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I'm taking the piss out of you Wobbler.

 

Ah. Er, thanks. It was joyously obvious.

 

I may be a bit touchy today, having accidentally set some nutcases off with a Facebook post. Wasn't expecting it to turn into threats to 'destroy your world' on YouTube. I must be a celebrity, because apparently I'm now not allowed to have opinions, especially if they don't agree with people who demand the right to free speech. They really don't see the irony...

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Posted

Not at all :D

I've never used Facebook so I don't have that to contend with. I doubt they are nutcases or wish to destroy your world though. Bored and fed up like a good proportion of the populace?

Come on- what did you post then?

Sat here in bed with tonsillitis so I could use a laugh.

Posted

Not at all :D

I've never used Facebook so I don't have that to contend with. I doubt they are nutcases or wish to destroy your world though. Bored and fed up like a good proportion of the populace?

Come on- what did you post then?

Sat here in bed with tonsillitis so I could use a laugh.

 

 

It was political (well, it didn't start off as political) so probably best not.

Posted

It was political (well, it didn't start off as political) so probably best not.

Fair enough; maybe leave the Facebook alone for a while. Some people use the social media a bit too much ;)

Posted

It was political (well, it didn't start off as political) so probably best not.

 

If it's the one I'm thinking of, your position is entirely reasonable.

Posted

Ah. Er, thanks. It was joyously obvious.

 

I may be a bit touchy today, having accidentally set some nutcases off with a Facebook post. Wasn't expecting it to turn into threats to 'destroy your world' on YouTube. I must be a celebrity, because apparently I'm now not allowed to have opinions, especially if they don't agree with people who demand the right to free speech. They really don't see the irony...

I've seen that Ian, clearly they have difficulty separating Hubnut as a business from Ian the individual, these same people undoubtedly do business on a daily business with people who if they followed them on social media would think them to he monumental twats, but such is the world, maybe there should be a dedicated Hubnut FB page....

 

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Posted

Fair enough; maybe leave the Facebook alone for a while. Some people use the social media a bit too much ;)

 

Guilty as charged. I really should step away from it a bit. Social media doesn't generate as many views as you might think.

Posted

People are so ready to take offence nowadays, FB seems quite bad for this. Doesn't help that posts on the 'net are very 2D, things can easily come across/be taken the wrong way.

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Posted

Fucking Discovery, keep getting an issue in which my throttle pedal doesn't respond, but only when it's been pissing down. Fucking ungrateful fly-by-wire post-1986 newfangled tosh. Anyone got any ideas? Or perhaps a match?

 

Even my pre-1986 90 has lost all it's dash lights and still isn't charging. Electricity is not my friend today.

Posted

I listed my Cortina on Facebook and had a message saying "I am an MOT tester and there's no such thing as MOT exempt cars"

Aye okay m8.

Posted

People are so ready to take offence nowadays, FB seems quite bad for this. Doesn't help that posts on the 'net are very 2D, things can easily come across/be taken the wrong way.

I avoid facebook and other social media platforms, other than this place. In the real world there are various types you avoid but it takes much longer on line to work out who they are! Even on here, with like minded souls there are problems with fall outs due to mere inflection problems which would not happen in real life. It's really hard work sometimes!
Posted

I listed my Cortina on Facebook and had a message saying "I am an MOT tester and there's no such thing as MOT exempt cars"

Aye okay m8.

Oh boy, what a tit.
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I've just caught up on the last few pages & it can be summed up as - people are cunts.

Posted

My grump is lying weather forecasts. I was looking forward to snow but all I've got is rain & wind.

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I listed my Cortina on Facebook and had a message saying "I am an MOT tester and there's no such thing as MOT exempt cars"

Aye okay m8.

 

It'd almost be interesting to meet this person and explain the associated rules and regulations relating to MOT testing of classics cars.

 

I suspect he'd argue that the sky was green and grass was blue, and you'd just end up wanting to kill yourself after 38 seconds.

Posted

My grump is lying weather forecasts. I was looking forward to snow but all I've got is rain & wind.

 

Agreed. We don't have weather forecasts anymore.

 

What we have is a narrative, as it changes constantly to reflect what is happening now. That is not a forecast.

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Trouble is they'll deny it anyway. Why would they (except morally, of course) make a claim on their insurance when they know he has no proof?

 

 

 

A small portable drill is useful for lorry tyre sidewalls.

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Posted

How many Argos catalogues does he want delivered again?

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Posted

I'd start with 3.

 

Then follow up with another 400, just in case any of the initial batch got lost on the way.

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Posted

People are so ready to take offence nowadays, FB seems quite bad for this. Doesn't help that posts on the 'net are very 2D, things can easily come across/be taken the wrong way.

 

 

Do as I do, and refuse to be offended by anything. I have friends who are very far left, others who are very far right. I listen to their points of view, absorb, and form an opinion. Being 'offended' doesn't enter the equation as I simply don't care enough. 

Posted

Fucking Discovery, keep getting an issue in which my throttle pedal doesn't respond, but only when it's been pissing down. Fucking ungrateful fly-by-wire post-1986 newfangled tosh. Anyone got any ideas? Or perhaps a match?

 

Even my pre-1986 90 has lost all it's dash lights and still isn't charging. Electricity is not my friend today.

We had this with a C3-the throttle sensor in the footwell was getting damp
Posted

It's only ever old people who push in front of you, in supermarket queues, or to get on the bus first...

I'm not quite old enough to get away with it yet, but soon it will be my turn.

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It'd almost be interesting to meet this person and explain the associated rules and regulations relating to MOT testing of classics cars.

 

I suspect he'd argue that the sky was green and grass was blue, and you'd just end up wanting to kill yourself after 38 seconds.

Just "oh ok I didn't know that" and walk off..It's far easier. No point wasting any time on these types. With driving interesting cars I have had plenty of practise dealing with this sort.
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A small portable drill is useful for lorry tyre sidewalls.

 

But beware, compressed air is dangerous.

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But beware, compressed air is dangerous.

 

 

A quick aside; seven & a half ton driver I used t work with, Diesel Dave.

Left EMA bound for London with a soft front tyre. 'Didn't have time' to pump it up whilst at the airport.

Popped in at Leicester Forest services & put 125 psi of ice cold air into a 20 mile red hot tyre.

As you can probably imagine, it exploded.

Bunch of coppers taking a break thought it was a bomb.

Ran round to find Dave bleeding with most of the steel cords embedded in his face

Bundled him into their car, protesting loudly, and drove him to hospital.

Lorry load of freight and Dave's phone remained at LFE services for a long, long time.

See if you can guess how many 'guaranteed next day delivery' parcels were delivered free by UPS that week.

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A quick aside; seven & a half ton driver I used t work with, Diesel Dave.

Left EMA bound for London with a soft front tyre. 'Didn't have time' to pump it up whilst at the airport.

Popped in at Leicester Forest services & put 125 psi of ice cold air into a 20 mile red hot tyre.

As you can probably imagine, it exploded.

Bunch of coppers taking a break thought it was a bomb.

Ran round to find Dave bleeding with most of the steel cords embedded in his face

Bundled him into their car, protesting loudly, and drove him to hospital.

Lorry load of freight and Dave's phone remained at LFE services for a long, long time.

See if you can guess how many 'guaranteed next day delivery' parcels were delivered free by UPS that week.

Was he ok?

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Posted

Fucking Sydney Trains.

 

What a lot of daft cunts that couldn’t organise themselves out of a wet paper bag.

 

That is all.

Sounds like they need to go on a fact finding mission to Japan to see how public transport should be run. Exactly the same in the rainy UK.

 

I was watching a YouTube video of some young girl who blew AU$700k + ( :wacko: ) on a plot in western Sydney, principle mortgage loan kicking in putting her mother's home at financial risk. I digress. Apparently the commentator said it takes about 1 and a half hours from that location to get to the central business district. Yikes!

Posted

It's only taken two years of motoring, I've finally managed to run out of fuel.

On the motorway of course. Luckily I'm close to home.

Don't trust range computers, kids.

Posted

It's only taken two years of motoring, I've finally managed to run out of fuel.

On the motorway of course. Luckily I'm close to home.

Don't trust range computers, kids.

How many miles did you supposedly have left?
Posted

It's only taken two years of motoring, I've finally managed to run out of fuel.

 

That's one Hell of big fuel tank.

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