nts.

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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All my Chevettes were much older, I never realised how plush the late ones were! But yeah, he is an absolute bellend. Can't drive either, apparently!

Vinylseats Rank: Austin Maxi

Vinylseats

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Someone buy it quick and put it back to its original form - before the interior gets messed with!

gricer Rank: Austin Maxi

gricer

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Chevette mong wrote:

 

advertised elswere so have the right to pull off at any time

 

Add your own punchline.

Luxobarges_Are_Us Rank: Renault 16

Luxobarges_Are_Us

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Welcome to the Automotive Darwin Awards 2012.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Scorpio- ... 158wt_1185

 

"My father was the second keeper from 2001 and we have had it since 2009."

"We are selling our Ford Scorpio saloon because it recently failed its MOT [note] and we decided to spend money on a different type of vehicle (a Renault Scenic) instead of repairing it"

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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SPACTRONIC Shoveit. These are actually quite pleasant (n a shite kind of way) to drive.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-VAUXHALL ... 46017c9d12

 

'I would like to emphasis although it doesn't have a current MOT certificate, it passed its MOT previously, which expired August last year, without having any work done to it. This means it is in full working condition.'

 

C U L8R, I'm just off to eat that Cornish Pasty I bought in 1986. I know it'll be ok because it's never been out of the packet.

jayroller Rank Morris Ital

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Seeing that it's not been taxed since 1992 i suspect it's nothing like that now, I bet the blokes phone has been ringing of the hook though, I wonder what money he's after for it?.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/280835949727?ssPageName=STRK

 

In other news this has been bought up on RR, a so called "Barn find" of a mint, shiny Mk1 Escort with some random straw thrown about and the sellers feedback shows he bought a 2 Dr Mk1 Escort last April as well as the spotlights in September, what a cock.

 

I am in utter disbelief that the seller thinks that people will believe that this is a genuine 'barn find'.

And then write 'HHUIURRR IT IS AN GENUIN BARN FIND AZ U WIL C IN DA PITCHERS!!!'

 

I could list the reasons as to why it's so unconvincing, but even in my semi drunken state I feel they are obvious to anyone with half a brain.

 

This listing was ended by the seller because the item is no longer available

 

Now, there's a surprise... :roll:

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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I am sure it was a genuine barn find in the sense that he found it in his barn after his mates had dropped it off the night before.

 

However by covering it in hay he has nearly pulled it off. Its the same as the time that I antiqued my mate who had passed out drunk and we nearly convinced Brian Sewell that he was Michelangelo's David.

Ross_K Rank: Citroen Ami

Ross_K

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Seeing that it's not been taxed since 1992 i suspect it's nothing like that now, I bet the blokes phone has been ringing of the hook though, I wonder what money he's after for it?.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/280835949727?ssPageName=STRK

 

In other news this has been bought up on RR, a so called "Barn find" of a mint, shiny Mk1 Escort with some random straw thrown about and the sellers feedback shows he bought a 2 Dr Mk1 Escort last April as well as the spotlights in September, what a cock.

 

I am in utter disbelief that the seller thinks that people will believe that this is a genuine 'barn find'.

And then write 'HHUIURRR IT IS AN GENUIN BARN FIND AZ U WIL C IN DA PITCHERS!!!'

 

I could list the reasons as to why it's so unconvincing, but even in my semi drunken state I feel they are obvious to anyone with half a brain.

 

This listing was ended by the seller because the item is no longer available

 

Derbyshire Police mustn't have liked what they saw...

 

What a fucknut. Even if by some remote chance the car's not nicked, he's never going to sell it now (well maybe in parts). Did I read on some forum or other that a kosher one of these is worth 20 grand???

autofive Rank: Renault 16

autofive

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listing was pulled about 3am, i doubt the police where out to view at that time of the morning

maxpower Rank: Citroen Ami

maxpower

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listing was pulled about 3am, i doubt the police where out to view at that time of the morning

 

Ross_K Rank: Citroen Ami

Ross_K

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listing was pulled about 3am, i doubt the police where out to view at that time of the morning

 

Well fuck knows then. Maybe he got "A Christmas Carol"-type visit from the Ghost Of Shite Past, and his conscience got the better of him?

willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

willswitchengage

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Cadillac win!

 

galactic cruiser only 10 trillion miles1000 good owners &galactic pass included

Item condition: --

Ended: 01 Mar, 201223:27:42 GMT

Winning bid: £10,100.00

 

Hmmm

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Seems okay* for £1195

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/American-cadillac-Ville-V-reg-V8-auto-LHD-/190647781333?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2c637e47d5

 

£300 MINIMUM TRADE IN

 

This is surely an open invitation to every nut job on ebay.

 

 

Dear God, that's well lush. I need* some more old Septic shite in my life and that looks suitably awful enough to grace CavCraft. Skint at the moment though so will just have to pretend I didn't see it.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Dear God, that's well lush. I need* some more old Septic shite in my life and that looks suitably awful enough to grace CavCraft. Skint at the moment though so will just have to pretend I didn't see it.

 

£300 minimum trade in. You've still got that mobility scooter right?

Largactil Rank: BL Wedge

Largactil

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Ended yesterday, but did anyone else notice this?

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&_trksid=p4340.l2557&item=320857569185&nma=true&rt=nc&si=MNdtjJlj05k7wu36W3fjmh9pZu0%253D&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWAX%3AIT&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc#ht_811wt_1398

 

There was initially a bid at the start price, which seemed to disappear / was withdrawn?

 

Then just one bid on the last day of auction - Seemed quite cheap for a late Mk3 with 7 months test?

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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If you click on the (one) bid then scroll down you'll see someone retracted their bid stating 'entered wrong bid amount'.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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A few open top lovely's found in that well know Sun drenched hot spot "Scotchland"

 

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KUSTOM

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/audi-80-convertible-26-v6-green--full-leather/97555927

 

Stick a donk in it.

 

Conclusion: Ebay the wheels, probably still would.

 

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/vauxhall-corsa-convertible-14/97576967

Corsa all the ladies are gonna love it.

 

Conclusion: I'd roll in it just-like-this-PaperBagHead.jpg

 

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/peugeot-306-cabriolet-pinanfarina-for-sale-or-swap/97496755

 

The french connection.

 

Conclusion: I actually quite like these and I bet it goes okay with a 2.0 in it too. Okay there's a big hole in the rear window but nothing a bin bag and a bit of gaffa tape won't sort right?

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