Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... 6/92774663

 

I rang up about this Capri 3.0 Ghia a few weeks ago, although i was keen i was put of by it being a auto and needing welding, It was also dearer then (£1600) and he told me he had 2 people interested in it, so whys he still selling it?.

 

Must say, I'm glad i'm not trying to sell and old motor 3 weeks before christmas, it must be nigh-on impossible to flog this sort of stuff ATM.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/255338357.htm?ca=20_s

 

Get a fuggin load of this!!!!! 600€. 125cc engine, I can see wuvvum behind the wheel of one of these, battling with the norwich rush-hour traffic

[eddyramrod]

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... 6/92774663

 

I rang up about this Capri 3.0 Ghia a few weeks ago, although i was keen i was put of by it being a auto and needing welding, It was also dearer then (£1600) and he told me he had 2 people interested in it, so whys he still selling it?.

 

Must say, I'm glad i'm not trying to sell and old motor 3 weeks before christmas, it must be nigh-on impossible to flog this sort of stuff ATM.

 

It is, trust me!

 

And the two people "interested" in the Capri were probably the seller and his Mrs...

[Negative Creep]

Dear God, have we had this hateful looking thing yet?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-DUTTON-S ... 3a6da87811

 

 

Looks like a Reliant Kitten on steroids. I'm not sure if it's awesome or terrible

[Mr_Bo11ox]

BLAND SHAPE 929, the dullest-looking car of all time, just €600

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/262905099.htm?ca=20_s

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/262701502.htm?ca=20_s

 

Very straight-looking (and MEGA RARE in France) Silvia, 500€

[Mr_Bo11ox]

USED DAILY, €500

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/262481783.htm?ca=20_s

[dollywobbler]

That GS is plus-de-OOOF!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/257058150.htm?ca=20_s

 

On Mutha_Bo11ox's doorstep, €800

[Skizzer]

This looks appealing for 600€,Turbo Diesel, its in marseille as well so you can have a mega roadtrip driving it up through the alps and that.

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/262955973.htm?ca=20_s

 

Scooters to the front desk - Marseilles is half way to Bulgaria, and it's got a towbar. GR9 for going double or quits on a CX haulage adventure.

 

Wiz zees leboncoin rammel, Monsieur Ambassadeur Bolloix, you are really spoiling uz

[Craig the Princess]

That GS is plus-de-OOOF!

 

They also offer an exchange!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

NO ENGINE, PAPERWORK OR INTERIOR, HOWEVER COMES WITH RH HEADLAMP AND INDICATOR, 1000€

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/262434434.htm?ca=20_s

[Felly Magic]

5 seats with a large chest..ooo er Missus. Good old Googley translatificator

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/262367409.htm?ca=20_s

 

Stored in a dry garage for 10 years, very little corrosion, 600€, only a few KM's from the ferry

[cort16]

Who's the total Laguna II perv on here?

Who ever it is get the hand cream in the microwave as here's a face lift laguna II diesel for £775 quid. Disapointingly not an automatic but does have no mot or tax and is knocking its nuts off.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/renault-laguna-19-dcino-taxno-motengine-knockstartsdrives/92792260

[CIH]

Dear God, have we had this hateful looking thing yet?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-DUTTON-S ... 3a6da87811

 

 

Looks like a Reliant Kitten on steroids. I'm not sure if it's awesome or terrible

 

If I had to bet money, I'd say the latter...

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/262328597.htm?ca=20_s

 

Hey that looks pretty cool, €800, 1/2 hour from calais

[Mr_Bo11ox]

How fuggin cool are these rims? You get them free with the car, which only costs €100 anyway! THATS RIGHT, EIGHTY-SIX QUID

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/262314594.htm?ca=20_s

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/262287123.htm?ca=20_s

 

Looks good, interior needs some work apparently (no pic like) €900 ono

[eddyramrod]

How fuggin cool are these rims? You get them free with the car, which only costs €100 anyway! THATS RIGHT, EIGHTY-SIX QUID

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/262314594.htm?ca=20_s

 

Even I would have a crack at that!

[CreepingJesus]

If you like to gamble

I tell you, I'm your man...

 

Win some, lose some

It's all the same to me...

 

Mind you, I'd like to see the faces at the casino if you chucked your car keys in, and lost a £400 'Scrot...

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

£5,600 feels cheap for a drivable 77 year old car. But...

 

 

wouldn't you take it for a 25 mile spin to watch that tick over?

[Cavcraft]

Turd polisher extroardinare...

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/renault-lagun ... 27c11a54c3

 

'I GOT THIS CAR 4 YEARS AGO AT A COST OF £5500.00 THIS WAS MY PRIDE AND JOY AND WAS CUSTOMISED WORK DON ON CAR £5860.00 IN 3 YEAR.'

 

[Negative Creep]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-MONDEO-L ... 9137989184

 

 

 

HONESTLY,PEOPLE JUST DO NOT UNDERSTAND ANYMORE AND DONT GIVE A SHIT WHEN THEY COST YOU MONEY!!YOU GENUINE EBAYERS WILL KNOW WHAT I MEAN!ITS TORTURE WITH WANNA BEES!!WHY ANY1 WOULD WANNA BE ANYTHING WITH AN OLD DIESEL MONDEO IS BEYOND ME NOW BUT ITS A BLOODY GOOD WORK RUN CAR FOR THE MILAGE IT DOES OR EVEN A SMALL TRADESMAN (AND IM NOT RACIEST) BUT NEWCOMERS,DONT DO IT EH??YOU COST US ENOUGH MAN!

[cort16]

Do you feel lucky punk? Well do ya?

£350 no reserve, no bids, no tax, no mot and in some places no floor. Looks ace.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Alfa-Romeo-164-lusso-3-0-v6-1990-/300629467126?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item45fee99ff6

[dollywobbler]

Looks a bit pricey given that my 164 Lusso cost me £375 with 12 months MOT... They are fabulous machines though. I must own another.

[RobT]

That Mondeo ad must be a piss-take, surely? I wasn't aware 'Small Tradesman' were an ethnic group these days

[trigger]

I wasn't aware 'Small Tradesman' were an ethnic group these days

 

 

[RobT]

^^To be truly representative atleast one of them should be of black or other minority ethnic origin. Or atleast a little bit swarthy looking

[trigger]

The car or the old boy inside it?