Sold Buick Park Avenue for sale - 7 tickets left

[Junkman]

Sadly there hasn't been a station at Stalham since the Beeching axe.  Nearest station worthy of the name now is Hoveton & Wroxham.

 

 

 

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Can you please name the nearest station that is actually serviced by a train?

[gadgetgricey]

Is it a date thing??

 

Just done a search out of curiosity and I'd be fine this Saturday from Birmingham

Last bit of my journey would be Norwich (10:45) > Hoveton & Wroxham (10:58)

[barmatt]

Can you please name the nearest station that is actually serviced by a train?

 

Norwich

[wuvvum]

Hoveton & Wroxham is on the Cromer line - normally there's a train every hour from Norwich until quite late in the evening.

[Sealtainn]

Fuck it, the wife’s in Bulgaria so 2 randoms for me please. I suspect this wouldn’t be a castration offence anyway as it’s correct hand drive for over there

 

 

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[Junkman]

Norwich

 

Which is unfortunate, because Norritch is IMHO one of the undiscovered (by the mainstream) pearls.

Should I be unlucky enough to win this piece of shit, collection might be delayed for a night or three, due to me indulging in some nightlife that can only be classed as outstanding.

[yes oui si]

What counts as nightlife in Norwich?

Eyeing up the lovelies at a Sexiest Turnip competition?

[barmatt]

What counts as nightlife in Norwich?

 

Eyeing up the lovelies at a Sexiest Turnip competition?

 

Keep your hands off my turnip!!

[purplebargeken]

A 'How Webbed are Your Fingers and Toes' contest?

[wuvvum]

I find that remark offensive.  Not a single one of my twelve fingers is in the slightest bit webbed.

[gadgetgricey]

I find that remark offensive.  Not a single one of my twelve fingers is in the slightest bit webbed.

 

That's NFN.

[purplebargeken]

12? You lucky bastard, a career as a classic pianist is on the cards.

[Brodders]

Go on, I will take number 52 as per usual (despite my best efforts to resist it). It is nearby, a GM barge and an opportunity to finally meet Wuvvum, which I am amazed has never happened despite being in the vicinity of him on multiple occasions.

[Flat4]

Well, this has progressed quickly!  I'll have number 33 if still available please? Otherwise a random.

[purplebargeken]

............ or a porn star.

[wuvvum]

Over half way there.  Any more for any more?  I'd like to get the roffle drawn before the MOT runs out / the forum implodes.

[Junkman]

Bump.

 

Would you gentlefolks please have the decency to buy tickets for this?

I pretty much dislike the suspense that I could actually end up with this pile of shite.

So let's make this as quick as possible. Please.

 

Okay, I realise the downside is that you could actually be the winner.

But since when exactly is that deterring you cunts?

 

Come on, it's not a fucking Vauxhall after all.

[eddyramrod]

Oh go on, put me in for number 16 as well.... #weakwilled

[NorfolkNWeigh]

I might as well have a random , especially as I've ended up with the car that was part of the deal that lumbered you with this thing in the first place.

[Jim Bell]

One pls.

[D Spares & Tyres]

 

Come on, it's not a fucking Vauxhall after all.

What is a Vauxhall anyway? Just some rebadged GM shite, so not entirely unlike this abomination.

 

 

One random please.

[Schaefft]

I absolutely do not need this car, I haven't even gotten rid of the car I roffled to get more space. One random please.

[jonathan_dyane]

I’d better have number 15..

[R9UKE]

Number 11 please.  I've almost bought this thing a few times and winning a roffle would be an undeniable sign that I need to finally own a Buick.

[wuvvum]

Bump - 19 tickets left.

[loserone]

Hm, sounds like we could really do with a Saturday draw to help the winner get it home.

 

One for Geordie in Exile, because there's no way I'm winning this.

 

Btw, I believe a non functioning ABS bulb is a minor, where one indicating a fault will fail. Could be wrong.

[wuvvum]

18 to go.  Also forgot to add the battery tray arrived on Saturday - it's a bit big to go in t'ole though so will need a bit of trimming.

[Zelandeth]

I've asked and been told that under absolutely no circumstances am I allowed to enter this. Absolutely have to get rid of the Lada before I'm even allowed to slightly risk getting any more cars.

[Junkman]

How many tickets are you buying then?

[GeordieInExile]

Hm, sounds like we could really do with a Saturday draw to help the winner get it home.

 

One for Geordie in Exile, because there's no way I'm winning this.

 

Btw, I believe a non functioning ABS bulb is a minor, where one indicating a fault will fail. Could be wrong.

Oh God. I'm not sure I want to win it either, and yet... I really do.