The grumpy thread

[Craig the Princess]

Argos catalogue in the post for brother-in-law. What an ungrateful mug

[Jazoli]

Bike sellers grrrrrrr, or more importantly one particular seller from a local Facebook group, apparently mint original no damage no faults means the bike has cracked fairings, the exhaust downpipes are knackered, the front tyre is goosed and the brake pads are down to the metal, my mate had driven 100 miles up to me then another 60 miles to view the bike in the worst weather we have seen all year, it was going to be his first big bike after passing his test, I very nearly gave the guy a slap,  wanker.

 

 

Anyone selling a 600cc Fazer type bike near Chester?

[bub2006]

That's not on at all. I've always been one to help anyone but lately I've found who the real friends are. Bro in law does sound an arse.

[Bren]

So Tata steel wants its suppliers to reduce their costs by 30% or face the consequences.

 

They want 10% immediately.

 

Big firm killing small firms shock.

 

Hooray for capitalism!

[doobietoo]

If you are going to sell a car on Ebay at least keep an eye on your messages so that if people want to come and see it they can...... especially when you only put two rubbish pics of the front and back of the car and none of the sides or inside......behaving this way would suggest you had something to hide...

Finally got to see this today.... No heated seats, no working aircon, no water in the radiator, no oil in the sump, no fluid in the power steering and more oil in the engine bay than on the Cornish beaches after the Torrey Canyon disaster meant that was an hour of my life I will never get back which at my age really matters.....

[purplebargeken]

Nice. B in L's can be cunts. Sack him off next time he wants anything. . 

[Bren]

Tell him to get on his bike and fuck off.

[Lankytim]

That's what's going to happen. Plus I caught him taking the piss out of my Brummie accent once. 

 

Known him over 10 years and finally coming round to the idea he's a pain in the arse.

[purplebargeken]

Oh great. A tile has come off the roof and old cat has shit on the mat. That'll be my Monday day off spent up in the air and then in the shit.

 

Marvellous. 

[gordonbennet]

Bloody fireworks going off again round here and the poor Vizla is shaking like a leaf against my leg, the Spaniel couldn't give a stuff and as usual the only thing that bothers it is that it isn't eating 24 hours a day.

[andrew e]

Old scumbag on a mobility scooter, yelling "move out the way" to the heaving pavement of pedestrians earlier, bloke suggests he waits 5 minutes till the service is over and then chair bound gimp starts gobbing off about his "rights"

 

Nothing unusual I guess - the grump? It was 11am on Remembrance Sunday outside my local cenotaph.

[Bren]

Oh great. A tile has come off the roof and old cat has shit on the mat. That'll be my Monday day off spent up in the air and then in the shit.

 

Marvellous.

 

I actually thought this was the beginning of a rhyme...

[Hertz]

FFS look who's back on the box!

 

http://www.history.com/shows/leepu-and-pitbull

 

[sheffcortinacentre]

not on mine its not.

[twosmoke300]

Fb for sale pages and the mongs they attract .

Need gone 2day ! What sort of language is this ? Grrr

[michael1703]

Valentino Rossi

 

I'm starting to feel like a Gary glitter fan must have felt

[purplebargeken]

Feel like telling 'Pitbull' that the cars Leepu customises will be scrap soon enough. 

[purplebargeken]

Had a vague thought about replacing the bonnet on Mrs. PBK's red K11 pre-face lift Micra. It is that very common red that you see millions of. Can I find one on eBay. Nope.Zilch. Nada. 

 

WTAF???? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NEW-NISSAN-MICRA-K11-SPOT-LIGHT-FOG-LAMP-RALLY-BONNET-POD-UNIT-GRP-/321915301734?hash=item4af3a5af66:g:0dQAAOxycSdRzEdB 

[bub2006]

Best quote I can get on the bx bike? 3200. All said more or less same thing. Due to age and not driving long.

[primeradoner]

Had a vague thought about replacing the bonnet on Mrs. PBK's red K11 pre-face lift Micra. It is that very common red that you see millions of. Can I find one on eBay. Nope.Zilch. Nada. 

 

Ive got one but im miles away. Put a wanted ad on Ovalchat and you will get loads to choose from

[Inspector Morose]

And I bought it because that was the cheapest thing I could insure over here! Try sure term on a modern classic policy, expect to be charged for everything else from them, including scratching your arse but they are cheap.

[bub2006]

It's looking like I'm off the road till its done andy can't afford to pay out insurance, nine are wankers and if I'm paying out insurance I may as well pay out for parts on car.

[gordonbennet]

Those living in Northants, though i suspect this applies anywhere, beware, there have been several dogs snatched recently from peoples gardens and at least one from outside a shop.

These are being reported in Faceache, so bearing in mind how many people avoid that place like the plague i daresay this is being massively under reported.

 

Look after your mutts and keep your eyes peeled for rocks shifting and scum slithering out from underneath, if you happen to step on the head of such a thing crawling from under a stone don't feel too bad about it will yer.

[fordperv]

I would murderise someone if I caught them trying to steal my pooch. Is there a pattern to the breeds of dogs that are going missing?

[dave21478]

On the way home this afternoon some dudes with a digger are digging up the road going into the village.

"huh, wonder what they are doing?"

 

I just bent out a massive shit. The first flush wouldnt shift it fully and I now know what they are digging up the road for - the fecking water is off. I now have a large bogfish lurking in the bottom of the pan stinking the place up.

[Bobthebeard]

On the way home this afternoon some dudes with a digger are digging up the road going into the village.

"huh, wonder what they are doing?"

 

I just bent out a massive shit. The first flush wouldnt shift it fully and I now know what they are digging up the road for - the fecking water is off. I now have a large bogfish lurking in the bottom of the pan stinking the place up.

Empty a large aerosol can into the bog, chuck a lighted match down it and quickly close/stand on the seat. Should clear it.....

[gordonbennet]

I would murderise someone if I caught them trying to steal my pooch. Is there a pattern to the breeds of dogs that are going missing?

 

gun or hunting type dogs in the main, but daresay anything the scum could get their thieving mits on

 

lab, rough/border collie(s), yorky, springer,  standard poodle,  the owner of the springer has out up a no questions asked £1500 reward for safe return.

this is just the last couple of months locally which SWMBO has noticed.

 

Hundreds nationwide...i'd hand the wankers responsible over to the lads at Hereford barracks for an introduction to life.

[Arthur Foxhake]

I'm staying at my mum's sorting her flooring.

Her cat has shit on my bed.

I have done nothing to antagonise it.

 

 

 

 

Prick.

[Louise2cv]

Cats are the worst people.

 

Little bastards.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Love 'em.

[fred]

Cats are like kids but with elderly minds

see a empty box whooop!!!

 

Tell them off - ''stare and give you the sod off Im cat look ''