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Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.


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That's why he hasn't put any pictures up of it......and he encourages you to 'call first'......my money is on there being no car....just the ID.

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this bloke advertises a lot of mini shells on ebay, some have no ID

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The fact that the picture is of a set of number plates and a log book is a bit suspicious!!

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ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

 

You swine.

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I would wee myself if I so much as stroked one of those. A real dream car for me.

 

Some rubber pants with a Sunbeam logo would look very fetching.

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Imagine if eBay was a dating agency. You might look at the first picture of this and think to yourself, 'CORR, that's well fit'. And then you'd notice the other pictures and log off quickly before your boss caught you looking at munters...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-ASTR ... 3474177906

 

'UNDERNEATH WILL MOST LIKELY NEED WELDING'

 

*File that in the likely understatement of the decade draw please, Miss Smith.

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I guess it could be but it still makes no sense and the bloke comes across as a massive knob head, he's not even funny, I hope someone bids on it and he gets stung by the ebay fees.

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... u/89757425

 

i will come to you and take out your service lights on your bmw e36

for 15.00

only take 10 minuets fully guaranteed

you can then sell it with full service lights rest to the begging.

 

That sounds like a business!, pay less then £10 for the tool of ebay and charge £15 to reset other people's lights, I put a tenner down that he's of Eastern European origin.

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Probably graduated from a Polish business school back in the communist times...

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Those diesel Mk2 Fiestas are actually surprisingly nippy - lots of torque and bugger all weight. They are bloody noisy though. I'd consider one as a daily, but I wouldn't want to pay two bags for one.

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This is lovely, if a trifle expensive.

 

$(KGrHqEOKowE35VW)09pBOB4mTBhO!~~_12.JPG

 

Has the later Ventoux engine, too, so mechanical parts wouldn't be too hard to track down.

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I know it's a cliché, but if that Passat were closer I'd be all over it - had an estate years ago and they really are a nice thing to drive. Wolverhampton's a bit far to go though, so I'm now off to look at a certain poorly Renault 18 a bit closer to home.

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Even ignoring the dubious "conversion", it does look mighty crusty :shock:

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Even ignoring the dubious "conversion", it does look mighty crusty :shock:

 

It's worth £1,300 but if it doesn't sell I'll Frag it for £200. Jog-on Arsehole.

 

(EDIT: The seller, not Cheggers)

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Even ignoring the dubious "conversion", it does look mighty crusty :shock:

 

It's worth £1,300 but if it doesn't sell I'll Frag it for £200. Jog-on Arsehole.

 

(EDIT: The seller, not Cheggers)

 

I did read it twice, just in case :wink:

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