eBay tat volume 3.

[D.E]

£800, doesn't run.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202302104138496?onesearchad=New&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=Used&advertising-location=at_cars&postcode=cb12az&sort=datedesc&year-to=2005&include-delivery-option=on&price-to=1000&radius=1500&page=2

[Schaefft]

3 minutes ago, D.E said:

£800, doesn't run.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202302104138496?onesearchad=New&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=Used&advertising-location=at_cars&postcode=cb12az&sort=datedesc&year-to=2005&include-delivery-option=on&price-to=1000&radius=1500&page=2

Really just a parts donor with that gearbox issue.

[Remspoor]

Knackers and Crutch lookie like.

SEAT 127 in Spain. 1500€

https://www.milanuncios.com/venta-de-coches-clasicos/seat-127-476130922.htm

Hope that growth is benign.

[Remspoor]

Triumph Acclaim HLS.  year 1984 900€

https://www.milanuncios.com/venta-de-coches-clasicos/triumph-acclaim-hls-manual-ano-1984-277036837.htm

[D.E]

This trader is selling a Marina and an Ital. 3750 each.

https://www.marktplaats.nl/v/auto-s/oldtimers/m1941635729-morris-marina-marina-1-3-de-luxe-coupe-coupe-zeer-zeldzaam

https://www.marktplaats.nl/v/auto-s/oldtimers/m1927921840-morris-ital-zeer-zeldzaam

[Fumbler]

1 hour ago, busmansholiday said:

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202302094102003

Yes £350 !!!

Gr9 face obuscation going on.

[montytom]

2 hours ago, grogee said:

I'm not questioning your estimate! I agree with you. 

The 🤣 emoji (which is a blunt tool) represents 'what kind of fool would buy this and sink £4k into it'

Sorry I hope you didn't think I was being off. It wasn't my intention 

[angle]

This is nice, if you ignore the mouldy boot carpet and the bit where they seem to have sprayed primer directly on to rust.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/498507635695775/

[RoverFolkUs]

Jag XJ with the RONG engine... 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/jaguar-xj-tdvi-sovereign-open-to-offers-px/1451554359

[RoverFolkUs]

HFM!!?

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/hyndai-getz-14-petrol/1447549744

[angle]

Tested 2.3d. Looks absolutely miserable. 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1308171683439328/

[angle]

£1,850 with a 1.8 conversion. 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/741237414191505/

[RoverFolkUs]

Cheap 2CV!

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/citroen-2cv6-1986-602-cc-special/1451536268

DO NOT PAINT etc

[angle]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/3312091662386238/

 

[angle]

Who takes photos of their car in portrait? £950, mind.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/3407744299441116/

[RoverFolkUs]

"I sell car mercedes" 

.

Are those oil stains suggesting it has shit the bed quite badly and coasted to that parking spot 🤣

The advert then gets a bit more interesting.. 

Is this a decoy? What is this photo intended for? Was it an entry for the furthest away photo thread? To demonstrate the ridiculous condition of Brighton's roads? Or act as photographic evidence for the rather suspicious looking transaction surrounding that sofa?

Not sure if I want to know what's going on here tbh 🤣

[angle]

Mmm, generic. 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/478891797580241/

[timolloyd]

16 minutes ago, RoverFolkUs said:

"I sell car mercedes" 

.

Are those oil stains suggesting it has shit the bed quite badly and coasted to that parking spot 🤣

The advert then gets a bit more interesting.. 

Is this a decoy? What is this photo intended for? Was it an entry for the furthest away photo thread? To demonstrate the ridiculous condition of Brighton's roads? Or act as photographic evidence for the rather suspicious looking transaction surrounding that sofa?

Not sure if I want to know what's going on here tbh 🤣

This is the shittest car ad ever. Amazing.

[wesacosa]

He also has a couple of Syrnas for sale

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/325527243262?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=fTDf5XeAR5-&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=8AFYP6nlRMa&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

 

[Garythesnail]

9 hours ago, angle said:

Mmm, generic

I've always liked these as a 'smart' little coupe.

WTF happened inside though? Doesn't seem to tie up with the mileage.

[grogee]

10 hours ago, D.E said:

This trader is a total winnar

FTFY

[grogee]

9 hours ago, angle said:

£1,850 with a 1.8 conversion. 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/741237414191505/

@djoptix was after one of these, wasn't he?

[Asimo]

9 hours ago, angle said:

Tested 2.3d. Looks absolutely miserable. 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1308171683439328/

As Sierras go,  could only be better if it was a 3 door.

Interestingly it has both “never been welded”

and

Reason(s) for failure

• Offside Rear Suspension component mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded

Hmmm.

 

 

 

[Asimo]

13 hours ago, D.E said:

Fetched £6156 at last month's Anglia auction, now on ebay for £9995 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/255971833076

Fantastic car.

That is a lovely thing but want is a bit tempered by pic. of the engine.

I was expecting something more stimulating than a 4-cylinder sidevalve the size of it’s battery.  

All hat, no cattle.

[gadgetgricey]

Clutch starting to show signs of slippage under hard acceleration, and tyres needed, but £500 for an MOT'd low mileage Saab with Noobtune seems a bargain.

https://www.uksaabs.co.uk/UKS/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=211194

 

[TheIsleofShite]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/266126655933?hash=item3df66281bd:g:PSoAAOSw66hj52Lk&amdata=enc%3AAQAHAAAAkHPDIjXdoad548fxLC15B2JjFyrDvrcsAuF9Gzo4OOlS8HmGWKnIDvTCpvOd5xNnP6%2BaftYUR185rn3FQCdSM5BktIqsYVyH6FCHJ8DK9YoN%2BcbrkszRjmnUgnCpaHzjXgq6K4aDiO8gOTf6aVJMOUM%2BUArW%2FXv5%2FBuMBro1VA6%2Fte1t1Kn2hiC20YnWgBMf2g%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR5rRnf_HYQ

[djoptix]

1 hour ago, grogee said:

@djoptix was after one of these, wasn't he?

I was after one to put the engine in - I already have the engine though...

Looks like they've done it with the 118bhp engine. Seems silly not to have put a VVC in it.

[Garythesnail]

6 minutes ago, djoptix said:

Seems silly not to have put a VVC in it

I'm sure it'll still GLF but VVCs are a great engine for a lightweight car.

[adw1977]

11 hours ago, angle said:

Tested 2.3d. Looks absolutely miserable. 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1308171683439328/

Two grand is quite cheap for a functioning road legal Sierra now, isn't it?  Although I suppose a diesel estate is probably the least desirable version to most people.

[grogee]

22 minutes ago, adw1977 said:

Two grand is quite cheap for a functioning road legal Sierra now, isn't it?  Although I suppose a base diesel estate is definitely the most desirable version to Autoshiters.

FTFY