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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Hmm. That Invacar's obviously been deregistered, so could be a bit of an arse to get back on the road again, seeing as how technically it should have been squished years ago. Might have to be registered as an AC Petite or something.

Angrydicky Rank: Lancia Gamma

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This is back on for the umpteenth time. Now £1550 start, a far cry from the £4750 he started out with and we all laughed at in the Ebay bargains thread.

 

Sure, it's still expensive, but with a small amount of work this could be an absolutely stunning car. Mr Boobydoo you need this in your life! 8)

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1979-TALBOT-ALPIN ... 4aa9465c0a

mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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If anyone here buys that Alpine, take care when you go to pick it up - that lurking orange beasty looks ready to pounce!

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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PROPER BO OUR KES...

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RILEY-KESTREL-110 ... 3365bf803e

 

6 months in a North Shropshire field probably won't have done it any favours. Note the way the s:) seller's :( keyboard ;) seems :( to have :;)( a misfunct:)ion of so'

 

*He does also appear to have some old rammel or other in the background too.

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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It's the multi-coloured shite-swap!

With your host, Noel Edmonds!

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Hello! My name is Noel Edmonds and I used to be on your TV, all the fuggin time! A little known fact about me (Noel Edmonds) is that i was once a semi-professional saloon car racer! I used to drive a Mk3 Cortina at all the big international circuits like Badger's End and Sheepring. This little bundle of joy is NOT a Mk3 Cortina, however, it is a Taunus. Which was built in Germany. By Germans. And I fucking hate Germans.

 

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Hey! Check this out! It's one of those funny little Robin Reliant things done up like the 'Only Fools and Rodney' van! That show used to be on the BBC, which is where I used to have my telly shows, but mine were much better! Of course that was in the days before I spiralled off into a pit of self loathing and casual racism. This little van looks like it might be fun, but if you buy it everyone will think you're driving a spack chariot, and I fucking hate spastics!

 

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The name's Bond! Noel Bond! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Not really, it's Noel Edmonds. This little orange funster might look nice in the photos, but read the advert and you'll see it's actually got a 'crinkly bottom' ha ha ha ha ha ha. That's a reference to the show I used to have on the telly. In actual fact, the only people with crinkly bottoms are gays. And I fucking hate gays.

 

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Another fun fact about my life is that for years I have been considered 'cursed' by people in the TV industry, due to the fact that I indirectly caused the death of two people live on air! This precipitated the years I spent in the showbiz wilderness, softly weeping into my beard and wondering what I'd done wrong. If you want to experience that same 'cursed' feeling without actually killing members of the public, why not spend the next 20 years of your life attempting to restore this hopeless piece of shit?

 

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Don't worry folks, there is a happy ending to my story! After years of heavy boozing and totally letting myself go, I finally got a plumb job on C4 presenting wildly successful turdfest 'Deal or no Deal'!! This show is perfect for me, because standing in the middle of a large open space whilst people randomly open boxes around me is just about the only format of TV where I'm not likely to fucking kill someone! Anyway, nowdays I swan around feeling like an utter WINNER, which is exactly how you'd feel if you owned this quite superb Rover P6!

 

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warren t claim Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

warren t claim

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I think Noley actually bought a new P6 with his first wages from Radio 1.

Richard Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Richard

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I saw Noel Edmonds at Glamis a few years ago, he came across as a right tosser. He killed somebody that day too.

Spottedlaurel Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spottedlaurel

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I’m pretty sure I’ve seen some article about him from back in the ‘70s, pictured in front of a Honda Z and Ford GT40.

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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I saw that bond when I got lost looking for a mates house in Manchester about 3 years ago.

 

Its probably not moved since then.

 

Actually, thats blatantly a lie as it was facing the other way when I spotted it.

 

And i dont like all these slanderous statements about tidy bearded presenter Noel Edmonds. He only killed 1 person for a TV show.....the other was killed in a helicopter at a charity event up his wrinkley arse.

bangers & mash Rank Morris Ital

bangers & mash

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Hey! Check this out! It's one of those funny little Robin Reliant things done up like the 'Only Fools and Rodney' van! That show used to be on the BBC, which is where I used to have my telly shows, but mine were much better! Of course that was in the days before I spiralled off into a pit of self loathing and casual racism. This little van looks like it might be fun, but if you buy it everyone will think you're driving a spack chariot, and I fucking hate spastics!

 

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Have some more pictures.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/old_banger ... 215836532/

 

It was parked in Porlock Weir for many years. Last taxed in 1992, DVLA still thinks it's purple.

Shep Shepherd Rank: Renault 16

Shep Shepherd

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I'd keep that 360 really dirty if I bought it, just to piss off the BKV (Best-Kept Volvo) people in the Volvo Owners Club - in my opinion, Volvos are meant to be driven, not polished.

RoadworkUK Rank: Lancia Gamma

RoadworkUK

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....some utterly magnificent Volvoage

 

"...I am selling my father in laws Volvo for him as he is now unable to drive."

 

I thought that was mandatory to qualify for 340 drivemanship? Certainly seemed to be around here.

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