eBay tat volume 3.

[SupraNoodle]

On 4/17/2022 at 8:49 AM, SupraNoodle said:

This clown has done a bit of an update;-

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/144481975971?hash=item21a3cbfea3:g:ENoAAOSwY59iREfg

"Hyundai coupe leather front seats, super comfy, with lumber."-

lumber

 noun

Definition of lumber (Entry 2 of 3)

1: surplus or disused articles (such as furniture) that are stored away

2a: timber or logs especially when dressed for use

b: any of various structural materials prepared in a form similar to lumber

Now an auction item

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/144509915948?hash=item21a576532c:g:9~wAAOSwoe9iW6be

"Accelerates in a straight line, stops in a straight line, and corners as if on rails."

 

[cort16]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2166669770176364/

[D.E]

Not road registered so limited useability, but seriously: pretty cool, and the time and effort the guy put into this is admirable!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/334408636524?hash=item4ddc4ed86c:g:PekAAOSwjaZiSaox

[wesacosa]

[11001010]

https://www.ebay-kleinanzeigen.de/s-anzeige/fiat-multipla-600/2082058303-216-2590

6000 €

 

[scdan4]

Leggy, but temptingly cheap.

[Aston Martin]

I dont remember getting home, because I was behind one of these which said 4x4 on the back. 🤔

So I spent 5 Miles, trying to look under the rear bumper whilst driving.

 

Turns out, it's a thing.

[richardmorris]

57 minutes ago, scdan4 said:

Leggy, but temptingly cheap.

Is that cheap for a nine year old car now? I paid that for a three year old c5 with 30,000 miles.

[RoverFolkUs]

1 hour ago, richardmorris said:

Is that cheap for a nine year old car now? I paid that for a three year old c5 with 30,000 miles.

That bloke on YouTube (tyreflippers?) sold a 62 plate Insignia for £7995 recently!

Chops Garage has just traded out a 64 plate DS5 (so 7 years old, but still) - retail price on it was £10,495

[wesacosa]

[morrisoxide]

Avenger.

WARNING ALL IN CAPS.

[horriblemercedes]

44 minutes ago, wesacosa said:

I wonder how many times he has driven it home for Christmas 

[AnnoyingPentium]

7 hours ago, SupraNoodle said:

and corners as if on rails

I told you that phrase existed, @RoverFolkUs!! 🤣

On 3/14/2022 at 7:57 AM, AnnoyingPentium said:

"RuNs LiKe It'S oN rAiLs, M9".

Never have I wanted so badly for people to be run over by the shitbox they're selling until I've read that in their listing.

 

[High Jetter]

39 minutes ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

I told you that phrase existed, @RoverFolkUs!! 🤣

 

Yes, for trains 

[GR8 PL8 M8]

1 hour ago, wesacosa said:

Be like me but manual.

[Metal Guru]

11 hours ago, 11001010 said:

https://www.autotrader.co.za/car-for-sale/toyota/corolla/gl/26329793

 

12000km? It’s had a hard life!

[Austat]

9 hours ago, morrisoxide said:

Avenger.

WARNING ALL IN CAPS.

The seats are an interesting design, are they factory?

[Austat]

£1500:

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/467094618436850/?ref=search&referral_code=marketplace_search&referral_story_type=post

[Austat]

https://yahoo.aleado.com/lot?auctionID=q1047742128

[Austat]

Another honey has popped up for sale near me, although a little pricey for a most-likely rotten 70's Fiat:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1126121171264775/?ref=search&referral_code=marketplace_search&referral_story_type=post

[lesapandre]

1 hour ago, Austat said:

The seats are an interesting design, are they factory?

Always read the small-print...I'm moth eaten and saggy and am up for replacement too.

THE ORIGINAL SEATS WERE MOTH EATEN AND SAGGY SO I REPLACED THEM WITH A SET OF LIMITED EDITION SUN SEEKER SEATS FROM A MK1 AVENGER.ORIGINAL SEATS ARE AVAILABLE WITH THE CAR.

 

[D.E]

V6, but no Spanish waiter

https://www.gumtree.com/p/alfa-romeo/2000-alfa-romeo-166-3.0-v6-24v-sportronic-4dr-auto-saloon-petrol-automatic/1429042927

[cort16]

late 90's street furniture golf

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202204184768658

[MisterH]

On 4/18/2022 at 9:18 AM, 11001010 said:

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/2149047766.htm

1500 €

 

Near me right now if anyone is interested in it

[Austat]

2 hours ago, lesapandre said:

Always read the small-print...I'm moth eaten and saggy and am up for replacement too.

THE ORIGINAL SEATS WERE MOTH EATEN AND SAGGY SO I REPLACED THEM WITH A SET OF LIMITED EDITION SUN SEEKER SEATS FROM A MK1 AVENGER.ORIGINAL SEATS ARE AVAILABLE WITH THE CAR.

 

After encountering a fair few of those listings written in all caps, I tend to avoid the descriptions as they are absolute bollocks most of the time.

[Austat]

£1800:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/357553829749274/?ref=search&referral_code=marketplace_search&referral_story_type=post

[MisterH]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/699999434359506/?ref=product_details&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

WTF happened to this?!?

[wuvvum]

Without wanting to stereotype I would imagine that the low-level drug dealer owner was driving like a cunt and ran out of talent.

[RoverFolkUs]

Nothing of much interest here, just a MK1 Focus...

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/780423709603741/

But do we have a number plate obfuscation thread? This has got to be one of the best ones I've seen given how futile it is!

[wuvvum]

3 hours ago, D.E said:

V6, but no Spanish waiter

https://www.gumtree.com/p/alfa-romeo/2000-alfa-romeo-166-3.0-v6-24v-sportronic-4dr-auto-saloon-petrol-automatic/1429042927

I had one of those, the Sportronic let it down rather.

That dealership advertises on eBay as well - they seem to have a large stock of apparently quite well-priced cars, all of which are listed as PX clearance, but none of them seem to sell very quickly.