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tul66 Rank: Citroen Ami

tul66

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46 minutes ago, TheIsleofShite said:

I don’t really know my Fords, but a grand for this seems cheap? 
 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202212052294470?fuel-type=Petrol&advertising-location=at_cars&radius=1500&seller-type=private&include-delivery-option=on&onesearchad=New&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=Used&postcode=po383da&sort=distance&page=1
 

 

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The only Ford I've ever had, that was enough. Terrible car.

TheIsleofShite Rank: Austin Maxi

TheIsleofShite

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13 minutes ago, D.E said:

It was spotted in Wales just days ago at the exact same place the photos in the advert were taken, yet the listing states it is on the Isle of Wight? Probably just one of the usual Autotrader scam listings...

Yeah I think you are right, I didn’t look at the photos closely at first, that’s definitely not the Isle of Wight. It’s a Island phone number in the listing though 

Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

Dick Cheeseburger

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1 hour ago, tul66 said:

The only Ford I've ever had, that was enough. Terrible car.

They didn't sell well.

grogee Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

grogee

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3 hours ago, Rustybullethole said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/314257331207?hash=item492b325407:g:6-cAAOSwcGhjf1T5&amdata=enc%3AAQAHAAAAoEL6XL6I7xlgCw9XXnD2dF%2FkG0Qdq81sKueCfRaaNor5fljenOUa4x%2BhsOA4TAHac0XPSVbDLag81O98VLpLcGnKCPXWoVlSQ2qIrdGvPeqaWCeMs22QM2Hm9TXNz5HeumkNrZMtgxlJNs6TaDi%2BcWkGIQuWClCEfqrmYi0VVxigrX8viBrAfnvkNYB1q4Um3v66y8znHyqrmFN4lDg2gBk%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR7LB97acYQ

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I think it was Robert Burns who said it best: "Get tae fuck ye daft wee shitebag"

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Renault Twingo 1.2 GT Gordini 58k miles | eBay  

Stated:
 
'I got a replacement box but was sold a dud gearbox. It's now stuck in gear. So neutral is now 1st and it won't select any other gear. Its MOT has expired so selling as spares or repair.
 
I have just give up with it now
 
• Mileage 58k
 
• 1.2 petrol 
 
• 4 good tyres
 
• Mot expired'
 
 
Unstated:
 
Renault Twingo is an anagram of 'nu genital wort'
Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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leyland sherpa van autosleeper barn find | eBay

'Sorry about that pile of scrap you can see when you open the back doors, it's an eyesore and should be taken to the tip. Oh, and there's also a gearbox, a fridge, a cooker and a mattress there too.' 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'One's a rusty old knacker, the other etc etc etc'

 

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1983 FORD TRANSIT PICK UP MK2 90K 2.0 1 OWNER CLASSIC VAN NEARLY TAX MOT EXEMPT | eBay

'Nearly MOT exempt'

Just for some LOLZ if you're bored, have a look at the test history online. The day this reaches exemption is the day VOSA will be outside that yard with some KY jelly and a big fuck off smile.

 

Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

Dick Cheeseburger

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6 hours ago, MiniMinorMk3 said:

WB have something for everyone

Ford Cortina 1300 Deluxe - WB & Sons (wbandsons.com)

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Nice. I love the styling of the mk2. I reckon the shiny paintwork hides a multitude of sins on that particular example though - tell me the rear arches don't have structural wob...

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Rustybullethole Rank: Renault 16

Rustybullethole

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Lovely. Just lovely. A fine example of shite I’ll be able to run come August. The horse i mean sadly the 4’s an 86. 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/364065079815?hash=item54c3f84207:g:O7cAAOSwpwBjh102&amdata=enc%3AAQAHAAAAoFmZzPkckVQCJMppKD06lGtwla%2FcUMLSkVlFO4q65pBhM7JmTzyNV5t8%2BxvavZjwfMtpJrQjV9LOQCdZk2jyFCJtmTTK9xGhAJwOarXGWoTWYAXkZ5QpLrO%2FKlxoEODCgTmMxcGAXY%2FQoxLDAEHnYIv3MavGvhAnZTZPzY3LnvEbHXc0IbI40eN0297inNyGhMPh0bpiL5%2FsSGbOOhHnGpg%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR-ifidicYQ

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Rustybullethole Rank: Renault 16

Rustybullethole

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/175517551070?hash=item28dda949de:g:VrsAAOSwHVpjXqQR&amdata=enc%3AAQAHAAAAoPZreYRnIFuyvFZKDtrJ0t0fM%2BOg6hOtILZHGDZOrSLoWD7jpy2v5yNBQdNG%2F7gOtxM%2BSYGWjqPp7P%2BGT3r9QS2fPYuOfaHWodCewCs8LjgNbosELcULc21uqLiBKCP0VtyOjVPqGI0rJNROQm18feK7X7elsnwkNaZ63QMzJ8ptzb6feA4dZ3X6sj%2B%2FWmpZ7Gl0zjIScUfC%2FjBVGlY2G8g%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR-ifidicYQ

 

dozeydustman Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

dozeydustman

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Local to me

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