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Austin Meastro

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was an insurance rite off due to dent in passenger side door

Oh, no they all have that. They call them scallops, I think.

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doesn’t look like the back seats have been sat in.

Could probably do with a fat fuck like me to sit in them and bring the ride height down a bit. 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/275086879267

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37 minutes ago, Conrad D. Conelrad said:

Could probably do with a fat fuck like me to sit in them and bring the ride height down a bit. 

I'd like to volunteer my services, just chuck me in the boot. Lol.

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new pictures can be given on request

yeah well if it's not too much trouble since these ones look like god damn daguerreotypes

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12 hours ago, wuvvum said:

/\ GR8 4 channeling your inner Raymanboy.

One of my biggest regrets in life is not doing screen grabs of his eBay adverts.  Did anyone have the foresight to do so?  Step forward if you did.

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59 minutes ago, meggersdog said:

Mk2 Granada rear lights

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It's just begging to be returned to how it should look. Good luck finding a manual 3.0 anywhere else for under fifteen bags, unless it's a complete wreck.

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1 hour ago, eddyramrod said:

HFM??????  The decimal point needs moving two spaces to the left.  £11.22 is about right.

The car needs moving two spaces to the left… into that shipping container, bound for a Chinese steel processing facility. 

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Looking at the prices of VW transporters this looks like a bargain.e3e71b84f387c68f52aa8ce6fff19c2a.jpg

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I have 2 saved searches. E36's and 306's. The latter is really trying to get me down recently.

Dave here thinks his DTurbo with no MOT is worth £6.5k

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And a nice looking thing it is too, however;

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Dave is wrong.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/265475277812?hash=item3dcf8f43f4:g:jNQAAOSwUc1hywWi

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4 minutes ago, Poweredbyhopealone said:

Dave is wrong.

That's a big understatement. Dave must have a similar glasses prescription to Ray Charles.

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What was that I said about the best colour?

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Anyway this has been sitting in an open shed filled with mice and general shit for an unknown amount of time. Currently at £3.5k presumably to the man (or woman!) wearing their underwear on the outside.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/275080789423?hash=item400c17bdaf:g:pgIAAOSwDRxhyfDS

Seller "needs the space". Not sure what for, more badly stacked logs which definitely wont have fallen on the car before?

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Don't you just love those unfinshed project ads, where the seller includes a picture of what it used to look like as a kind of "here's what you could have won" type thing:

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But the main body of pictures are of it now. After whoever took it apart realises putting it back together is the hard part

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This is my favourite, it screams " just take it off for now we'll label them and box them up later"

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No idea what happened to acheive this paint style.

Seller also makes a confusing reference to selling it because of the car's failure to be done "on time". What for is not clear. Maybe they know something we don't?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/324965813872?hash=item4ba978ce70:g:-d0AAOSwaTRhy49O

Currently at £1,850 which is cheap if it's all there and not overly fucked. Might be fun, like a big expensive jigsaw.

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Less excitement to be had in the E36 camp. I like these, I'm on my second and I will freely admit they are deeply flawed vehicles. The interiors particularly are properly wank.

This one is nice in a very humdrum way. I refuse to beleive that black is a rare colour though.

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Steamy headlights (TADTS)

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Saggy glovebox, and the door card fabric is making a break for it. Again TADTS. Tape deck and analogue clock for added misery

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/203754934183?hash=item2f70bd8fa7:g:jiAAAOSw8G1hu2x6

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15 hours ago, Conrad D. Conelrad said:

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Oh, no they all have that. They call them scallops, I think.

Could probably do with a fat fuck like me to sit in them and bring the ride height down a bit. 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/275086879267

I like it. As an aside, the 6000rpm red line seems optimistic by Austin Rover for an A+. Wonder what they sound like up there?

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35 minutes ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

That's a big understatement. Dave must have a similar glasses prescription to Ray Charles.

Yes I do dread to think what would happen if you started digging into that with any gusto.

Or opened the sunroof.

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49 minutes ago, doug said:

Looking at the prices of VW transporters this looks like a bargain.e3e71b84f387c68f52aa8ce6fff19c2a.jpg

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I just did a sex wee.

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