The grumpy thread

[chaseracer]

So you like Landrovers then Tayne.

I thought he meant the BX. Thank God I read the whole post.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I have only just calmed down after watching a FAT MOTHER FUCK abuse an elderly disabled couple and chase em out of a disabled parking space in Sainsburys car park yesterday (even though they were clearly disabled and had the badge and what have you). I went and had a go at him on the grounds that he was a fucking disgrace to humanity, but he disagreed, playing his trump card within 1 second of me opening my mouth: 'MY SON IS DISABLED'! He felt that entitled him to chase these two away then sit there in his fucking car listening to the radio while they tottered across the heaving icy carpark, having parked as far away from him as possible. I tried to console the old bloke afterwards, who was in his 80's with one tooth and some serious jam jar geps but he was clearly shaken by the whole affair.

 

If anyone on here lives round Derby (top of Victroy rd area) and knows of a 53-reg Navy blue Mondeo estate with a disabled badge and a kiddy seat in the back, PM me.

[pogweasel]

Was the "disabled" son actually accompanying said fat fuck?

 

If not, I would not have been able to resist putting a scissor-jack through all his windows and then his retarded skull. MERRY XMAS.

[Pillock]

Derby's not far, if we ever find the twat I'd drive over to shit through his letterbox.

[M'coli]

Rhetorical question time:-

I have only just calmed down after watching a FAT MOTHER FUCK abuse an elderly disabled couple and chase em out of a disabled parking space in Sainsburys car park yesterday (even though they were clearly disabled and had the badge and what have you). I went and had a go at him on the grounds that he was a fucking disgrace to humanity, but he disagreed, playing his trump card within 1 second of me opening my mouth: 'MY SON IS DISABLED'!

 

So, did his son need to go inside the store?

Was he just playing the game of "my son is disabled" to feel better about what he'd just done?

Or was he just selfish?

[pogweasel]

** SPECIAL XMAS GRUMP **

 

Thought I'd have a chilled & relaxing christmas eve, had a bath, got my xmas jumper on, got some nice ales etc. Bit of telly, Santa duty, bed. Nice.

EXCEPT 'Er Indoors has decided that 7pm on christmas eve is the ideal time to start wallpapering the lounge with some of this fancy-arse wallpaper. FFS!!!

 

I can see trouble ahead tomoz as well, as we now have to connect our stupid fucking VW-powered heap of shit Galaxy to the mains every time it is switched off as the twatting thing cannot keep any electricity in it when the temperature drops below freezing. Pound to a penny the charger it's attached to will disappear in the night and we'll be fucked for going out for our turkeyfest.

As this car has been nowt but trouble, we both feel a bit inclined to sack it off. Maybe have a 'cabinet reshuffle', i.e. she can have somthing a bit 'jazzy', and i'll get dreary wagon action. Thing is the car she wants is an A3 TDi...

 

[MrDuke]

I have only just calmed down after watching a FAT MOTHER FUCK abuse an elderly disabled couple and chase em out of a disabled parking space in Sainsburys car park yesterday (even though they were clearly disabled and had the badge and what have you). I went and had a go at him on the grounds that he was a fucking disgrace to humanity, but he disagreed, playing his trump card within 1 second of me opening my mouth: 'MY SON IS DISABLED'! He felt that entitled him to chase these two away then sit there in his fucking car listening to the radio while they tottered across the heaving icy carpark, having parked as far away from him as possible. I tried to console the old bloke afterwards, who was in his 80's with one tooth and some serious jam jar geps but he was clearly shaken by the whole affair.

 

If anyone on here lives round Derby (top of Victroy rd area) and knows of a 53-reg Navy blue Mondeo estate with a disabled badge and a kiddy seat in the back, PM me.

 

 

Did he literally tell them to get out of the space? Was it the only space left near the doors? Also, how the hell did you restrain yourself from properly threatening him with a large 'weapon' until you induced a heart-attack in him? Seriously, if it were me I'd probably have ended up being arrested for my reaction, he would've deeply regretted his actions. Fair play for talking to the old folks though, maybe it took some of the sharp edges off their own experience.

[Albert Ross]

** SPECIAL XMAS GRUMP **

 

Thought I'd have a chilled & relaxing christmas eve, had a bath, got my xmas jumper on, got some nice ales etc. Bit of telly, Santa duty, bed. Nice.

EXCEPT 'Er Indoors has decided that 7pm on christmas eve is the ideal time to start wallpapering the lounge with some of this fancy-arse wallpaper. FFS!!!

 

I can see trouble ahead tomoz as well, as we now have to connect our stupid fucking VW-powered heap of shit Galaxy to the mains every time it is switched off as the twatting thing cannot keep any electricity in it when the temperature drops below freezing. Pound to a penny the charger it's attached to will disappear in the night and we'll be fucked for going out for our turkeyfest.

 

 

Would it have been a better idea to go and buy a 10% off battery from Halfrauds, than go to B&Q and spunk £50 on paper?

[Lankytim]

Hey Bol, while I was imprisoned on the 3rd floor of North Staffs hospital waiting for Mrs Lankytim to be discharged I witnessed an altercation between two blue badge holders over a disabled space. One elderly guy was waiting patiently for a car to pull out of a disabled space but when he tried to drive in a fat shit in a Clio wazzed by and flew into the space, missing the old fella by inches. He tried to remonstrate with the Clio driver but was met with a tirade of abuse and threats of violence. Last laugh was on Mr Clio though as the old dude complained to the hospital and security threw Mr fat Clio out. Result!

 

I have actually seen the Fat Clio dude locally- he's a driving instructor and not disabled in the slightest!

 

Anyway, fair play on you for intervening. Some people really take this blue badge lark to the extreme when it comes to their "right" to park where they want, when they want regardless of anyone else around them.

[Guest Leonard Hatred]

Would it have been a better idea to go and buy a 10% off battery from Halfrauds, than go to B&Q and spunk £50 on paper?

 

I'm sure a 10% off battery from Halfords is still 25% more than anywhere else.

[Albert Ross]

Would it have been a better idea to go and buy a 10% off battery from Halfrauds, than go to B&Q and spunk £50 on paper?

 

I'm sure a 10% off battery from Halfords is still 25% more than anywhere else.

 

 

So you didn't detect a hint of irony in my post?

[Negative Creep]

MR2 is running rough and hunting on warm idle. Why do these things never appear in the test drive or journey home?

[Mr_Bo11ox]

The guy was well up for a ruck, that was his second nugget of information after the one about his son. The son I think was at in the back of the car in a kiddy seat, though i never saw him. I donr know why fat fuck wanted to be there, but he did, and he shouted and waved his fists at the old couple till they moved out of his way. Then when the old boy came for a word he was loud and agressive about the old woman's driving. (She had a mega shite Mk3 Cav SRI G-reg BTW, that how I noticed what was going on)

 

I am not a cold blooded killer, but if a genie came out of a bottle and shot him in the face with a crossbow there and then I would have felt much better about the whole thing. In that circumstance, even if the old couple were upset about watching a slaughter, some good would have come out of it in the end.

 

When i came out the supermarket he was still fucking sat there listening to his radio. I should have just rammed him with my Rover though i suppose that might have shat his son up a bit, then there would be the inevitable 'whiplash' civil case as well of course.

[Pillock]

Women.

You sort them out, make their life better*, and then you find out they've gone back to their ex on Christmas Eve but couldn't actually find the time to tell you themselves, instead preferring the method of Internet Rumours.

 

GR8.

 

More Buckfast.

 

 

* IMHO, obviously.

[Guest Leonard Hatred]

Would it have been a better idea to go and buy a 10% off battery from Halfrauds, than go to B&Q and spunk £50 on paper?

 

I'm sure a 10% off battery from Halfords is still 25% more than anywhere else.

 

 

So you didn't detect a hint of irony in my post?

 

No. You should have added a 'wink' smiley.

[Richard]

When i came out the supermarket he was still fucking sat there listening to his radio.

 

Did anybody from his car actually go into the supermarket then?

[Albert Ross]

 

I'm sure a 10% off battery from Halfords is still 25% more than anywhere else.

 

 

So you didn't detect a hint of irony in my post?

 

No. You should have added a 'wink' smiley.

 

Oh dear. I appear to have made an etiquette based faux-pas. Please accept my apology.

[Richard]

[maxpower]

just looked at my posts and 90% of them are in here! moany bastard!!

 

anyway for a change i am not gonna grump i just wanna wish everyone in autoshiteland a very merry xmas and a happy and shite filled 2011

[M'coli]

The guy was well up for a ruck, that was his second nugget of information after the one about his son. The son I think was at in the back of the car in a kiddy seat, though i never saw him. I donr know why fat fuck wanted to be there, but he did, and he shouted and waved his fists at the old couple till they moved out of his way. Then when the old boy came for a word he was loud and agressive about the old woman's driving. (She had a mega shite Mk3 Cav SRI G-reg BTW, that how I noticed what was going on)

 

I am not a cold blooded killer, but if a genie came out of a bottle and shot him in the face with a crossbow there and then I would have felt much better about the whole thing. In that circumstance, even if the old couple were upset about watching a slaughter, some good would have come out of it in the end.

 

When i came out the supermarket he was still fucking sat there listening to his radio. I should have just rammed him with my Rover though i suppose that might have shat his son up a bit, then there would be the inevitable 'whiplash' civil case as well of course.

Was disabled kid's dad shouting or used foul language at any time during the tirade against the old people? Then he's guilty of breach of the peace...

[155V6]

Women.

You sort them out, make their life better*, and then you find out they've gone back to their ex on Christmas Eve but couldn't actually find the time to tell you themselves, instead preferring the method of Internet Rumours.

 

GR8.

 

More Buckfast.

 

 

* IMHO, obviously.

Miss 155 accused me of all sorts yesterday after I told her I went round to my ex's to give her a Chrismas card(with her partner & kids there).Then we had to go through it all again after she went round her friend's for a couple of drinks & turned up at the pub worse for wear .Mysteriously though,she couldn't remember much about it this morning & wonders why I'm in a bad mood

[Cheggers]

Fucking Christmas + Fucking ungrateful women = Pissed & grumpy by lunchtime.

 

Bah Humbug...that is all.

[Negative Creep]

I have zero interest in the Christmas Day, it's just like another day off work except everywhere will be closed and the message boards will be quieter.

[Richard]

I'm in the cunt book too for some reason. Christmas can fucking fuck the fucking fuck right fucking off.

[RedSparrow]

Yep. I have a hangover and am knackered but have to go and pretend to be having a good time with my family. It is the worst kind of torture, every year. I hate it.

[warren t claim]

I've just witnessed an horrific single car accident on the motorway home. Fortunately the driver of the Fiesta concerned crawled out of the back window totally unharmed. I honestly thought I was going to spend Christmas writing out witness statements.

[Lord Sterling]

Returning home yesterday, slipped on some ice by my front door and twisted my ankle. Still hurts.

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I'm in the cunt book too for some reason. Christmas can fucking fuck the fucking fuck right fucking off.

 

Thanks for that dry, witty insight.

[Shep Shepherd]

I have zero interest in the Christmas Day.

 

Same here, as I'm working a night shift on my tod tonight, in order to make sure that my factory doesn't come to any harm during the annual shut-down. At least my 40-mile-round commute will be quicker and easier than it usually is...

[autofive]

was planing on picking up fatha-out-law for his xmas dinner but the Cortina wouldnt start

 

weak spark at the points, so he had to walk the mile to get here, he's not happy

 

the silver lining is i can have a drink now, as i dont need to take him home