Amazing reverse collection thread

[RobT]

I wish it was me buying this tbh, as I fit the description.  Just lack the necessary funds, unless Jonny accepts credit cards.

[anonymous user]

1 hour ago, barrett said:

Spoiler alert: I'm not middle-aged

Neither am I, but in my case I'm the other side of it.

[hairnet]

2 hours ago, snagglepuss said:

2 hours ago, RobT said:

I think that describes about half of the AS membership.
Is it Bucketeer plus someone else..?

Bucketeer is at least 60...

IQ

[jonny69]

2 hours ago, Bucketeer said:

Is it me and Skattrd?

No, but I'm pretty sure they're coming down past your direction to get to mine. You should jump in!

[skattrd]

4 hours ago, Bucketeer said:

I don't think I'm involved. Although after yesterday's unsuccessful collection of a rocket car with Skattrd he has bundles of cash burning a hole in his purse, so maybe he's bought this and hasn't told me to pick him up yet. Also we were admiring BFGs Ami yesterday. It's all starting to fit.

Is it me and Skattrd?

Sorry mate, it's not me, I've already spent the cash on something more broken.
This Ami is lovely and would have been a much wiser way of spending the money.

[Jim Bell]

5 minutes ago, skattrd said:

Sorry mate, it's not me, I've already spent the cash on something more broken.
This Ami is lovely and would have been a much wiser way of spending the money.

Think that's what's known as DOIN IT RIGHT in the trade. 

[chaseracer]

11 hours ago, 320touring said:

Alas, I am resigned to nursing along a needlessly complicated small car that fails to do any task with the charm that Ami has

"Needless complication"?  That's 'ingénierie imaginative', mon brave... ?

[jonny69]

Next hint: there’s a Honda Logo involved. Tiny car. Condition unknown. 

Edit: in LIVE BREAKING NEWS, the Honda Logo is cancelled. Instead, there’s going to be an air conditioned Kia Magentis arriving at my house. Did these have the 5 year or 10 year warranty? Gonna be the envy of all my neighbours!

[Jim Bell]

Well now I'm stumped hard like a freshly chopped oak. 

Who do we know that's sensible enough to drive a Kia?

[The Moog]

Harris brothers..... I feel it in my waters....

Honda beat and now that Kia...

[richardmorris]

Vulgalour? Dans le princess.

 

i know it’s not six cyl as he says he wants a mighty 8!

[Bucketeer]

Who was it who had a thread about their Kia Magictits? It's annoying me, I can't quite bloody remember,. It's right on the tip of my nose.

Edit - It might well have been one of The Mad Harris Brothers.

[The Moog]

Who was it who had a thread about their Kia Magictits? It's annoying me, I can't quite bloody remember,. It's right on the tip of my nose.
Edit - It might well have been one of The Mad Harris Brothers.

Isn't it the ex XXX mobile. Little honda was the beat I think ..

[taxi paul]

I think the Harris Kia exploded or something. Was last seen going into a Cornwall shiters garage. 

[jonny69]

Tomorrow morning I’m going to be posting the kollektshun le recovrement mystère updates. Hopefully get some random pictures of feet in petrol stations and strangers cars being Woollarded in motorway services while they’re away eating KFC. 

[Jim Bell]

1 hour ago, snagglepuss said:

Harris brothers..... I feel it in my waters....

Honda beat and now that Kia...
 

Harrisx2 is a good shout. But didn't that old Kia get munched? Unless one of them got a new Kia. It's so hard to tell from their OBSTINATE SILENCE. It's like our entertainment is NOT their main priority or something. 

Let's all just open a tin and have a nice wait. It's like STRANGER THINGS 3 but with a beautiful car instead of a plot and a BOGUS GAS MAN instead of an Demogorgon. 

 

Edge of the seat, shit your pants exciting. 

[jonny69]

Morning folks. It’s 9:04am. They left 4 minutes ago. Estimated arrival time 2pm. 

[Jim Bell]

11 minutes ago, jonny69 said:

Morning folks. It’s 9:04am. They left 4 minutes ago. Estimated arrival time 2pm. 

Brothers Touring would be about the right distance, time wise. 

[jonny69]

5 minutes ago, Jim Bell said:

Brothers Touring would be about the right distance, time wise. 

Bon chance, mon petit bonhomme a pain epice. Let’s see if you’re right

[jonny69]

A good start to the journey has been reported. Spitting out dipsticks suggests EXTREME crankcase pressure. Are they even going to make it?

[jonny69]

Non-specific taste in music may not help to identify the exact shiters, but it does definitely say middle aged

[Sir Chocolate Teapot]

Being new to these parts I would love it to be me. The 5 hour journey times I thought eliminated me, but I forgot I am in the UK for 2 weeks visiting folks so I could be 5 hrs away, I am in a car right now with my 80 odd year old dad driving now collecting spark plugs, Ngk bpr5es, do these fit, if so it could be me.trips out with dad often end up being magical mystery tours finding home again. Better call mum to say late for lunch. 

[jonny69]

^ No this takes B7HS plugs. Sorry if I got your hopes up fella. 

[jonny69]

Update. Can’t decide if this is a good or bad thing. 

[320touring]

2 hours ago, Jim Bell said:

Brothers Touring would be about the right distance, time wise. 

Unfortunately ah ahm on an chrain to 'Astings..

[jonny69]

Progress update: There was a really bad smell of oil, and being paranoid shiters they wondered if the dipstick repair* had let go. Happily it must have been someone else's motor about to expire ?

[Asimo]

1 hour ago, jonny69 said:

Update. Can’t decide if this is a good or bad thing. 

Shorts that end below the knee?:  a bad thing.

[jonny69]

Cooling system is being put to the test on the M25...

[jonny69]

Handed over to new owner (beard just in shot) 

And now I can hand the thread over too. Petrol station is not far away LET THE WOOLLARDING BEGIN!

[jonny69]

It’s been about 4 hours and I haven’t heard anything, so no update yet unfortunately. Sent a text to see if everything is ok / nearly home etc. 

West Yorkshire is the place if ya wanna keep guessing who these handsome gentlemen are.