Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

[Wilko220]

Their jaws will drop when they see this bad boy up on axle stands outside your house under a tarp.

 

 

Yep, this is the look...

 

[tonedepear]

Too long for my allocated shit-box under a tarp space.

 

IMAG0587 by Tony Lloyd, on Flickr

[Pete-M]

Here you go Pete-M!!! Its on the Wirral, and a 222 model so injected (far better than the carb version). Its an auto like but at least should be the 4-spd rather that the punk-a$$ 3-speeder used on the carb models. Basically this looks like a big old pile of WIN.

 

[watch list] KERLICK [/wl}

 

Damn you, Testiculus. I always swore blind I'd have no more to do with these things!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

WHAT A LOOKER THESE ARE

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-LANCIA-DELTA-GT-IE-SILVER-/270791633159

 

This one looks ace, apart from the silly blue lights on the front

[CreepingJesus]

What's an Aberdeen Overdrive?

 

Aberdeen Overdrive = neutral. From the old days of the fish runs to London. Stick a bit of rubber at the top of the slot the tacho speed trace needle runs in, so that when you knock it into neutral and coast downhill, the tacho disc won't show 80mph+. Keep a boot on the throttle, to keep the air tanks charged, et voila...Aberdeen to London in one shift.

Nowadays, 600bhp+ of Swedish grunt, and a big magnet will do the same. And it's still illegal.

 

Just to keep it on-message...

 

Starcraft WTF Camper

 

...have we had this one yet? Autoshite Holidays latest heap of delights. Get papped by every 'Shiter from here to Lands End! Have 15 people per hour, ask you what it is! Not selling the deal, am I? Lets see...Free 1 week family pass to Rhyl Suncentre? A case of Pot Noodles and a boxset of 'Seaside Special', for the ultimate 70's holiday experience? We'll even remove the beef + tomato ones?

 

Seriously, I wouldn't mind saving it myself. If only because the guy buys it for its' engine and box?!? Who knows where he'll stop.

[CreepingJesus]

I have been know to use that at the top of the Tyrebagger.

Even though I have no Tachograph.

 

Ditto. In my defense, my chips were getting cold, and I wanted to get to Riverside Dr to park up...

[darkfour]

this looks tidy

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Fiat-/200635780815?pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item2eb6d30ecf

 

can't make up my mind on these headlamps, however

 

AS A BEGINNER ON EBAY

Suggestions for ya...use a smaller font I'm not blind, don't type in all CAPS and maybe clean the car out first

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/CITROEN-CX-2400-GTI-5-SPEED-/110722634999?pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item19c79554f7

[Cavcraft]

PAGING MR B...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-Austin-M ... 43a8b56099

 

...if you're considering the Crumbyballs rally that is. Or perhaps you're pissed and it seems like a good idea.Look on the bright side though, if your bird throws you out you can sleep in the back with some fit piece as apparantly this is a FLANGE MAGNET. Or very probably not, as the case will undoutably be.

[worldofceri]

That Lancia Delta is LUSH.

[blackbird]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BSA-ARIEL-3-4 ... 2a129bd533

[flat4alfa]

apparantly this is a FLANGE MAGNET

two pages back. and it's getting better the more I see it.

[R9UKE]

Not so much ebay, but Wilsons Auctions:

 

 

I've always had a soft spot for these shite buses. 3.3 Petrol....

[Cavcraft]

You'll find out EXACTLY where your soft spots are if you ever crashed one of those hideous heaps of shit.

[R9UKE]

You'll find out EXACTLY where your soft spots are if you ever crashed one of those hideous heaps of shit.

 

1 star EuroNCAP wasn't it? Haha, they really are shit, but I'm a sucker an American gear selector and a 3.3 petrol engine

[Cavcraft]

Ooh, check out this tidy little Metro...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-Metro-1 ... 4cf9117cbd

[trigger]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C242930#

 

Cor look at this, Late highline model with all the toys, T&T and low mileage all for £1995, What could go wrong?.

[eddyramrod]

bmw all the toys, What could go wrong?.

 

You want a list???

[RoadworkUK]

... What could go wrong?.

 

Everything, even down to a molecular level. But it would hurt so goooooooood.

[TagoraSX]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C242995

 

[CreepingJesus]

Where did you buy the chips?

 

Probly Blackburn, I dunno, officer!. A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, I used to do the 'Aberdeenshire' run for Somerfield quite regularly; it often ended with a visit to a chippy, as there are so many excellent ones in that neck of the woods. Could be I'm getting confused with trips to the chippy in Oldmeldrum, maybe. It's hard to say.

 

On-message entry for tonight...

 

Clean 5-dr Golf Gti with a years' ticket on it. Sitting on £255, reserve not met. How stratospheric will that reserve be?

[CreepingJesus]

'Nother one, just 'cos...

 

Fester

[Father Ted]

Fiesta is lush, but £511 reserve not met - Hmmmm

[cort16]

It's an impossibility that anything could go wrong if you bought this for £1395

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/rare-classic-1981-mercedes-380-slc-v8-coupe/85205994

[Luxobarges_Are_Us]

It's an impossibility that anything could go wrong if you bought this for £1395

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/rare-classic-1981-mercedes-380-slc-v8-coupe/85205994

 

Assuming the registration is included in the sale, a little bit of plate-raping could subsidise most of the purchase price!

[Cavcraft]

Very tempting.

[cort16]

Thanks god it doesn't have those bloody awful chrome arches on it. I wouldn't mind it myself if I wasn't already over capacity by two cars.

[Cavcraft]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ATKINSON-BORD ... 27bd1b7e64

 

[warren t claim]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ATKINSON-BORDERER-/170676420196?pt=UK_Commercial_Trucks&hash=item27bd1b7e64

 

 

If my boss gave me that to drive he'd find it parked outside of the nearest DHSS office with my letter of resignation on the dashboard.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I know these are shit, but theyre canny rare nowadays arent they. I saw one in traffic the other day and was struck by how theyve all disappeared, I can't remember the last time I saw one!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-ford-ori ... 0737239597

 

1800 Zetec, how god-awful can it be? I would have though it would be a decent steer.

[Cavcraft]

Not too bad to be fair. A bit dismal inside and various parts of the bodywork may* disintegrate before your eyes but being the Ghia is should be reasonably 'plush'.