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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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FBIVECO.thumb.jpg.fea9967427e554d1c66f4ac1fd4b895c.jpg

Some people say this van is made outta mud

a poor man's LDV and I'd rather shit blood

muscle and blood and a big trombone

coz the front's gone weak and the back won't last long

Image 3 - Iveco daily

Iveco daily | eBay

You drive 7.5 tonnes, what do you get?

Another day looking at Dafs with deep regret

Cartakeback please call me coz it's gotta go

I'd rather vomit up my kidneys than drive an Iveco

 

Image 01 - IVECO EUROCARGO

IVECO EUROCARGO | eBay

 

I was scrapped one mornin' in the Oldham sunshine

they can shovel this away as it's no longer mine

I'd rather take a donkey up my back hole

and tell my boss I'm goin' on the rock n roll

Image 1 - Iveco daily 35c12

Iveco daily 35c12 | eBay

 

You drive 44 tonnes, what do you get?

another day avoidin' VOSA's drag net

Cartakeback please call me coz this must go

I'd rather power sand my knackers than drive an Iveco

Image 1 - Ford Iveco 440 Tractor Unit Crane Lorry

Ford Iveco 440 Tractor Unit Crane Lorry | eBay

 

I was parked for half an hour in the drizzlin' rain

the front end collapsed and got washed down a drain

I'd rather stick my knob in big hungry lion

and push this fucking thing down a deep ole mine

Image 1 - 2006 iveco daily spec lift

2006 iveco daily spec lift | eBay

You drive 7.5 tonnes, what do you get?

a big pile of shit and a load of regret

Cartakeback please call me coz it's gotta go

I'd rather spunk marbles than drive an Iveco

Image 8 - Iveco cargo tector Dropside

Iveco cargo tector Dropside | eBay

 

If you see me comin' you'd better step aside

three an' a half tonnes of ferrous oxide

fuck all is iron, fuck all is steel

if VOSA don't get you, the RAC will

 

Image 3 - Iveco daily LWB Van 2005

Iveco daily LWB Van 2005 | eBay

 

You drive 3.5 tonnes, what do you get?

A smokin' pile of crap that'll dissolve when wet

Cartakeback PLEASE call me coz this must go

I'd rather sell my arsehole then drive an Iveco 

Image 2 - Iveco daily GOOD SOLID VAN NO MOT

Iveco daily GOOD SOLID VAN NO MOT | eBay

 

 

SteersWithThrottle Rank: BL Wedge

SteersWithThrottle

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5 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

FBIVECO.thumb.jpg.fea9967427e554d1c66f4ac1fd4b895c.jpg

Some people say this van is made outta mud

a poor man's LDV and I'd rather shit blood

muscle and blood and a big trombone

coz the front's gone weak and the back won't last long

Image 3 - Iveco daily

Iveco daily | eBay

You drive 7.5 tonnes, what do you get?

A smokin' pile of crap that'll dissolve when wet

Cartakeback please call me coz it's gotta go

I'd rather vomit up my kidneys than drive an Iveco

 

Image 01 - IVECO EUROCARGO

IVECO EUROCARGO | eBay

 

I was scrapped one mornin' in the Oldham sunshine

they can shovel this away as it's no longer mine

I'd rather take a donkey up my back hole

and tell my boss I'm goin' on the rock n roll

Image 1 - Iveco daily 35c12

Iveco daily 35c12 | eBay

 

You drive 44 tonnes, what do you get?

another day avoidin' VOSA's drag net

Cartakeback please call me coz this must go

I'd rather power sand my knackers than drive an Iveco

Image 1 - Ford Iveco 440 Tractor Unit Crane Lorry

Ford Iveco 440 Tractor Unit Crane Lorry | eBay

 

I was parked for half an hour in the drizzlin' rain

the front end collapsed and got washed down a drain

I'd rather stick my knob in big hungry lion

and push this fucking thing down a deep ole mine

Image 1 - 2006 iveco daily spec lift

2006 iveco daily spec lift | eBay

You drive 7.5 tonnes, what do you get?

a big pile of shit and a load of regret

Cartakeback please call me coz it's gotta go

I'd rather spunk marbles than drive an Iveco

Image 8 - Iveco cargo tector Dropside

Iveco cargo tector Dropside | eBay

 

If you see me comin' you'd better step aside

three an' a half tonnes of ferrous oxide

fuck all is iron, fuck all is steel

if VOSA don't get you, the RAC will

 

Image 3 - Iveco daily LWB Van 2005

Iveco daily LWB Van 2005 | eBay

 

You drive 3.5 tonnes, what do you get?

Another day looking at Dafs with deep regret

Cartakeback PLEASE call me coz this must go

I'd rather sell my arsehole then drive an Iveco 

Image 2 - Iveco daily GOOD SOLID VAN NO MOT

Iveco daily GOOD SOLID VAN NO MOT | eBay

 

 

You post so many Ivecos, I think you secretly rather like them...  🤐

  • Joey spud, carburettor and Cavcraft
  • Haha 3
MisterH Rank: BL Wedge

MisterH

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/393885279718?_trkparms=amclksrc%3DITM%26aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908105057%26meid%3D52aab01d0b27481fb520a9a343209694%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D15%26sd%3D393885279718%26itm%3D393885279718%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2380057&_trksid=p2380057.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%3A21e09401-79ff-11ec-b5ab-822b25259f4d|parentrq%3A77effb9917e0a369d648907cfffb347e|iid%3A1

Image 1 - Vauxhall Caviler MK 2 SR 1982 Super Rare

For sale with the same guy who sold me my unfortunate Volvo, He is asking all the money for a car that needs work...

grogee Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

grogee

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2 hours ago, goosey said:

Early Dangly mirror Sierra on Facebook 

£1250 and it’s a Diesel ! 

29E110CD-A34F-4865-9C49-64C0F994D851.pngI have also remembered that my parents Sierra was reg A167 FLD which probably isn’t all that important 

ooh, NA diesel - I think these are 2.3 Peugeot lump, no? Noisy, rattly and slow POS but will never die as the above ad proves. Will probably run on lard, candles, firewood or piss.

Massive want

Dyslexic Viking Rank: Lancia Gamma

Dyslexic Viking

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13 minutes ago, SteersWithThrottle said:

You post so many Ivecos, I think you secretly rather like them...  🤐

A common way to disguise that one loves something is to pretend to hate it. So I agree.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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13 minutes ago, MisterH said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/393885279718?_trkparms=amclksrc%3DITM%26aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908105057%26meid%3D52aab01d0b27481fb520a9a343209694%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D15%26sd%3D393885279718%26itm%3D393885279718%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2380057&_trksid=p2380057.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%3A21e09401-79ff-11ec-b5ab-822b25259f4d|parentrq%3A77effb9917e0a369d648907cfffb347e|iid%3A1

 

For sale with the same guy who sold me my unfortunate Volvo, He is asking all the money for a car that needs work...

That's absolutely mega rare. What a great find.

MisterH Rank: BL Wedge

MisterH

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35 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Possibly the one I was offered recently, sills have gone if so.

Didn't realise grim reapers rusted these days, quality seems to be a thing of the past...

  • AnnoyingPentium, Cavcraft and carburettor
  • Haha 3
Amishtat Rank: Renault 16

Amishtat

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On 1/20/2022 at 1:34 PM, BeEP said:

And a better one (imo).  Early S-series VP with talking dash...

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2974779716166112

May be an image of car and outdoors

Ah, my old one. The only car I've ever bought in the snow. Top tip: Don't do that. About halfway through my first trip in it, I wondered why the back of my neck felt cold and a touch wet. Investigation revealed a small but crucial rust hole in the roof skin next to the sunroof which was just big enough to leak once the snow began to melt. The previous owner didn't keep it garaged but it had lived under trees on her driveway for quite a while. 

That aside, this is actually pretty solid for a Maestro. Talking dashboard was a novelty at first but I remember turning the volume down fully after about the second day because it got on my tits so much. Nobody here will buy it, which is a shame, there's a lot worse examples out there. 

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Nullzwei Rank: Citroen Ami

Nullzwei

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1 hour ago, SteersWithThrottle said:

The position of the rear wheels in the arches just doesn't look right. I went and googled images of 190D's, there's something odd about this one

The offset and tyre size on those 15" AMG alloys might be wrong. I was surprised how the arches on my w201 were filled just by changing from 185/65/15 tyres on stock w201 steels to 195/65/15 tyres on w210 steels with a slightly lower ET size.

190's need to be on steels with hub caps imho.

 

190trim.jpg

wesacosa Rank: Lancia Gamma

wesacosa

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9 hours ago, goosey said:

Early Dangly mirror Sierra on Facebook 

£1250 and it’s a Diesel ! 

29E110CD-A34F-4865-9C49-64C0F994D851.pngI have also remembered that my parents Sierra was reg A167 FLD which probably isn’t all that important 

Hmm, that was for sale in North London before Christmas for £1500. Off the road since 2005 apparently.  Would bloody love it, but odd its back for sale again so quickly at cheaper price and in different part of the country

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garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

garethj

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On 1/19/2022 at 10:37 PM, Braddon81 said:

Especially as this is the same car before it was painted........😥😥13976795658_1b3b26a2a0_b.thumb.jpg.5f6f3f8459aac1ca3a1ad6bbd6ee4053.jpg

Ideal if The Fall Guy was filmed in Ryton instead of Los Angeles 👍

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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Properly loaded Stilo estate.  These are actually a fantastically competent car, especially with the 8-valve JTD engine.  Shame this one needs so much work.

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New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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10 hours ago, MisterH said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/393885279718?_trkparms=amclksrc%3DITM%26aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908105057%26meid%3D52aab01d0b27481fb520a9a343209694%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D15%26sd%3D393885279718%26itm%3D393885279718%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2380057&_trksid=p2380057.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%3A21e09401-79ff-11ec-b5ab-822b25259f4d|parentrq%3A77effb9917e0a369d648907cfffb347e|iid%3A1

Image 1 - Vauxhall Caviler MK 2 SR 1982 Super Rare

For sale with the same guy who sold me my unfortunate Volvo, He is asking all the money for a car that needs work...

Look at the rarity value. There can't be 2 other 1.6 SR hatches with gingercaters and grey tweed recaros still in one piece. Pity the iron crosses seem to have lost the centre caps. Went for over £5k because the www.mk2cav.com boyz will have been creaming thier pants over it. 

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