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Worry about me then, Sudsprint.  I'm beginning to think I've stumbled into the "ebay Bargains" thread by mistake!

 

 

 

 

However I am feeling serious need to slacken my jeans after reading that Honda Acty listing.  I drove one of those (with van body) for a little local bakery 35 years ago...

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Hah, that coach belongs/belonged to a firm in my town, they operate out of an old railway shed and haven't got a single one that's newer than about 2000.  They seem to be slowly clearing out their really antique ones, I think this one was the one that was sat in the road outside their shed the other day leaning precariously to one side, I think it's probably been pretty well used up.

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This looks a better bet

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AEC-RELIANCE-COACH-/221368501733?pt=UK_Minibuses_Buses_Coaches&hash=item338a9745e5

 

Until you've spent a couple of sweaty, itchy head-rested hours going round Knowsley Safari Park in something like this in the early 1970's then you have no idea how misery and awe could ever be combined. Apart from perhaps having to listen to U2 records as you're shagging Emma Bunton in a broken lift.

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Or indeed, this....

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-Supreme-Coach-1977-MOT-and-running-well-ideal-for-MOTORHOME-/281264798583?pt=UK_Minibuses_Buses_Coaches&hash=item417cb03b77

 

'Anyone want to buy a rubbish sat-nav? I tried it out while going round Knowsley Safari Park. Half way round it said 'bear left.' and when I looked it was a fucking lion.'

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Want free fuel? Simply attach this to a tanker, pull up to your local refinery and tell them you're 17 years late to collect a full tank of diesel for  'erm, err, you know that garage near that motorway'  It's a ruse that simply cannot* fail and before you know it you'll be half way home with 37,500 litres of Costimax.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-FODEN-330-4X2-TRACTOR-UNIT-DAY-CAB-SPRING-SUSPENSION-/181313671633?pt=UK_Commercial_Trucks&hash=item2a372311d1

 

'I was so fed up with my life that I started reading the dictionary from beginning to end. I'm now past caring.'

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-RENAULT-FUEGO-TL-RED-left-hand-drive-/181318683571?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a376f8bb3

 

' I check on the internet how many Fuegos TL left in the country and its only one "THIS ONE" that mean this Renault its unique '                   

 

The only one that makes your eyes bleed if you look at the interior, perhaps.          

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For the life of me I can't find a Humber brochure that lists 'Felt pen over teenage sister's nail varnish green' as a colour choice.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HUMBER-SNIPE-1964-TO-RESTORE-no-reserve-SOLD-TO-HIGEST-BIDDER-/251448920392?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a8b860948

 

Seller: 4Sav

 

Have I inadvertently won 'Autoshiter's dad spotter of the month' competition?

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near completion expensive bits done

 

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ALL ABOARD FOR

FUN!

 

The slide is partially fitted .... I planned this bus for older kids ie no padded areas

 

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I don't really want to sell it but my neighbors are complaining

 

Complaining about FUN?! The miserable bastards. 

 

Oh, and Wuvvum: 

You can drive it on a car license if you passed your test before a certain date

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PAGING FELINE IN SOMEONE  WHO SPECIALISES IN FUSING METAL TOGETHER

 

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http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/4338201/BARN_FIND_jag_sovereign_not_jap_jdm_diesel_rare_supercharged_fast_turbo_turd/

 

'I'm open to anything, not sure of the value of it, don't really care either, offer me what you like, worst I can say is no. Cash, cars, furniture, items... Whatever you want... Just don't offer me anything in kind as I don't smoke the bloke.'

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