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What can they say it's legal to be parked on the road, what's it got to do with the cockwarbler upstairs if you Park something outside anyway, what's that I hear Autoshite tinkering afternoon, where everyone brings their most horrible rusty shite for him to look at. Maybe he will keep his mouth shut then

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Why are some people thoughtless twats?

 

Its a really minor using in reality but still pissed me off. For some reason there's two crews of two working the same hours today. Two of the guys have worked together ages and are looking after a no obligation (me and another) each.

 

One of the old guys has just come back with three coffees, one each for him, his mate and the other new guy, I didn't even get fucking asked, cheeky cunt.

 

Yeah, I'm a bit poorly today and would have said no, but it's not the point..

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Fucking housemates. Bollocks. 2 blokes live there. One just collared me and gave me rad parcel. He then said I best be careful because I'll get reported to housing. Why says I, well you now got 3 cars on street. Ok,all 3 are legal. Nothing can be done and one is being returned at earliest convenience. Well says housemate,guy upstairs not happy u put the broken vectra outside the house. I said it's been there 4 days now and if he has a issue then he can come tell me rather than fucking bitching behind my back. Times like this I wish I could store bloody vectra.

He needs to be careful. I'll come round with my horrid second van, park it under his bedroom window and go to the pub.

Oh, the engine will be running, but the key mate, it falls out you see. The brick on the accelerator was there when I bought it.

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The P38 decided to mark it's territory yesterday at work and leave a nice oil patch underneath it.Got a bit of earache off the maintenance guy this am when I got in.At least it gives him something to do. ....

Just had a look and it seems the o ring on the dipstick has failed,and as the car park is on a slope that pushes the oil to the back of the sump,some made it out and onto the hallowed tarmac

How much for a new LR part ? 6 quid?? For a 20mm o ring???

I have a set of 100 assorted o rings on their way to me at a cost of 4.99 Inc postage. ...

And seeing as the oil needs draining to below the level of the dipstick it'll be daft not to change that as well,so I may as well get the filter done again,and it's as cheap to buy a full filter set than just the 1

 

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Well I do need to rebuild vectra. That could upset him if a load of shiters gathered!. Browned off with them. Been to see landlords and they said im doing nothing illegal anyway so fuck them.

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Well I do need to rebuild vectra. That could upset him if a load of shiters gathered!. Browned off with them. Been to see landlords and they said im doing nothing illegal anyway so fuck them.

Next shitefest at bub's?

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Well I do need to rebuild vectra. That could upset him if a load of shiters gathered!. Browned off with them. Been to see landlords and they said im doing nothing illegal anyway so fuck them.

If the landlord is on your side then you're sorted.Just leave the gobshite to dig himself in deeper and deeper

 

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Well I do need to rebuild vectra. That could upset him if a load of shiters gathered!. Browned off with them. Been to see landlords and they said im doing nothing illegal anyway so fuck them.

 

If you are able to see each other's post just transfer the Vectra to his name until you get it sorted and intercept the V5

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Been out since 12 in a very rough sounding Peugeot boxer that had a new engine last week but has just lost all power, poss a dead turbo.

 

Tit I'm with just won't stop leaving the engine running all the time...

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Amy moaning that I spent £15 on a filter set for a dyson someone bought round thst needs a new motor, which I have in the shed.

 

Sorry love, you dont want to lend me £15 so I can make £65? Idiot (bought them anyway)

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Bloody sump back on ebay for vectra. 50 quid delivered sounds a bit steep or is that about right for a second hand one?

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I have been working in deeside all week next to the wales gb rally service park, Have enjoyed seeing bits of machinery here and there, and was it meant to start today, so would try and skive off work and see some of it.

 

Gaffer rings up last night "cancel that you need to be back now"

 

CHEERS NOB CHEESE.

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Bloody sump back on ebay for vectra. 50 quid delivered sounds a bit steep or is that about right for a second hand one?

 

i dunno, i think that sounds pretty fair to me at least, glad that you are making progress on fixing it up.

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I think that would be what I expect to pay. Knock a tenner off for postage.

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That's not bad then. Going to ring Albert looms tomorrow. Get a price from there.

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Had my car for a full month and so far, it's been in my possession for a full 26 hours! Oh, and the bill is getting bigger... Time to move country I think!

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Had my car for a full month and so far, it's been in my possession for a full 26 hours! Oh, and the bill is getting bigger... Time to move country I think!

 

ah but think about what fun you will have with the bentley when it comes back!

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ah but think about what fun you will have with the bentley when it comes back!

if he doesnt keel over when presented with the bill that is :o:unsure::wacko::blink:

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Why is it whenever I have deallings with the AA lately they're trying to dry bum me for money. Just got my renewal in for recovery with relay (no homestart) and uk recovery and it's £168. The same cover with the RAC but with home start is £129! They did the same with my car insurance and as likely in this case I cancelled it.

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That's not bad then. Going to ring Albert looms tomorrow. Get a price from there.

 

Is the Ebay one right for the car?  From that place in Derby?  Removed, cleaned and ready to go?

 

JFBI.

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Yeah, autoshite fixing party. I'll bring the generator and grinder. No reason to but it will make a fair bit of noise.

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A mate told me that he had neighbors making noise coming back from the pub one night and being general twats, woke a few people up. early saturday morning, after tipping off his imemdiate neighbor on a sunny morning, said twats windows open, sound asleep my mate spent an hour cutting some scrap into neat inch wide peices to take to the tip for no real reason.

 

Apparently they have never been noisy again!

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Didn't get the job that I really wanted, which would have been perfect for me. First time I'd seen something so good in ages (years!). Bit bummed out now.

 

On the other hand, if anybody knows of any GIS jobs (that's Cartographic, not adult industry), then err, please let me know!

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The hospital cricket team pissed me off each Sunday morning, made worse by night shifts. One night I had reached the 'enough' point and took the Granada onto the pitch and focused on the two stumps area. Churned it into a sea of mud.

 

Not a word was said. :)

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Is the Ebay one right for the car? From that place in Derby? Removed, cleaned and ready to go?

 

JFBI.

Ebay one from Brum ready to go,Albert looms will require removal
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Yeah, autoshite fixing party. I'll bring the generator and grinder. No reason to but it will make a fair bit of noise.

Sounds like a plan!
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