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EyesWeldedShut Rank: Isuzu Florian

EyesWeldedShut

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4 minutes ago, cort16 said:

This could be the shittest advert of 2024

"Spear or repair but it still runs. "

Givus a friggin clue m8. No make model , model and the picture has has cut off both ends.

What do you recon I think Chrysler Neon?

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https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/579266447687652

I'd go for a Neon - I have an American Uncle up in Ayr who swore by his. He had two from new.
Must be getting rare these days though?

EyesWeldedShut Rank: Isuzu Florian

EyesWeldedShut

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3 hours ago, egg said:

Would tick the 'cheap auto' box for the cool* kids

Our two would sooner get the bus than be seen dead driving anything that cool*
Happy enough to get a lift in any of my shite but, to actually own (and be known to own) anything with a whiff of giffer is a big NO.

How about a £600 Excite?

A teeny, weeny bit of MOT left and a mere 186,000 miles on it - excited?
https://angliacarauctions.co.uk/modern-auctions/2648-12-Jun-2024/6526~1-2014-vauxhall-corsa-excite-ac-cdti-ecof

<p>2014 VAUXHALL CORSA EXCITE AC CDTI ECOF</p>

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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15 minutes ago, EyesWeldedShut said:

I'd go for a Neon - I have an American Uncle up in Ayr who swore by his. He had two from new.
Must be getting rare these days though?

I had an RT that was actually quite good . It’s been ages since I’ve seen one on the road .

egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

egg

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17 minutes ago, EyesWeldedShut said:

to actually own (and be known to own) anything with a whiff of giffer is a big NO.

I thought giffer was cool again? Maybe that was last week.

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egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

egg

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9 minutes ago, cort16 said:

I had an RT that was actually quite good . It’s been ages since I’ve seen one on the road .

Last one I saw regularly in Charing, before lockdown now.

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It still exists :-)

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

Posted
Posted
45 minutes ago, cort16 said:

This could be the shittest advert of 2024

"Spear or repair but it still runs. "

Givus a friggin clue m8. No make model , model and the picture has has cut off both ends.

What do you recon I think Chrysler Neon?

438195755_991955659081595_46666125780566

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/579266447687652

TBH, I'd be equally interested to know why he barbequed a fat hamster on his lawn.

EyesWeldedShut Rank: Isuzu Florian

EyesWeldedShut

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4 minutes ago, wesacosa said:

 

Background - Mmmmmm

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Bear Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Bear

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https://www.facebook.com/share/TZrrsaLeZcfthDse/

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The Citroen
Once upon a Sunday, sleepy
While I walked from carboots dreary
Having spurned the lost belongings
of the households near my door
While my footsteps scraped the gravel
Like worn tyres slip and scrabble
I heard a distant hissing,
gasping, from a garage door.
“’Tis some airtools, or a spray gun.
Only this, and nothing more”
 
Ah, distinctly I remember,
it was golden leaves, September
And each gently drifting petal
floated down towards the floor
Though I could not sleep for thinking,
of that strange, distinctive hissing.
With its clicks, and gentle creaking,
could it be a goddess, sleeping,
a DS that’s loved no more?
 
And with steel certainly rusting,
and an engine seized, unmoving
Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic
visions never tried before
Maybe now, I could start welding,
sticking sheets together boldly
“’Tis some horror, not a classic,
hidden by that garage door.
Let it rot and bother others,
do not call and ask the score”
This it is, and nothing more.
 
Presently my funds grew stronger;
hesitating then no longer
“Bud, that Citroen, in the garage,
does it work, and is it yours?”
And the fact that I was asking,
and a kid with cash unfolding
Meant your avarice came tapping,
grabbing for the cash once more
“Warranty, of course sir;
30 days, and nothing more”

(there is a full version but I'm still refining it, and it does include the words 'busted Pallas')

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Stinkwheel Rank: Renault 16

Stinkwheel

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17 minutes ago, RichardK said:

 

https://www.facebook.com/share/TZrrsaLeZcfthDse/

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The Citroen
Once upon a Sunday, sleepy
While I walked from carboots dreary
Having spurned the lost belongings
of the households near my door
While my footsteps scraped the gravel
Like worn tyres slip and scrabble
I heard a distant hissing,
gasping, from a garage door.
“’Tis some airtools, or a spray gun.
Only this, and nothing more”
 
Ah, distinctly I remember,
it was golden leaves, September
And each gently drifting petal
floated down towards the floor
Though I could not sleep for thinking,
of that strange, distinctive hissing.
With its clicks, and gentle creaking,
could it be a goddess, sleeping,
a DS that’s loved no more?
 
And with steel certainly rusting,
and an engine seized, unmoving
Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic
visions never tried before
Maybe now, I could start welding,
sticking sheets together boldly
“’Tis some horror, not a classic,
hidden by that garage door.
Let it rot and bother others,
do not call and ask the score”
This it is, and nothing more.
 
Presently my funds grew stronger;
hesitating then no longer
“Bud, that Citroen, in the garage,
does it work, and is it yours?”
And the fact that I was asking,
and a kid with cash unfolding
Meant your avarice came tapping,
grabbing for the cash once more
“Warranty, of course sir;
30 days, and nothing more”

(there is a full version but I'm still refining it, and it does include the words 'busted Pallas')

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Loving the 'ode to a CX'

Also, its got all my buttons pushed that thing, id have bought that in a flash years ago, now im just thinking 'how rusty is that going to be underneath' and 'how much do i not need another massive CX weld-a-thon'

Much want but much sadness

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Asimo Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Asimo

Posted
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28 minutes ago, RichardK said:

(there is a full version but I'm still refining it, and it does include the words 'busted Pallas')

I read that hearing John Betjeman’s voice in my head. (Banana Blush / Indoor games near Newbury)

SunnySouth Rank: BL Wedge

SunnySouth

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Tidy looking 1.2 miserybox, alleged 20k miles, four grands at a dealer down in leafy Hampshire.

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Weird Car Rank: Citroen Ami

Weird Car

Posted
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46 minutes ago, SunnySouth said:

Tidy looking 1.2 miserybox, alleged 20k miles, four grands at a dealer down in leafy Hampshire.

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Saw this when I was driving to the in-laws the other day, it did look very nice 

SunnySouth Rank: BL Wedge

SunnySouth

Posted
Posted
19 minutes ago, Weird Car said:

Saw this when I was driving to the in-laws the other day, it did look very nice 

The sills have had a black paintjob somewhen (or did they come like that?!), which is now wearing off a bit, but the front arches didn’t look too crispy from the other side of the railings!

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