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Sadly there hasn't been a station at Stalham since the Beeching axe.  Nearest station worthy of the name now is Hoveton & Wroxham.

 

 

 

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Can you please name the nearest station that is actually serviced by a train?

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Norwich

 

Which is unfortunate, because Norritch is IMHO one of the undiscovered (by the mainstream) pearls.

Should I be unlucky enough to win this piece of shit, collection might be delayed for a night or three, due to me indulging in some nightlife that can only be classed as outstanding.

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Go on, I will take number 52 as per usual (despite my best efforts to resist it). It is nearby, a GM barge and an opportunity to finally meet Wuvvum, which I am amazed has never happened despite being in the vicinity of him on multiple occasions.

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Bump.

 

Would you gentlefolks please have the decency to buy tickets for this?

I pretty much dislike the suspense that I could actually end up with this pile of shite.

So let's make this as quick as possible. Please.

 

Okay, I realise the downside is that you could actually be the winner.

But since when exactly is that deterring you cunts?

 

Come on, it's not a fucking Vauxhall after all.

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Hm, sounds like we could really do with a Saturday draw to help the winner get it home.

 

One for Geordie in Exile, because there's no way I'm winning this.

 

Btw, I believe a non functioning ABS bulb is a minor, where one indicating a fault will fail. Could be wrong.

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I've asked and been told that under absolutely no circumstances am I allowed to enter this. Absolutely have to get rid of the Lada before I'm even allowed to slightly risk getting any more cars.

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Hm, sounds like we could really do with a Saturday draw to help the winner get it home.

 

One for Geordie in Exile, because there's no way I'm winning this.

 

Btw, I believe a non functioning ABS bulb is a minor, where one indicating a fault will fail. Could be wrong.

Oh God. I'm not sure I want to win it either, and yet... I really do.

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