Crap Camper Conversions

[Isopon]

I'd been thinking about this ever since the discussion about that Ex British gas van in the news 24 thread, but this posted in Ebay tat fby @outlaw118 has cemented the idea:

absolutely awful.

[stuboy]

12 hours ago, Isopon said:

I'd been thinking about this ever since the discussion about that Ex British gas van in the news 24 thread, but this posted in Ebay tat fby @outlaw118 has cemented the idea:

absolutely awful.

thats rank

[Pieman]

SERIOUSLY?!

[iainrcz]

Get it bought.

[Dick Cheeseburger]

52 minutes ago, Isopon said:

I'd been thinking about this ever since the discussion about that Ex British gas van in the news 24 thread, but this posted in Ebay tat fby @outlaw118 has cemented the idea:

absolutely awful.

Is that one of those gopping new Ford Mustangs?!

[Low Horatio gearbox]

Extra features include.

Several hundred pounds  worth (and weight of) filler

"Hand crafted" sewage  swage lines

"Uprated" rear springs

Custom decal pack

[Low Horatio gearbox]

For the family

 

[somewhatfoolish]

24 minutes ago, Low Horatio gearbox said:

For the family

 

The only fitting reaction to that is "crikey", which is hopefully the model name if it has one.

[Pieman]

Is that one articulated?

[Isopon]

I like the detachable affair on this one- the chains add a rustic, quaint feel to the design

 

[Dave_Q]

Saw the thread title and thought this was going to be more about the depressing / murdery interiors on some of the shit diy van conversions eg:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/255001464951

[Isopon]

This looks really grim. Ex ambulance aswell

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/174785746338?_trkparms=aid%3D1110010%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.DISCCARDS%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20200818141627%26meid%3D4f7fc724cdab404cb45e9e761aa4e117%26pid%3D101110%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D2%26sd%3D393360205592%26itm%3D174785746338%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2563228%26algv%3DDiscOrganicBase&_trksid=p2563228.c101110.m1982

[Dave_Q]

The best part is I had not seen that van at all until I went to look for one to post in the thread, I simply searched "LDV day van" on ebay and clicked the first result, boom, instant bong smelling murder shack.

[warch]

3 minutes ago, Dave_Q said:

Saw the thread title and thought this was going to be more about the depressing / murdery interiors on some of the shit diy van conversions eg:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/255001464951

The salt of the earth LDV Convoy. Apparently it has ABS. Doesn’t actually work but nice to have. I like the decor. How does one actually camp in it anyway? Do you chuck all that old furniture out first?

[iainrcz]

14 minutes ago, Isopon said:

This looks really grim. Ex ambulance aswell

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/174785746338?_trkparms=aid%3D1110010%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.DISCCARDS%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20200818141627%26meid%3D4f7fc724cdab404cb45e9e761aa4e117%26pid%3D101110%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D2%26sd%3D393360205592%26itm%3D174785746338%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2563228%26algv%3DDiscOrganicBase&_trksid=p2563228.c101110.m1982

That's the sort of thing I'd knock up, with some pallet I'd permanently borrowed from work.

[Isopon]

Ford transit chairman anyone?

 

-Rear of van could do with tidying up

That's quite an understatement...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/144058232539?_trkparms=aid%3D1110010%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.DISCCARDS%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20200818141627%26meid%3D7c218a9a02ac4f4f911a84eaa37e98a1%26pid%3D101110%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D2%26sd%3D174785299295%26itm%3D144058232539%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2563228%26algv%3DDiscOrganicBase&_trksid=p2563228.c101110.m1982

[catsinthewelder]

 I might as well post it before anyone else does 😂

[wuvvum]

/\ Calendar shot that.

[somewhatfoolish]

Seemingly hopeless piles of shit and sterling board are inextricably linked, like toilet paper and the shoes of people heading into really important interviews.

[Mr Livered]

1 hour ago, wuvvum said:

/\ Calendar shot that.

I believe it’s what photographers call the golden hour; that time at dusk when even the most ghastly chod looks at its best due to the moody colours being just so.

[sierraman]

11 hours ago, somewhatfoolish said:

Seemingly hopeless piles of shit and sterling board are inextricably linked, like toilet paper and the shoes of people heading into really important interviews.

I don’t get why you’d not spend the extra couple of quid and use ply that will take a veneer or MDF. 

[tooSavvy]

^ ^ ^ ...... MDF (ahh, that great lungburn - when installed anywhere mildly 'moist') 

[Erebus]

19 hours ago, Dave_Q said:

bong smelling murder shack.
 

Is my new favourite phrase!

[doug]

 

[Jerzy Woking]

Cavcraft could always sniff out badly converted campers.

[Isopon]

What about this Renault Master, which appears to have a rabbit hutch inside...

...and bungee cords thrown in for good measure

Be quick though! only an hour left

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/324647869910?_trkparms=aid%3D1110006%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D232309%26meid%3D83f62a8ca3b9466392058ec2608a32d0%26pid%3D101111%26rk%3D6%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D184862043624%26itm%3D324647869910%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2563228%26algv%3DDefaultOrganicWithAblationExplorer&_trksid=p2563228.c101111.m2109

[loserone]

[High Jetter]

49 minutes ago, Isopon said:

What about this Renault Master, which appears to have a rabbit hutch inside...

 

...and bungee cords thrown in for good measure

 

Be quick though! only an hour left

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/324647869910?_trkparms=aid%3D1110006%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D232309%26meid%3D83f62a8ca3b9466392058ec2608a32d0%26pid%3D101111%26rk%3D6%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D184862043624%26itm%3D324647869910%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2563228%26algv%3DDefaultOrganicWithAblationExplorer&_trksid=p2563228.c101111.m2109

This is not just any camper - this is a M&S S&M camper.

[Low Horatio gearbox]

So  you want the 6 wheel camper conversion but cant stretch to the rangie...

[High Jetter]

Fucked Astra? Old news...