eBay tat volume 3.

[BorniteIdentity]

Four wheeled land-whale at highly respected local dealer.

I will say it although they have not.  Find another.

[BorniteIdentity]

Good luck trying to finish this one off.

[captain_70s]

12 hours ago, Austin-Rover said:

I have no idea why 'Pat Pat' is held in such high esteem. I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire. Incidentally he goes by that pseudonym so you can't look up the Daily Post article that reveals long standing character traits. 

There was a similar kind of guy on the Dolomite pages around 2012-2015

Would buy a half decent car, fuck about putting shit wheels on it, brush painting it and crashing it and then when a repair bill exceeded his 50p budget or Fisher Price abilities it'd end up in Albert Looms scrapyard. I think at one point they had 3 Dolomites of his at once!

[Schaefft]

37 minutes ago, BorniteIdentity said:

Four wheeled land-whale at highly respected local dealer.

I will say it although they have not.  Find another.

I still have the urge to own a Previa/Estima at least once in my life. This one looks fantastic.

[wesacosa]

[wesacosa]

[vaughant]

On 04/03/2025 at 21:05, Cavcraft said:

Volvo B12B Plaxton Panther | eBay

Nothing to see here, just someone wearing moccasins and a driver's seat covered in  bird shit

 

Had to explain to 4 boys this week what moccasins were..... All in their 30's 🙄🙄🙄

[urpert]

2 hours ago, BorniteIdentity said:

Four wheeled land-whale at highly respected local dealer.

I will say it although they have not.  Find another.

Shame, I love these and it’s close. Why the warning?

[BorniteIdentity]

20 minutes ago, urpert said:

Shame, I love these and it’s close. Why the warning?

Ha - you misunderstand. It's that old cliche of "find another one as good if you can - but you can't"

They are a nice bunch at that garage.

[Hertz]

£500

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/999493251507222/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_general&referral_story_type=general&tracking={"qid"%3A"-238884978050897083"%2C"mf_story_key"%3A"2650374856634315749"%2C"top_level_post_id"%3A"2650374856634315749"%2C"commerce_rank_obj"%3A"{\"target_id\"%3A2650374856634315749%2C\"target_type\"%3A6%2C\"primary_position\"%3A2%2C\"ranking_signature\"%3A2406256802244609553%2C\"commerce_channel\"%3A501%2C\"value\"%3A0.00020780765498737%2C\"upsell_type\"%3A129%2C\"candidate_retrieval_source_map\"%3A{\"9439071879484624\"%3A3099%2C\"9136127266483627\"%3A3016%2C\"9344118502347934\"%3A3099%2C\"9263840380336607\"%3A3099%2C\"9146799448768253\"%3A3016}%2C\"grouping_info\"%3Anull}"%2C"lightning_feed_qid"%3A"-238885252954884366"%2C"lightning_feed_ranking_signature"%3A"3428288258018841007"}

[urpert]

41 minutes ago, BorniteIdentity said:

Ha - you misunderstand. It's that old cliche of "find another one as good if you can - but you can't"

They are a nice bunch at that garage.

Thanks. Actually tempted to go and have a look. Looking at their other stock it would appear to be a garage of win:

[Cavcraft]

opel manta berlinetta | eBay

Probably the best way to move it, a winch job would probably snap it in three.

[Cavcraft]

1996 N REG SAAB 9000 CS 3.0 V6 GRIFFIN HATCHBACK AUTOMATIC NO RESERVE CLASSIC !! | eBay

'PERFECT IF YOUR A DR DRE FAN'

I forgot about him.

'I DROVE THIS CAR WITH MY SUNGLASSES ON AT ONE POINT I THOUGHT I WAS BARRY GRANT OUT OFF BROOKSIDE'

But looked like Michael Barrymore at the Poolside?

 

[urpert]

7 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

1996 N REG SAAB 9000 CS 3.0 V6 GRIFFIN HATCHBACK AUTOMATIC NO RESERVE CLASSIC !! | eBay

'PERFECT IF YOUR A DR DRE FAN'

I forgot about him.

'I DROVE THIS CAR WITH MY SUNGLASSES ON AT ONE POINT I THOUGHT I WAS BARRY GRANT OUT OFF BROOKSIDE'

But looked like Michael Barrymore at the Poolside?

 

The Pug van in the background looks like it belongs on here. Shame it’s not an LDV. 

[bezzabsa]

reading through these ads I didnt realise the UK had that many Barns!!!!!

especially in built up towns/cities 

[Dyslexic Viking]

This one is for sale in Norway and is so good I have to share it here too. 1984 Iveco with a Tabbert caravan crafted on the back also notice that the front side windows have been cut in half. For £2354 you can become the new proud owner of this fine vehicle and go on @Cavcraft dream holidays.

https://www.finn.no/mobility/item/396628862?ci=1

[D.E]

1996 Lada Samara 1.3S 5-speed with 2100 miles unexceptional! For Sale

[EyesWeldedShut]

[Cavcraft]

1993 Honda City Express 49CC Red Spares or Repairs | eBay

Loos quite shit in (most) places but £300 sounds alright.

[Cavcraft]

Honda C50 Cub LA Automatic | eBay

With that screen fitted it must make a CB50J  seem like a turbo charged R1. Its still ace though.

[Cavcraft]

Talking of which...

Honda cb50J | eBay

[outlaw118]

So it's a bitsa - but I think I like it. Viva HA rear lights, tailgate off a HA van or Mk3 Cortina?? Who knows?

Currently £1060, in Malta. MASSIV KLECSHUN FRED M9

Ford Capri Mk1 Wagon | eBay

[outlaw118]

Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious.  Don't think James Bond would be able to save this one. Still, £100 so far, halifax. Lotus Eclat 520 Early black badge model for recommission | eBay

[outlaw118]

Lovely Citroen, once owned by  @mcqueenmachine Citroen XM - Rare 2.0 Si Turbo S1.5 - MOT Only 42k Miles - Ex Top Gear Owner | eBay £620 Tunbridge Wells. Not without problems, but it's an old Citroen, what do you want? Chips with it?  

[Momentary Lapse Of Reason]

40 minutes ago, outlaw118 said:

tailgate off a HA van or Mk3 Cortina?? Who knows?

HA vans had two rear doors not a tailgate. MK3 Cortina Estate Tailgate is quite a different shape

So I knew.🙃

[catsinthewelder]

Crying shame they felt the need to paint it.  £1k B.I.N.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/167350369871?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=EWG20J7rRU-&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=dvC0XcBaRN6&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[D.E]

A pile of scrap metal electric scooters. Start price of £15:

Collection Of Electric Scooters

[hairnet]

1 hour ago, EyesWeldedShut said:

picked a fight with a bus?

[hairnet]

47 minutes ago, outlaw118 said:

Lovely Citroen, once owned by  @mcqueenmachine Citroen XM - Rare 2.0 Si Turbo S1.5 - MOT Only 42k Miles - Ex Top Gear Owner | eBay £620 Tunbridge Wells. Not without problems, but it's an old Citroen, what do you want? Chips with it?  

chips?

yes

why?

petrol

[horriblemercedes]

5 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

1996 N REG SAAB 9000 CS 3.0 V6 GRIFFIN HATCHBACK AUTOMATIC NO RESERVE CLASSIC !! | eBay

'PERFECT IF YOUR A DR DRE FAN'

I forgot about him.

'I DROVE THIS CAR WITH MY SUNGLASSES ON AT ONE POINT I THOUGHT I WAS BARRY GRANT OUT OFF BROOKSIDE'

But looked like Michael Barrymore at the Poolside?

 

That's identical to a one that a family friend had around 1998-2005. I wonder if it's even the same one. 

 

He only died a couple of weeks ago. RIP.