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chaseracer Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I enjoyed the small print tucked away at the bottom of the listing...

 

 

PLEASE NOTE:

 

CAR WAS BOUGHT AS A FULLY REPAIRED CAT D.IT HAD MINOR DAMAGE WHICH WAS THE DRIVERS WING AND HEADLIGHT.THE INDICATORS ARE NOT SHOWING ON THE DASH ALL OF A SUDDEN AND I WAS TOLD THAT IT MIGHT NEED A SOFTWARE UPDATE TO RESET THE DASH BY FORD AS THE SEATBELT AND AIRBAG LIGHT FLICKERS ON AND OFF.THIS HAS RECENTLY STARTED AND SHOULD BE AN EASY FIX FROM WHAT I HAVE BEEN TOLD.MY MIND IS MADE UP TO SELL SO WILL NOT SPEND EXTRA MONEY ON ANY OTHER SMALL THINGS.OTHERWISE NOTHING MAJOR TO REPORT .

 

 

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I would quite happily write an entire script about a disaffected salesman in order to obtain that Cavalier as the main character's car. What a lovely old thing!

pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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That Cavalier is BEYOND ORSUM. Mega Kool.

 

 

WTF is this?:

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The most worrying thing about that smiley is that it definitely wasn't there when I posted, so he must have gone back and edited it on. What a weirdo!

warren t claim Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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A highish spec with a 1300 motor must be a rare thing indeed.

seth Rank: Renault 16

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WTF is this?

Its quite obviously a floating, blinking cows head holding a Menu sign. :roll:

 

Barret, thanks for the Simca ID :D

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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C178771/

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Only 40k miles. Lovely condition inside. Only 3 owners from new. Minor repairs to bodywork needed for MOT. Runs and drives superb. Brand new genuine starter motor fitted. Some history.Rear ligts are fine i was replacing the bulbs when the photos were taken.

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£250 Or near offer

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

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If I had that I wouldn't need friends

Gompo Rank: Citroen Ami

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That Cavalier is hot stuff - possible 'doctor' material.

 

I need a bloody job with a future so I can make random purchases like that.

worldofceri Rank: Renault 16

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I like how he has infinite patience with the ubiquitous ebay chancers as well.

 

Q: hi mate love the cavalier,do you have a buy it now price? i would love to come and have a look as i am only in dudleyregards, dipesh

A: thanks for your Q but i intend to let it run ivan

 

Q: alright mate do you have a buy it now price as this is what i am after hope you can help me thanks chris

A: Hi chris thanks for your Q but to comply with ebay rules i intend to let the auction run ivan

 

Q: Hi,would like to view and wonderd if you had a cash price in mind if i liked it?. cheers Tony

A: Hi tony you are welcome to view the cavalier please contact me on 07... ivan

 

Q: hi what will you take for cav thanks

A: thanks for your Q but i intend to let the auction run ivan

hennabm Rank: Citroen Ami

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This cock obviously thinks mint is just a garden menace. :?:?:?:?

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... ink:top:en

 

"1984 bmw e30 323i chrome bumper 62k mint retro classic"

 

 

HOWEVER IT DOES HAVE SOME FAULTS. PAINT ON BONNET AND NEARSIDE WING HAS FADED AND LAQUER PEELED, SEE PICS, WHEN I WAS WELDING SILL I FABRICATED SOME INFILL PIECES FOR REAR ARCHES, SEE PICS, FUEL GAUGE STARTS AT HALF WITH LIGHT ON TO FULL. I HAVE A 325 EXHAUST ON IT, MANIFOLD IS DIFFERENT BUT I HAVE ONE IN BOOT, IF I GET THE CHANCE I WILL CHANGE IT.

 

 

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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1986 Bedford Astra 1.6D Van

 

Give me a O, give me a M, give me a G, What does it spell??....

 

 

OMG! :shock: someone needs to buys this!, Pog??!!

Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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S'nice. Shame it's pink with a fooked drivers seat but I could picture myself in that.

 

Edit: the cav that pog posted, which is now not showing..... wtf??

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