Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

32,451 · October 9, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0663090307

I have no issues with reporting twats like this. Ã‚Â£500 for a Mexico V5 and Vin.

3.5k · October 9, 2011

Scooters look again - look mum no bulkhead!

doh!

that is what happens when you don't check the link! - some bits of that are nevertheless very rare - the chrome quarter bumpers for instance

3.5k · October 9, 2011

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/
Pants Spaffed - Giffertastic.
That Maestro is great!, Check out the beige dash!, Looks cheap at Ã‚Â£300.

Seller has emailed back

Sills and vallence have NO RUST!!!

Still for sale

In Birmingham - which might be a bit of a twunt for me to get to this week

October 9, 2011

Mate, if you're serious about that Maestro, let me know if I can help. I live not too far away and could park it up on my drive for a week or so.

3.5k · October 9, 2011

I have sent the seller another email. Its getting to Brum this next week thats the issue - week after I should be OK.

9,089 · October 10, 2011

Alfa Porn

Been off road 16 years, low miles, some rot. No surprises there.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/250905093800? ... 1423.l2649

Bonjour! Voulez-vous couchez avec moi, c'est soir?

This is HAWT, Ã‚Â£567 RNM, in Autoshite's second favourite colour too....

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/190584698606? ... 1423.l2649

"Hello Mr Ebay, I've got Ã‚Â£8995 burning a hole in my pocket, and need to piss it up the wall on a money pit, preferably English and rare. What's you got?!"

Damaged Bristol in Douglas Valley Breakers, normally a good source of overpriced chod....

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/110753678308? ... 1423.l2649

or

Lovely restored XJ12 Jaaag. Obviously the Bristol is more shite, but the Jaag is lush....hmmmm

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/220716967590? ... 1423.l2649

9,089 · October 10, 2011

WTF corner, home of the ugly and misjudged......

Exhibit a M'lud.....

Ugly as sin Trummy based kit, one of a kind apparently. Yeah, there's a reason for that.....one for Barrett to investigate?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/110755208190? ... 1423.l2649

Exhibit B Sir, if it pleases the court.....

1982 Magenta, looks like a childs drawing of an old car.....

Probably mini/metro engine, and uglier than me.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/180734652182? ... 1423.l2649

Sorry sir, i wish to add this evidence, that mong+nice car+shit wheel choice=FAIL

The Celebrity is probably my favourite Mk1 Ashtray derivative, and whilst the rest of the car is ok, them rimz r rong.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/290614582578? ... 1423.l2649

And Finally, Land Rover lovers look away now.

Too much time on your hands + Paddy's bicycle = terrible things.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/250906663506? ... 1423.l2649

VERDICT: Guilty of twattery.

3.5k · October 10, 2011

Lovely restored XJ12 Jaaag. Obviously the Bristol is more shite, but the Jaag is lush....hmmmm
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/220716967590? ... 1423.l2649

tat Jag is lush - Ã‚Â£9k for a fully sorted and mint example for one of these is not bad - having owned a couple you can rack up huge bills with nasty surprises. If I was looking for oe of these and had the dosh I would offer him Ã‚Â£8k in cash with a caveat that if any hidden rot or deep engine issues hit me in year one he was paying for the repair. - see if it is as good as he says it is

4,380 · October 10, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0663090307

I have no issues with reporting twats like this. Ã‚Â£500 for a Mexico V5 and Vin.

Not there anymore

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C229587

12,955 · October 10, 2011

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-VAUXHALL ... 1c1fb2bcd9

Cavalier 1.3 GL saloon, for that ultimate shite look.

This is fappin fantastic! An identical Cav used to take me to school!

Er, listed now by another seller....

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-X-Vauxha ... 336cfdb308

... for 4 flipping bags!

12,955 · October 10, 2011

This hasn't been on for 12 hours yet and has already gone from Ã‚Â£100 to over Ã‚Â£800. It still has 9 days to go. Its in my watch list but likely to be too salty

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRIS-MARINA ... 2314e35bf5

1.1k · October 10, 2011

... now my student loan comes through soon, somewhere around the top end of Morris Marina prices... just as well I'm abroad ATM.

m0rris

6,733 · October 10, 2011

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-VAUXHALL ... 1c1fb2bcd9

Cavalier 1.3 GL saloon, for that ultimate shite look.

This is fappin fantastic! An identical Cav used to take me to school!

Er, listed now by another seller....

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-X-Vauxha ... 336cfdb308

... for 4 flipping bags!

Both listings are currently live...interesting.

32,451 · October 10, 2011

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGUAR-3-4-GR ... 256846ec54

I think the owner of this has been smoking pot or something! Formerly owned by Pete Doherty but never registered to him so there's no proof, just some strange story someones wrote saying he had a green Mk2 once?!, and the write up made my head hurt too.

"i bought the car from this georgian pile, what are the chances of it "not" being this car?"

Very high i would have said!

87,864 · October 10, 2011

This looks like a bit of fun.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-A40-1300cc-Tuned-Longman-Sensible-mods-/200661615028?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2eb85d41b4

3.5k · October 10, 2011

Bollockcheese

Maestro sold

October 10, 2011

these things make me cringe even when I see a normal one

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayI ... 1438.l2649

has anyone in the UK ever done a 'fat slags' themed one? As you know we don't do irony in the US but even I would find that funny.

31,913 · October 10, 2011

Have we had this one yet?

1,982 · October 10, 2011

Why, oh why, does an EPICALLY cool (and shite) Buick appear when I'm virtually bankrupt. I'd have this in a heartbeat, always wanted something shite from 80s America.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... m/89313526

2,864 · October 10, 2011

That Buick looks like something you'd steal in GTA. Which is a good thing!

October 11, 2011

Never mind the seller's optimistic "Hummer lookalike" claim - the Rasheen always reminded me of a Wartburg.

1.4k · October 11, 2011

Never mind the seller's optimistic "Hummer lookalike" claim - the Rasheen always reminded me of a Wartburg.

^this

(Which is definitely a good thing!)

1.2k · October 11, 2011

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGUAR-3-4-GR ... 256846ec54

I think the owner of this has been smoking pot or something! Formerly owned by Pete Doherty but never registered to him so there's no proof, just some strange story someones wrote saying he had a green Mk2 once?!, and the write up made my head hurt too.

"i bought the car from this georgian pile, what are the chances of it "not" being this car?"

Very high i would have said!

to add to his bullshit he could have at least pretended to have found some of pete's old needles down behind the rear seats

4,116 · October 11, 2011

Capri 2.8 auto, converted from new apparently. Not sure why you'd want to spend money handicapping it, by turning it into a teflon...

Sierra twink, Ã‚Â£1200 BIN? Shome mishtake, shurely?

Golf Campaign, with everything that makes it recognisable as a Campaign, modified/ruined. Restoration case?

Passat VR6 Syncro, what could go wrong? To be fair, if I'd the will to buy another big estate, I'd be all over it.

87,864 · October 11, 2011

Sweet baby jebus

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230680571651&ih=013&category=9855&ssPageName=WDVW&rd=1

4,116 · October 11, 2011

Sweet baby jebus

They made sweet baby jebus cry. And me laugh my arse off. That's wrong on so many levels

October 11, 2011

Have we had this one yet?

GR12 for fooling partially sighted people into thinking you have a brand new Discovery

October 11, 2011

^^^ I actually quite like that, though....I'm a Landrover man through and through but this looks like a good, utilitarian motor with enough little luxuries to keep the better half happy (unlike my 90 which keeps ME very happy but not necessarily the good lady!)

2.9k · October 11, 2011

The front looks very Dacia to me!

3,100 · October 11, 2011

That Rasheen appears to be running a 3 series 4 pot

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