eBay tat volume 3.

[Wibble]

28 minutes ago, camryv6 said:

HOW MUCH !!!!!

Seems the norm for these now. Local dealer to us has sold two Mk5s for around the £15k mark in the last year and has one now for £9k. My rarer Mk4 doesn’t seem to be achieving similar successes price wise.

[stendec]

1966 Ford Cortina 1500 Super - start your bids at £9,000

[stendec]

1957 Hillman Minx convertible, £2,150

[D.E]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/volkswagen/volkswagen-passat-estate-1997-manual-1896-cc-5-doors/1446177912

Bible in the footwell? Prayers might be needed...

[High Jetter]

4 hours ago, stendec said:

Very yellow 1958 Goggomobil TS Coupe "simply adorable, recently imported from a huge private collection in South Africa" needs recommissioning

Wow. Rarer than a rare thing hiding somewhere really clever. 

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

This is diesel, manual and pov spec, but it's beautiful!

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body work needs some attention. This includes ... areas around rear suspension mounting components, seat belt anchorage points.

oh no. How is it ever going to get an MOT?

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No MOT, however, car will gain classic car rights in 2024 and so be MoT and road tax exempt.

That's how!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/403985869792

[D.E]

£750 Porsche! Several owners failed to make it run, and has an autobox (is that still a three speed in these?)...

https://www.carandclassic.com/car/C1522375

[Soundwave]

Corsa B for less than a grand, complete with rainbow seats, keep-fit windows and an ALL CAPS DESCRIPTION.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2023995534455878/

[Asimo]

22 minutes ago, D.E said:

autobox (is that still a three speed in these?)...

Yes, the same VW/ Audi device as you would find in a Passat or Audi.

[Metal Guru]

18 hours ago, New POD said:

I keep thinking...........Hayabusa

Conveniently coffin shaped if you did!

[Cavcraft]

7 hours ago, D.E said:

https://www.gumtree.com/p/volkswagen/volkswagen-passat-estate-1997-manual-1896-cc-5-doors/1446177912

 

Bible in the footwell? Prayers might be needed...

 

It's probably stuck open on 'Crossing the Red Sea' for when the footwells fill with water and the electrics go tits up. Or just for praying that CarTakeBack's offer is still on the table.

[Cavcraft]

6 hours ago, Soundwave said:

Corsa B for less than a grand, complete with rainbow seats, keep-fit windows and an ALL CAPS DESCRIPTION.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2023995534455878/



 

There aren't enough 'likes' in the world for that car. Even if the radio does have wind up windows.

[cort16]

£650 with a year MOT.  The 1.1 is quite good fun to drive, the 900cc one is dismal though the Mrs had one for nearly 7 years.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/fiat/fiat-seicento-y-reg-1.1-s-model-./1446188711

[grogee]

38 minutes ago, cort16 said:

£650 with a year MOT.  The 1.1 is quite good fun to drive, the 900cc one is dismal though the Mrs had one for nearly 7 years.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/fiat/fiat-seicento-y-reg-1.1-s-model-./1446188711

I woo'd my first wife in one of these, same colour. I said it was my penis extension

[barefoot]

'07 Astra MOT March 23 - £350!

This looks better in the photos than the description would have you believe...

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/521625736484709/?hoisted=false&ref=category_feed&referral_code=undefined&referral_story_type=listing&tracking={"qid"%3A"-5244968636294329573"%2C"mf_story_key"%3A"8208744452529717"%2C"commerce_rank_obj"%3A"{\"target_id\"%3A8208744452529717%2C\"target_type\"%3A0%2C\"primary_position\"%3A18%2C\"ranking_signature\"%3A5866197900609978368%2C\"commerce_channel\"%3A504%2C\"value\"%3A0.00022837275925327%2C\"candidate_retrieval_source_map\"%3A{\"8208744452529717\"%3A111}}"%2C"ftmd_400706"%3A"111112l"}

 

[Cavcraft]

Away in some danger

a clock by your head

Oh my sodding Jesus

it looks like a shed

The light on the back door

look down where he lay

The chequer plate guillotine

and tow point for AA

The dashboard is glowing

the engine won't awake

and when you slam the back door

there's myriad rust flake

I hate you, Iveco

I'll sleep under sky

and stay by your side

until HIAB is nigh

Please find me AA man

I've noted in blue

the map references 

where I've waited for you

My wife took my children

they all live in care

There's less fucking stigma

than camping in there

Iveco daily camper | eBay

[Cavcraft]

1996 Renault Clio 1.4 RT Champs-Elysees Automatic 12 Months Mot 60k Only HATCHB | eBay

 

[Matty]

Just now, grogee said:

I woo'd my first wife in one of these, same colour. I said it was my penis extension

Strange colour penis you have. Have you sought professional help? 😄

[grogee]

53 minutes ago, Matty said:

Strange colour penis you have. Have you sought professional help? 😄

I thought everyone's was bronze/copper

[MiniMinorMk3]

19 hours ago, stendec said:

Very yellow 1958 Goggomobil TS Coupe "simply adorable, recently imported from a huge private collection in South Africa" needs recommissioning

Why oh why oh why did people stick stupid glass pop tops to cars, especially when they are from a much earlier era.

[MiniMinorMk3]

19 hours ago, stendec said:

1972 Triumph GT6 Mk3 non overdrive, fast road spec.

Looks like the elastoplast is coming unstuck from the roof.

[MiniMinorMk3]

16 hours ago, stendec said:

1981 Ford Cortina 1.6GL "registered as a historic vehicle so no tax or mot required"  

I can remember when these were new, suddenly I feel very old historic.

My dad had a two-tone green Carousel with auto box. It was a company car. He liked it so much he brought it when it was replaced. I thought it drove like a bag of shite compared to the Alfa Giulietta I had in 1985.

[stendec]

1985 Lada Riva 1200 L, start your bids ar £3k

[stendec]

1966 Mini Moke "Ran and drove well prior to strip down" start your bids at £5,995

[stendec]

Fiat X1/9 Lido  "very rare classic one of 700 made" needs full restoration, current bid £500

[stendec]

This has popped up again; "Re advertised due to some absolute melt reporting that I was selling a police car.  THIS IS CLEARLY NOT A POLICE CAR…….This fantastic old girl was used for a charity rally, “the screwball rally” Google it.  She was used to raise money and awareness for the need for Emergency Bleed control kits."

[MiniMinorMk3]

Morris Leslie have some interesting low mileage stuff this week.

Auctions - Morris Leslie

Auctions - Morris Leslie Volvo 360

Renault 5TX Auctions - Morris Leslie

PB Cresta Auctions - Morris Leslie

Fiesta Encore Auctions - Morris Leslie

E36 320i Coupe Auctions - Morris Leslie

Ford Probe Auctions - Morris Leslie

Simca 1100 Auctions - Morris Leslie

mx5 Auctions - Morris Leslie

Ford P100 Auctions - Morris Leslie

[stendec]

1979 Austin Allegro 1.3

[stendec]

1923 Ford Model T Roadster £17,500

[stendec]

Or slightly cheaper: 1929 Humber 9/28 light tourer, £14,995