eBay tat volume 3.

[cort16]

£1500 2014 Great Wall Pickup with injector problems that looks like it's doing a good job of keeping all the rain on the inside.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/436813884739406/

[Shite Ron]

This could be useful for @Dyslexic Viking if it stays cheap, would be a bit of a road trip to get it and unfortunately the wrong side of the country from me. Nice colour interior though:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/373821463133?hash=item57097eda5d:g:gawAAOSw~cVhnhGT

Ooof! Green interior is great

[D.E]

ULEZ victim: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/284561915822?hash=item4241363fae:g:p80AAOSwJB5ho6jp

Advert doesn't mention lady is included or not.

[High Jetter]

Needs a slap, no seat belt

[wuvvum]

Slightly* optimistic pricing for this broken, rotten electric Sherpa.  It does have sliding doors though.

[High Jetter]

Huh? Link goes to a white dizzle one, tensing.

[wuvvum]

Ah pissflaps, I must have copied the wrong link.  Now amended.

[D.E]

Even though this is currently a bit of a jigsaw puzzle and a later one with the ugly bumpers; isn't this very cheap?

 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202112090357770?advertising-location=at_cars&radius=1500&price-to=1000&sort=datedesc&include-delivery-option=on&onesearchad=New&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=Used&year-to=2001&postcode=b289bs&page=2

[cort16]

Q: What's it had done to it?  A: Everything

"

  In the last 3 years the following work has been done: 

Cylinder head

heater plugs

 injection pump refurbished

 anti syphon valve fitted

 new battery and exhaust.

 4 new air bags, new pump

valve block rebuilt

ride height sensors replaced.

The gearbox has also been flushed and new fluids added

"

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/214400000849350/

[horriblemercedes]

17 minutes ago, cort16 said:

Q: What's it had done to it?  A: Everything

"

  In the last 3 years the following work has been done: 

Cylinder head

heater plugs

 injection pump refurbished

 anti syphon valve fitted

 new battery and exhaust.

 4 new air bags, new pump

valve block rebuilt

ride height sensors replaced.

The gearbox has also been flushed and new fluids added

"

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/214400000849350/

Ooh, I like that a lot

[lesapandre]

18 minutes ago, cort16 said:

Q: What's it had done to it?  A: Everything

"

  In the last 3 years the following work has been done: 

Cylinder head

heater plugs

 injection pump refurbished

 anti syphon valve fitted

 new battery and exhaust.

 4 new air bags, new pump

valve block rebuilt

ride height sensors replaced.

The gearbox has also been flushed and new fluids added

"

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/214400000849350/

"The wallet has also been flushed and new notes added"

[3VOM]

21 hours ago, cort16 said:

https://www.gumtree.com/p/volvo/volvo-131-1970-1986-cc-/1421333281

Perfect Henchman Car - Ideal for four dark clothed males to exit from and run in to a warehouse of empty cardboard boxes to fight Batman and Robin.

[cort16]

1 hour ago, horriblemercedes said:

Ooh, I like that a lot

I wonder if this is a "I've had enough of this thing" sale or it's genuinely well sorted?

[cort16]

2 litre beater Mondeo. 2 litre petrol with a years MOT and 68,000 miles, £875

The colour match on the passenger side doors might be a little off.

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/ford-mondeo-12months-mot-/1421403085

[cort16]

There aren't that many nice mk4 Golf's around anymore. This one is a GTi but with the slightly hopeless 115bhp 2.0 petrol donk out of a van.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/volkswagen/volkswagen-golf-2.0-gti-2000-manual-3-door-hatchback/1421399856

[grogee]

Tidy Clio with the mini turbo, £1700 Derbyshire. Only 57k on the clock

I like this

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2010-renault-clio-12-turbo-petrol-blue/1421410991?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android

[cort16]

There can't be many of these miserable bastards left. MOT Until June, £700, seller sounds motivated.

" Any offers considered."

https://www.gumtree.com/p/fiat/fiat-croma-hatchback-2006-manual-1910-cc-5-doors-mot-june-2022/1421418043

[horriblemercedes]

11 minutes ago, cort16 said:

There can't be many of these miserable bastards left. MOT Until June, £700, seller sounds motivated.

" Any offers considered."

https://www.gumtree.com/p/fiat/fiat-croma-hatchback-2006-manual-1910-cc-5-doors-mot-june-2022/1421418043

I saw one the other day that thought they must be rare now. I wonder just how many there are

[grogee]

Cheap Saab Turbot which needs some love. Just* 203k, MoT to December though I'm not sure which year. 

Shirley up someone's street? £1100/offers Wolverhampton

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/saab-900-lpt-1993-classic/1418251348?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android

[willswitchengage]

As above but located at the perfect place to assure yourself of minimal rust.

Quote

Saltdean, United Kingdom

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/234324393889?hash=item368ed27fa1:g:4CoAAOSwC0lhsO2T

[grogee]

HFM?

2006 Mitsubishi L200 Manimal edition, 100k on the clock. 

Six and a half bags Didcot

Is my sense of value completely out of whack or is that off-the-scale expensive?

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/mitsubishi-l20025-di-d-animal-double-cab-pickup-4wd-4dr/1421356327?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android

 

[grogee]

Chrysler PayMoreTax Auto, £1295 Burton (211g/km, without performance to match).

I could have sworn this picture was taken on my estate, but it's miles away. It's almost as if these new identikit houses are thrown up without regard to their surroundings.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/chrysler-sebring-limited-edition-automatic-bargain-family-ulez-free/1421419778?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android

[wuvvum]

1 hour ago, grogee said:

Cheap Saab Turbot which needs some love. Just* 203k, MoT to December though I'm not sure which year. 

Shirley up someone's street? £1100/offers Wolverhampton

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/saab-900-lpt-1993-classic/1418251348?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android

MOT appears to have run out on Tuesday.

[Wack]

If you've got £6500 to spend on an XJ looks like this one may be it 

Not a single advisory on any MOT since 2005 

https://www.facebook.com/groups/colin9852/permalink/4537122703082915/?sale_post_id=4537122703082915&sfnsn=scwspmo&ref=share 

 

[lesapandre]

43 minutes ago, grogee said:

Chrysler PayMoreTax Auto, £1295 Burton (211g/km, without performance to match).

I could have sworn this picture was taken on my estate, but it's miles away. It's almost as if these new identikit houses are thrown up without regard to their surroundings.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/chrysler-sebring-limited-edition-automatic-bargain-family-ulez-free/1421419778?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android

 

[Erebus]

1 hour ago, grogee said:

Cheap Saab Turbot which needs some love. Just* 203k, MoT to December though I'm not sure which year. 

Shirley up someone's street? £1100/offers Wolverhampton

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/saab-900-lpt-1993-classic/1418251348?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android

Reg doesn't inspire confidence!

[wuvvum]

1 hour ago, Wack said:

If you've got £6500 to spend on an XJ looks like this one may be it 

Not a single advisory on any MOT since 2005 

https://www.facebook.com/groups/colin9852/permalink/4537122703082915/?sale_post_id=4537122703082915&sfnsn=scwspmo&ref=share 

 

That still seems bloody expensive for a bASe X300, even with that mileage.  Or am I just out of touch with prices again?

[Wack]

17 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

That still seems bloody expensive for a bASe X300, even with that mileage.  Or am I just out of touch with prices again?

It's worth what someone will pay for it , in these crazy times who knows 

[grogee]

AS-special Datsun roller skate, in need of TLC (and an MoT). £595 Cov

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1995-nissan-100nx-16-pacific-targa-3dr-spares-repairs-saloon-petrol-manual/1421114958?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android

[grogee]

Be an Autoshite dream weaver with this Iveco recovery truck. Just think of the tat you could drive around the country, satisfying all our shitely needs!

£1895 (but broken in an unspecified manner), Gloucester. 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/sparesrepairs-very-good-engine-and-gearbox-no-mot-7-seater-good-bed-recovery/1420372105?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android