Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

5,774 · October 4, 2010

I'm hoping for a home-birth, but if needs be the first journey will be in the Allegro

6,644 · October 4, 2010

I'm hoping for a home-birth, but if needs be the first journey will be in the Allegro

Vinyl seats - smart thinking!

14,439 · October 5, 2010

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1982-AUSTIN-MINI-METRO-L-BEIGE-/320598297403
I would like to buy this then spend many hours and thousands of pounds building a scraping-scrap-era "spiflicator" for the express purpose of hurling the beige turd into a canal with the mechanical grabby device.

Pog's weakening. He used to really hate Metros

4.5k · October 5, 2010

What is a "spiflicator"?!

1,642 · October 5, 2010

nice gold acclaim in sarf london

http://cgi.ebay.ie/Gorgeous-1983-Triump ... 957wt_1137

damaged tr-7 looks mendable

http://cgi.ebay.ie/1981-TRIUMPH-TR7-CON ... 083wt_1137

2.5k · October 5, 2010

Torsten selling his Acclaim then? Perhaps to make way for something else...? Looks like its got quite a few fans judging by the amount of bids.

2,047 · October 5, 2010

Why's it on irelandBay? Are they popular over there?

October 5, 2010

P0rtugal - like Spain, but with more rust.

Nice work there, Mr D Bailey of Lisbon. Ã¢â€šÂ¬400

http://www.automoveis.pt/rides/opel_ascona/203187/

Ding! Ã¢â€šÂ¬400

http://www.automoveis.pt/rides/bedford_outros/210412/

DING DING DING! Ã¢â€šÂ¬400

http://www.automoveis.pt/rides/talbot_solara/205515/

Nice. 65K km, rhd, Ã¢â€šÂ¬500.

http://www.automoveis.pt/rides/datsun_outros/208939/

Ã¢â€šÂ¬1000. Brownest Pallas EVA.

http://www.automoveis.pt/rides/citroen_gs/203184/

Round things off with this pert little pant-stretcher. Ã¢â€šÂ¬1000

http://www.automoveis.pt/rides/toyota_corolla/3203/

47,287 · October 5, 2010

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/142496842.htm?ca=12_s

Good home wanted, make a small offer and its yours!

8.5k · October 5, 2010

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Rare-Early-1983-Y ... 0487560832

Super-nice. Hope it goes for enough to stop the engine becoming a "2.1 Burton" in some half-arsed Escort project.

Excellent number platage too.

8.5k · October 5, 2010

Another 'organ donor':

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1984-VAUXHALL-CAR ... 0532458012

Bet some guinness-slurpers would 'tink nutin' to raping this for its gearbox & sump pick-up.

October 5, 2010

http://sheffield.gumtree.com/sheffield/16/61937216.html

4.5k · October 5, 2010

Another 'organ donor':
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1984-VAUXHALL-CAR ... 0532458012
Bet some guinness-slurpers would 'tink nutin' to raping this for its gearbox & sump pick-up.

Check out the stickers on the speedo! Its got 'pensioner who shouldn't be driving' written all over it!

October 5, 2010

Autoshite seafront tour of Withernsea and Ingomells leaving from the Pier Towers in ten minutes.

4,444 · October 5, 2010

Ninety Nine Pence start. Cheaper than a McNasty pound saver burger and full of win too.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1982-RENAULT-9TLE ... 0489182706

9,176 · October 5, 2010

Anyone else notice the mileage no longer shows up in item specifics.I've looked at my previous listings and it's gone from them too.

7,216 · October 5, 2010

Splendid!

(sounds a bit plops if I'm honest)

17,346 · October 6, 2010

Espero 1.8CDi manual with 12 months test at Ã‚Â£395 BIN... I'm tempted... isn't this pretty early as well, for a UK Espero?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1995-DAEWOO-ESPERO-CDI-RED-/250706278376?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a5f4237e8

October 6, 2010

That Esperro is for sale in Kettering.....always reminds me of a 'Not the nine o'clock news' book I had years ago that described 'Kettering' as the marks left on your arse having sat in a wicker chair..........

47,287 · October 6, 2010

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VW-Scirocco-GTI-1 ... 0677934729

This car is completly spoilt with every thing original even down to the cassette player

fitted with five very yokohama tyres

October 6, 2010

1988 Fiat OooooNo

I'd be all over this if the price was a bit more realistic. Well tidy though.

October 6, 2010

Low miles, bright yellow Alfa

The fuggers currently at Ã‚Â£100 and has a years MoT. And is nice enough to warrant putting up TWO photos.

4.8k · October 6, 2010

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VW-Scirocco-GTI-1 ... 0677934729

This car is completly spoilt with every thing original even down to the cassette player

fitted with five very yokohama tyres

picture 1 is of the scirocco before the coilover suspension. cheers

61,310 · October 6, 2010

This has to be getting close to Autoshite holy grail status, surely?

Devon's a bit too much of a trek for me, alas.

12,955 · October 6, 2010

Lovely - but fecking expensive

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1983-VAUXHALL-MK1 ... 3caf1b6a52

Award for most difficult to read ad goes to.....

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-AUDI-C-GT5-S ... 1c15e6d55a

.... followed closely by this one.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1976-RELIANT-SUPE ... 43a234ce09

Scene Tax applied for

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1983-VOLKSWAGEN-P ... 2c57e27504

"Get out my fucking way!" 80s style

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1988-VAUXHALL-CAR ... 4aa513db65

Cunt

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FORD-GRANADA-MK2- ... 35ace39e37

This is so right

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1986-VAUXHALL-AST ... 33617bcd66

How about a nice tall glass of OMFG?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1979-LEYLAND-CARS ... 4cf21886ac

2,667 · October 6, 2010

Do you think this might be a scam?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Mercedes-Benz-250 ... 500wt_1154

61,310 · October 6, 2010

Do you think this might be a scam?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Mercedes-Benz-250 ... 500wt_1154

It's possible, although it does look from the pictures like the car genuinely is in Uganda, and the start price isn't ridiculously cheap for the car - normally with these scams the price is too good to be true. I certainly wouldn't want to take the risk though.

October 6, 2010

Serbia? Well, why the fuck not.

Stacks of these - this one's by no means the cheapest at Ã¢â€šÂ¬180. How I would love to get a shipment in and flog them off at in indecent profit to retro-twat metropolitan tosspots. This one doesn't even need spraying red first!

http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas5 ... stava_750/

Unsurprisingly but less excitingly there are plenty of these as well. This one looks pretty damn tidy for Ã¢â€šÂ¬249.

http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas4 ... stava_101/

Oooh! Ã¢â€šÂ¬200. Not the only one, either.

http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas6 ... 300_super/

Also file under 'no shite, Sherlock'. This Ã¢â€šÂ¬200 example looks a frightful shitter but has apparently only done 28k km.

http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas5 ... riva_2105/

An R4 for Ã¢â€šÂ¬200? Can't be bad (though this one kind of is).

http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas6 ... t_r_4_gtl/

Fill me up with Slobodan's Nut Gone WANT! Ã¢â€šÂ¬200.

http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas1 ... 3_elegant/

I tell you, this place is a motherlode of 24-karat shite. Loads of these and all, and I still haven't crossed the Ã¢â€šÂ¬250 barrier...

http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas6 ... tburg_353/

5,092 · October 6, 2010

Shite spec Granny Wagon 2.3 V6.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1979-FORD-GRANADA-L-GOLD-/260672609661?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3cb14c5d7d

17,517 · October 6, 2010

After a bit of a lull, this thread has got massively fun again. Thanks HereHareHere! (great name, btw)

I never knew they made a license-built Fiat 850 van before I saw that site, so thanks for that too!

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