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explosive-cabbage Rank: Citroen Ami

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ZOMG

 

:shock:

 

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They would make a fine garden ornament,I have put one on a Yamaha Golf buggy which you ride like a horse.

 

WTAF

sporty-shite Rank: Renault 16

sporty-shite

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ZOMG

 

:shock:

 

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They would make a fine garden ornament,I have put one on a Yamaha Golf buggy which you ride like a horse.

 

WTAF

 

Never mind that old shite, have you seen his other items?

 

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willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

willswitchengage

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Wife Left? Got a Shed? Good at Welding? Think of it as a lot of parts loosely held together by rust. If you are going to weld it, its at least 3 square metres of sheet steel in patches

 

I like an honest seller like this - and that did make me LOL as well - in traditional ebay speak that car is "should get through MOT fine"

 

Sounds like he lives in a delightful area too :lol:

 

the rear quarter and offside wing need attention as the local peasantry attacked it with rocks as well as smashing the windscreen

 

The local peasantry have jumped upon the bonnet so it will need the spot welding again

willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

willswitchengage

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Selling a car? You might as well include a snap of that ferret (?) you found in the garden whilst out photographing...

 

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Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spiny Norman

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Possibly had this one before, can't remember.

 

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vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

vulgalour

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Selling a car? You might as well include a snap of that ferret (?) you found in the garden whilst out photographing...

 

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That's not a ferret, you can weaselly see it's stoatally different. It's more likely some sort of other stinkwiggle.

ashmicro Rank: Renault 16

ashmicro

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That little Yugo is TEH SEX.

 

@Scary: it (literally) has your name on it.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-beetle-for ... 3377e2bd3e

 

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A can of paint stripper, one box of matches and gallon of fuel?

 

This hideous heap has been punted round the bay for ages now, I can't believe anyone's ever going to buy it.

willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

willswitchengage

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Apparently, this is "rat-look". To me it looks more "found in the Dudley no2 Canal-look".

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Think any Renner fan after one of these will need to be quick

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-FRIGA ... 35bdad6f3f

 

'I would just like to get rid of it out of the front garden, so any reasonable offer accepted. My phone number is 01895 251713 if you have any questions.'

RoadworkUK Rank: Lancia Gamma

RoadworkUK

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One previous owner:

 

ROGER HARGREAVES

 

Cavette, c'est ton plus grand amusement! Un petit piece du merde dans escapement mon pantalouns!

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