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9 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine detail 30 Something reissue

Sherpa  FatVan started life as an  ice cream trader

he was infamous for 15 minutes

and appeared on Environmental Health's radar

then he somehow got on board Yorkshire's public hygiene schemes

with a Prince of Wales award for pushing e.coli and monocytogenes

1976 LEYLAND AM BURGER VAN SHERPA CATERING VAN AND TENT Specialist/Other Petrol - Picture 1 of 12

1976 LEYLAND AM BURGER VAN SHERPA CATERING VAN AND TENT Specialist/Other Petrol | eBay

Moving up into a Gwynedd place

with Citer-on Van Multispace

a  6 foot bed

and some rabbit runs

an undisputed mobile slum

Citroen Berlingo Multispace MICRO CAMPER/MPV 1.6hdi - 2007, 112k miles - Picture 3 of 8

there's not enough room for Ken & Barbie

just push the fucker into the sea

Citroen Berlingo Multispace MICRO CAMPER/MPV 1.6hdi - 2007, 112k miles - Picture 5 of 8

or drive it off a landing stage

and lock the keys in in a rage

Citroen Berlingo Multispace MICRO CAMPER/MPV 1.6hdi - 2007, 112k miles | eBay

a surf van's gone up for sale

but I'd rather be homeless

a run down Gt Yarmouth Hotel

seems slightly less hopeless

Toyota HIACE 4 BIRTH Campervan Day Van Festival/surf/8 seater1992 4x4 Diesel - Picture 5 of 8

there's a trite sodding quote stuck to the bonnet

I bet their front room has got 'live love laugh' on it 

I'd rather sit on the bog

and leave a massive 'deposit'

Toyota HIACE 4 BIRTH Campervan Day Van Festival/surf/8 seater1992 4x4 Diesel - Picture 3 of 8

Toyota HIACE 4 BIRTH Campervan Day Van Festival/surf/8 seater1992 4x4 Diesel | eBay

There's no fucking battery

the front window's gone

the whole thing's a toilet

I mean, WTF, man?

just chuckle and smile

and laugh like a mad man

when you've used Yellow Pages 

to summon the scrap man

VOLKSWAGEN T2 1976 BAY WINDOW CAMPER VAN (PROJECT} - Picture 14 of 23

VOLKSWAGEN T2 1976 BAY WINDOW CAMPER VAN (PROJECT} | eBay

You'd want ventolin and amphetamines 

sicknotes and phoney prescriptions

as it's defo not safe to go into the kitchen

someone's had a Richard in the sink

probably a crack head

Renault trafic Campervan Motorhome. For spares or repair. - Picture 9 of 23

bunk beds for sleeping

as you'll not be shagging

your kn0b will be like the speedo

and seriously flagging

Renault trafic Campervan Motorhome. For spares or repair. - Picture 14 of 23

Renault trafic Campervan Motorhome. For spares or repair. | eBay

Moving on to a scrap yard place

is this shagged out old campervan Hiace

 toyota camper vans motorhomes automatic - Picture 1 of 8

about 16 foot

and around 2 tonnes

the door bottom's fucked it's just brown crumbs

Absorbent and porous and shitty is he

It should live with Spongebob under the sea

you defo get some great assuage

if you shoved it out of a diver's cage

toyota camper vans motorhomes automatic | eBay

4 grand!!!!! Is he tooting barbs?

 

EyesWeldedShut Rank: Lancia Gamma

EyesWeldedShut

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12 minutes ago, grogee said:

I was just admiring that, then I spotted the keep-fit windows. 

Audi were the masters at a mingebag spec back then, weren't they? 

Austere Germanic quality - fun is verboten. OK Tommy?
Got me looking at the £1500 price range on C&C and there's some stuff - (Montego EFi for misery factor)

https://www.carandclassic.com/l/C1742070


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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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51 minutes ago, MiniMinorMk3 said:

Not much wedge for a Wedge.

Lot 119 - 1981 Austin Princess (wbandsons.com)

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There's something pinging my OCD about that grille and those wheels. And the colour.

 

Still would though. 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Ford Cortina - Picture 5 of 23

Ford Cortina | eBay.

Looks reasonably priced compared to a lot of Cortinas, half planning to buy a Mk4 in the next 12 months.

Schaefft Rank: Lancia Gamma

Schaefft

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1 hour ago, MiniMinorMk3 said:

AT W&B This week.

Lower mileage Rover, Woof Woof!

Lot 5 - 1996 Rover Sterling (wbandsons.com)

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Saw this, unfortunately with suspected head gasket failure which is odd considering the low mileage. Might still be a great deal for someone.

Meanwhile I'm having an eye on the world's worst C43 and the S8 on there, please don't bid on them if you do consider them😂

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