eBay tat volume 3.

[Asimo]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202405149698072

[Cavcraft]

Someone hold Carhuna's coat before they step into the ring and one bomb KGF into oblivion

1956 Volkswagen Type Two 23 window Samba De Luxe | eBay 

'Guide price (hammer) £105k-£115k'

'has not been seen in public during the last owner's 16 year ownership'

Fingers crossed the new owner at least doubles that.

 

[Remspoor]

2 hours ago, cort16 said:

"apart from engine everything is fine"

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/361215726481686/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

Was suggested this on YT.

The Wendall talks to a copper about the area.  Linked at the correct time. Copper things it is a good* area. With a van all painted in camouflage to suit the walls? Looks more like Kiev.

 

[SEATMad]

https://www.carandclassic.com/l/C1726890

[SEATMad]

Hmmmm how green

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/817778303225827/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

[SEATMad]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/126484104537?itmmeta=01HXYXTY9CWE2NZKWNGP7JSQCP&hash=item1d730a4559:g:hPQAAOSwWuRmRQdP

[Cavcraft]

Citroen Cx Reflex 1980 | eBay

[High Jetter]

2 hours ago, SEATMad said:

https://www.carandclassic.com/l/C1726890

OOF! I knew those back in the 80s.

[EyesWeldedShut]

Tonight's tat @ Leominster Car Auctions includes these two: TF(link) and ZR (link)

The TF has a smashed up front fairing thingy on it - is that factory option or aftermarket? I don't think I'be seen one like that before - the fit looks good but it is a bit buggered.

ZR is low miles, two owners (allegedly last since 2006) but is out of MOT.

[egg]

Herald in drag.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1512795813005207/

[egg]

£700

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1520212382043285/

[egg]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/982643483511314/

[Asimo]

This looks useful.

[egg]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1616290158911400/

£800

[egg]

£1850 with some lurking horror.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/331215806425646/

[egg]

£1250, mebbe optimistic.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1644151633094664/

[egg]

Cwan only go up in VALU. £2795

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/718254846952756/

[Vantman]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/433196622691314/?ref=product_details&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

[High Jetter]

^^^ @eddyramrod

[eddyramrod]

1 hour ago, High Jetter said:

^^^ @eddyramrod

Well... thank you.  But OMG what a hideously overpriced mess.  I count myself lucky that it's in Essex.  It's even diesel!  So, thank you but I'll pass.

[goosey]

https://www.facebook.com/share/evsyAJHUY1C1iy9F/?mibextid=79PoIi

Seller reckons this “must be seen”, so I’ve booked the afternoon off work to go take a look 

[RoadworkUK]

59 minutes ago, goosey said:

Seller reckons this “must be seen”...

Cheers for the heads up. I'll let my parents know. They might want to see this instead of just going to the theatre again this weekend.

[Cavcraft]

2 hours ago, goosey said:

 

https://www.facebook.com/share/evsyAJHUY1C1iy9F/?mibextid=79PoIi

Seller reckons this “must be seen”, so I’ve booked the afternoon off work to go take a look 

Hurry up, he's still not found his invisible dog

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Its hiding inside the exhaust pipe m8

[Marshall2810]

44 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Hurry up, he's still not found his invisible dog

Looks like he's tethered it to the exhaust, cruel bugger 😟😂

[egg]

1 hour ago, Cavcraft said:

Hurry up, he's still not found his invisible dog

That's surely a terminally confused ex-BL Exec....

[Cavcraft]

Greetings, listeners, here's this week Tenuous Top Ten Turds

Straight in at 10 it's Elkie Brooks and 'Pearl's a SW13GER' 

(I'd not arf  like to stand up and tickle her Ovaries)

SW13GER (SWINGER) Cherished Private Number Plate | eBay

Today's number 9, former no.1 and last weeks number 8 is  'VA11 URY' by Amy Winehouse

(I wanted to 'cum all over' Valerie but they wouldn't let me in the Blue Peter changing rooms) 

Cherished number plate VA11 URY VAL Valerie on retention with all fees paid | eBay

Straight in at 8 and it's Pulp who are SO12TED Out for Es and Whizz

(I took shit loads of both and still can't see that saying 'sorted')

Private Number Plate - ‘SORTED’ | eBay

In at number 7 in 7th place slap bang between 6 and 8,  is CR22TAL Gayle and 'Talking In Your Sleep'

(I'd like to see her brown eye go blue, but I'd best not mention that on air)

CR22 TAL Superb Crystal plate for vehicles from March 2022 onwards | eBay

Hovering still in last week's position at No.6 it's Tom P10BBO-inson and '2,4 6, 8 Motorway'

(That fucking retention certificate should be thrown onto the M6 on a piss wet day in rush hour)

ROBBO. ROBINSON. ROB. PLOBBO. | eBay

At 5 it's our old mate XK61THXerin Jenkins with the b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l rendition of 'When You Wish Upon A Star'

(I wish I could see her star, but keep that one to yourself, pop pickers!)

KEITH KATH XK61 THX Private Number Plate Personal Car Reg On Retention | eBay

No change at 4 for our old mate CH74RLEs Aznevour and 'She'

(Maybe a plate I can't forget. What a pile of shit ) 

CHARLIE CHARLYS CHARLES PRIVATE REGISTRATION CHERISHED CAR NUMBER PLATE CH74 RLE | eBay

Boom! Straight in at number 3 this week and it's Eric Clapton with his catchy little number 'I Shot The S113RFF'

(I'd rather shoot myself in the rusty S113RFF's badge than put that fucker on my car, dear listener)

Private Registration "SHERIFF" on certificate till 2028 | eBay

At 2, and  last weeks top hit it's..... Derek and the Dominos 'LA71AHS' 

(These plates have 'got me on my knees'. Unscrewing the fuckers and throwing them into the sea)

Cherished Licence Number Plate LA71 AHS - ‘LAYLAH’ Retention & Fees Inc. | eBay

Well, the moment you've been all waiting for, the big reveal.  This weeks number one IS......... Dr Hook and the Medicine Show's 'SY61LVA's Mother'

(Not sure about Sylvia's mother, but I bet her dad would have wished he'd worn an 'umbrella' if his daughter rocked up with this sack of shit attached to her car) 

SYLVIA - SY61LVA -PRIVATE REGISTRATION PLATE | eBay

 

Until next week/never, listeners.

[egg]

4 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Until next week/never, listeners.

Love it, should send in to private eye, funnier than most of the jokes in there!

[egg]

£1750 with a possibly significant throttle issue.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/1786490378332647

[cort16]

Decent Espace for £1200, same owner the last 12 years

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/235563347943?