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EyesWeldedShut Rank: Isuzu Florian

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1 minute ago, outlaw118 said:

Back in sixth form 1986/7 a young female in my form class had one of these in that metallic green colour. 

Can confirm, that despite being 4 stone lighter at the time, there was limited room in there for "friendliness".

(The handbrake nearly went up my arse)

Back in sixth form 1979/80 :-) .....
My girlfriend's dad had a small car business and we succeeded in lots of "friendliness" in many, many different Marques and models.
The handbrake problem is remedied by diligent use of parking in gear and leaving the handbrake off.
Naff front seats (i.e. not a bench seat Victor or the like) get inventive with the rear seat and canine style (family channel here ;-) ) 
Avoid velour - take the poverty spec, wipe clean, vinyl option.

Do not park anywhere that you may ever, ever, ever get bogged down or, even worse, said girlfriend's dad may just spot you in passing :-( 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Hoping someone buys this who can pass a beach somewhere on the way home, so they can THROW THOSE FUCKING NUMBER PLATES IN THE SEA

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Volvo 240 Se Estate | eBay

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Kudos for taking the photographs with a potato smeared in waste veg oil

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motorcycle | eBay

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outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Just now, Cavcraft said:

Hoping someone buys this who can pass a beach somewhere on the way home, so they can THROW THOSE FUCKING NUMBER PLATES IN THE SEA

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Volvo 240 Se Estate | eBay

Not only do they look WANK, they're a nick too Shirley?

I'm bound to get tugged by that aggressive fat prick off of Police Interceptors.
This twat https://www.braintreeandwithamtimes.co.uk/news/north_essex_news/15297216.final-warning-for-officer-grant-snow-who-put-his-hands-around-the-neck-of-a-member-of-the-public-while-restraining-him-in-braintree/

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High Jetter Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

High Jetter

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1 hour ago, outlaw118 said:

(The handbrake nearly went up my arse)

I understand that some might consider that to be additional stimulation :)

camryv6 Rank: Citroen Ami

camryv6

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18 hours ago, outlaw118 said:

Back in sixth form 1986/7 a young female in my form class had one of these in that metallic green colour. 

Can confirm, that despite being 4 stone lighter at the time, there was limited room in there for "friendliness".

(The handbrake nearly went up my arse)

You do realise that makes you sound like you were her teacher !!

D.E Rank: Lancia Gamma

D.E

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V6, manual:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/126011407504?hash=item1d56dd7c90:g:yFkAAOSwRcxkrcKy&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAAsGi6JgNzTagU5Gguzi5t5Ww%2BkJJsftd1PA2twraROYXwGRjwGR7RzmvDmjRDRcXxcZTYq2u0hG%2FxtAY%2Fmh9WqZ1Ad2n5BTTgpb5rNjhJudv9eVivkBTi0dqU07WkboSus98WdCuSQgZYQSuh8KbUVXek0M79FFhlUv%2B6cj%2B9WjK4%2FB9diq2zLIjA9bjvDCWBxXW3ekFK4V3uNWaS4VohalRZ2CING6koxN5hWsDRQTHa|tkp%3ABk9SR8zs46ypYg

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High Jetter Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

High Jetter

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it is what it is

No shit, sherlock. I might have been interested if it wasn't in a foreign country.

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