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Inspector Morose Rank: Lancia Gamma

Inspector Morose

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My loins are aching for that.

 

Classified ad price:£2,995.00

 

Oh well. :cry:

overheadvalve Rank: Austin Maxi

overheadvalve

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1300cc, i bet this is a right tarmac ripper

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/150989397.htm?ca=12_s

 

Looks QUAZL though, especially the inside, who wouldnt want to travel at 55mph all day inside that brown cocoon?

 

I've not been able to start if for the last 3 months, i'm not a mechanic

 

€990

Would that be the 1256cc ohv powerhouse?

overheadvalve Rank: Austin Maxi

overheadvalve

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JEEZUS, the sheer beauty is too much for my eyes, they are only used to seeing fat people wandering aimlessly around the streets of Crewe in football tops

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/150982225.htm?ca=12_s

 

no price though, why the hell do folk put stuff up for sale and not put a price? Idiots man.

Probably one of the best looking semi shite cars around, ever :lol:

warren t claim Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

warren t claim

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1300cc, i bet this is a right tarmac ripper

 

1946263331.jpg

1943236964.jpg

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/150989397.htm?ca=12_s

 

Looks QUAZL though, especially the inside, who wouldnt want to travel at 55mph all day inside that brown cocoon?

 

I've not been able to start if for the last 3 months, i'm not a mechanic

 

€990

Would that be the 1256cc ohv powerhouse?

 

I was thinking that as well until I saw the magic wand gearlever. I reckon it's sporting a small cam in head motor. Quite why GM would have two different 1300 units for the same car is a mystery.

ProgRocker Rank: Lancia Gamma

ProgRocker

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I rather like that a lot. :shock: Prefer these to AllAggros. Looks like Vermillion - same colour as my first car, a Mini 1000 that was built around the same time as that. :D This one also looks like a US muscle car (if you squint :wink: ) with its black louvres on the rear window and the vinyl roof! :mrgreen:

 

I prefer this series of Marina to the Ital or any of the previous Marinas. :)

Guest Leonard Hatred

Guest Leonard Hatred

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It's nice to roll my mouse scroller through about 20,000 revolutions to get past all the quoted images and to the bottom of the page.

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Or you could just press the "End" button on your keyboard - has the same effect and you wouldn't have to go through the trauma of looking at photos of shite cars more than once.

Guest Leonard Hatred

Guest Leonard Hatred

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I've been using PCs for more than a decade and haven't used that button before. :oops: Ta!

 

Back to the shite

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-BMW-735-SE-A ... 0583451208

 

I like this, it looks pretty imposing and seems to have some suspension left, and sounds like it's been looked after. Just needs some proper numberplates.

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Many hours of elbow grease and sweat have gone into this car to make it look as bad as it does!
Stand out from the crowd!!! Dont be a sheep, be a rat!
Needs a good home and a roof rack!

Twunt.

ProgRocker Rank: Lancia Gamma

ProgRocker

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It's nice to roll my mouse scroller through about 20,000 revolutions to get past all the quoted images and to the bottom of the page.

 

You're welcome. :P

RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

RedSparrow

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I've been using PCs for more than a decade and haven't used that button before. :oops: Ta!

 

Back to the shite

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-BMW-735-SE-A ... 0583451208

 

I like this, it looks pretty imposing and seems to have some suspension left, and sounds like it's been looked after. Just needs some proper numberplates.

 

Hmm, not usually a fan of the matt black business, but that does look pretty bloody cool. Get rid of the company logos obviously.

I bet that thing is quite a good laugh.

HereHareHere Rank: Austin Maxi

HereHareHere

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Ukraine - gateway to the rolling shitelands of the east.

 

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I'm not entirely sure what the cock's going on with this website, but this appears to be $750.

 

http://auto.aviso.ua/adview110,1786409.html

 

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$600.

 

http://auto.aviso.ua/adview220,1779508.html

 

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£400 or so.

 

http://auto.aviso.ua/adview210,1762863.html

 

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I am the god of hellfire - and I bring you a $170 ZAZ 968.

 

http://www.autosvit.com.ua/ZAZ_968_auto_209704.html

 

What's a nice Toyota Cresta like you doing in a place like this?

 

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$300

 

http://www.autosvit.com.ua/Toyota_Crest ... 16754.html

 

Yay! Another Moskvich Sex-o-van for $375.

 

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http://www.autosvit.com.ua/IG_2715_auto_218290.html

 

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I somehow sense the $399 "need a paint" 1981 Volga described in the ad may not be the one depicted in this image. But still - WHAT AN IMAGE.

 

http://www.autosvit.com.ua/GAZ-24_auto_243847.html

 

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$450.

 

http://www.autosvit.com.ua/Wartburg_353 ... 41416.html

 

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Black, red interior and whitewalls = a great big sack of $650-flavour WIN.

 

http://www.autosvit.com.ua/GAZ_24_auto_191850.html

ashmicro Rank: Renault 16

ashmicro

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Are those Sunbeam Lotus alloys on that little LNA?

 

Always fancied a 2 pot LN, could never find one.

Volksy Rank: Renault 16

Volksy

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I think they're off a Renault 14. Which share the same stud pattern.. They look very similar to a design Renault used on the 5TX and the 'Flair' edition.

 

Edit: Here's some on a 5... Slightly different though..

 

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mattblack Rank: Citroen Ami

mattblack

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Look like Horzion Pullman wheels...

 

EDIT: 3 -stud... DOH!

 

Just googled the 5 TX and they look similar, but the reccess in the spokes doesn't go all the way to the centre.

 

EDIT #2: ^^^^beat me to it!

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Whats going on with that Toyota Cresta? The sides of it look IDENTICAL to a Mazda 929 to my eyes.

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