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Entire description below - notice how not a single word pertains to this specific car:

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This classic Mercedes W124 230ce from 1992 is a true gem for any car enthusiast. With a sleek coupe body type and comfortable seating for four, this car is perfect for cruising around town or hitting the open road. The automatic transmission and petrol fuel type ensure a smooth ride, while the exterior colour in a stunning shade of green is sure to turn heads. This model 230 from Mercedes-Benz is a true classic car, perfect for collectors and enthusiasts alike. With two doors and a range of features including power windows and air conditioning, this car has everything you need for a comfortable ride. Don't miss out on the opportunity to own a piece of automotive history with this stunning Mercedes-Benz W124 230ce.

"petrol fuel type" "With two doors and a range of features..." "perfect for collectors and enthusiasts alike"

100% this is AI. 

The AI enshittification: It begins. 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/196052383211

 

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Posted
8 hours ago, Tubbo said:

I like this a lot! Someone buy this before I do!

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8 hours ago, Tubbo said:

This must be a rare thing a MAZDA XEDOS 6.

You'd think that wouldn't you? Loads have popped up for sale recently, and 9s.

And half of them are being flipped!

Posted
9 hours ago, garethj said:

That is what you call FUCKED.  

Bloke I worked with was part of a team that drove 2 new one across Africa in the late 1980s. They were lent to them by the UK LADA distributor.  

The one with full roll cage and strengthening had some cracking of the monocoque. The completely standard one: they had to bodge the chassis rails with timber to hold the engine in place. 

The distributor had hoped it would be a great marketing opportunity to show how resilient they were. Instead they were pushed into a crusher, and never mentioned again. 

Posted
10 hours ago, garethj said:

Those Chinese mopeds will actually be better built and more reliable, in my limited experience with S Class Mercs.

Posted
9 hours ago, Tubbo said:

ah man , a Manuel Xedos 6.  I'd love it.  Fuck you ,Saqdi Khan.

Posted
16 hours ago, busmansholiday said:

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202106163872272

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"V5 PRESENT has 3 OWNERS with SERVICE HISTORY 8 STAMPS in the BOOK 2 MAIN DEALER STAMPS & MOT till 21st JANUARY 2022. *MOT EXPIRED* MOT FAILED * SELLING AS IS * , Next MOT due 21/01/2022, Good bodywork, Beige Full leather interior - Good Condition, Tyre condition Good, Metallic BLUE, 3 owners, SECURE this CAR with a DEPOSIT - VIEWINGS STRICTLY BY APPOINTMENT - * PART EXCHNAGE YOUR OLD CAR *, £1,000"

Given why it failed,

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Wonder if they would px it for a used bean can?

It’s fucked, throw it away ffs man! 

Posted
1 hour ago, Cavcraft said:

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Search Used Cars For Sale | Inchcape UK

What the actual fuck? £203,145 for a second hand Range Rover, is that for real?

I was tempted to sell the house to fund the purchase but then I ran the details through GoCompare :-( 

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Have we had this yet? A flippin Cordia Turbot for £2k!!

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Obviously it'd be better if it was the basic 1.6 on steels, but at least it's a prefacelift. Everything exempt next year, too, so no tape on the headlamps for an MoT nonsense to worry about to get it registered.

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1 hour ago, barrett said:

Have we had this yet? A flippin Cordia Turbot for £2k!!

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Obviously it'd be better if it was the basic 1.6 on steels, but at least it's a prefacelift. Everything exempt next year, too, so no tape on the headlamps for an MoT nonsense to worry about to get it registered.

If only I wasn't up to my neck with broken cars!

Posted
15 hours ago, richardmorris said:

Which comedian was it in the 1970s with the bottle end glasses? Reminds me of that.

Mike Harding !

 

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Posted
8 hours ago, Schaefft said:

I like this a lot! Someone buy this before it gets put up on FB Marketplace with the same photos for £7995

FTFY.

Posted
3 minutes ago, goosey said:

This got me googling the price for a brand new heritage Bodyshell 

11 bloody grand !!! 

sod the shell...buy a complete kit LOL

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