grogee Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 Creep Patriot, easy project if anyone can be arsed to save it from the crusher. £1050, but it's in Luton, so budget for an armoured guard. Are these all FWD? https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/jeep-patriot-estate-2009-manual-1968-cc-5-doors/1421372485?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grogee Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 This, apparently, is a Vauxhall Corsa. For £580 in Bedford. very, very weird advert https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/vauxhall-corsa-hatchback-2002-manual-1199-cc-3-doors/1421371684?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android willswitchengage, MrGTI6, LT84 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grogee Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 28 minutes ago, Soundwave said: Another ULEZ escapee... https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1372820143175542 1 owner from new £700 or offers! GIB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grogee Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 Bargain* Alfa 159, £1bag (but Luton). "NO AFTER SALE GRIEVENCES WILL ENTERTAINED OWING TO AGE AND MILEAGE" and "Formed in 1971, Martin Smith Commercial Motors has grown into one of the largest retailers of used commercial vehicles in the Luton area. The company started by Martin, has developed from very humble origins, to offer a comprehensive dealer facility." https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/200808-alfa-romeo-159-lusso-jtdm-19td-150ps-6-speed-mot-till-oct-2022/1421368644?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android Bamboocarman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 https://www.gumtree.com/p/land-rover/land-rover-freelander-2002-manual-4wd-1951-cc-/1421375175 SteersWithThrottle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 £1500 2014 Great Wall Pickup with injector problems that looks like it's doing a good job of keeping all the rain on the inside. https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/436813884739406/ willswitchengage, garethj and grogee 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shite Ron Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 This could be useful for @Dyslexic Viking if it stays cheap, would be a bit of a road trip to get it and unfortunately the wrong side of the country from me. Nice colour interior though: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/373821463133?hash=item57097eda5d:g:gawAAOSw~cVhnhGT Ooof! Green interior is great Dyslexic Viking and Barry Cade 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.E Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 ULEZ victim: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/284561915822?hash=item4241363fae:g:p80AAOSwJB5ho6jp Advert doesn't mention lady is included or not. Remspoor, Shite Ron, willswitchengage and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 Needs a slap, no seat belt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 Slightly* optimistic pricing for this broken, rotten electric Sherpa. It does have sliding doors though. willswitchengage, LightBulbFun, BeEP and 3 others 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 Huh? Link goes to a white dizzle one, tensing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 Ah pissflaps, I must have copied the wrong link. Now amended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.E Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 Even though this is currently a bit of a jigsaw puzzle and a later one with the ugly bumpers; isn't this very cheap? https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202112090357770?advertising-location=at_cars&radius=1500&price-to=1000&sort=datedesc&include-delivery-option=on&onesearchad=New&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=Used&year-to=2001&postcode=b289bs&page=2 Poweredbyhopealone and Shite Ron 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 Q: What's it had done to it? A: Everything " In the last 3 years the following work has been done: Cylinder head heater plugs injection pump refurbished anti syphon valve fitted new battery and exhaust. 4 new air bags, new pump valve block rebuilt ride height sensors replaced. The gearbox has also been flushed and new fluids added " https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/214400000849350/ Poweredbyhopealone and Disco Fever 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horriblemercedes Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 17 minutes ago, cort16 said: Q: What's it had done to it? A: Everything " In the last 3 years the following work has been done: Cylinder head heater plugs injection pump refurbished anti syphon valve fitted new battery and exhaust. 4 new air bags, new pump valve block rebuilt ride height sensors replaced. The gearbox has also been flushed and new fluids added " https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/214400000849350/ Ooh, I like that a lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesapandre Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 18 minutes ago, cort16 said: Q: What's it had done to it? A: Everything " In the last 3 years the following work has been done: Cylinder head heater plugs injection pump refurbished anti syphon valve fitted new battery and exhaust. 4 new air bags, new pump valve block rebuilt ride height sensors replaced. The gearbox has also been flushed and new fluids added " https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/214400000849350/ "The wallet has also been flushed and new notes added" cort16, Poweredbyhopealone, wesacosa and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3VOM Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 21 hours ago, cort16 said: https://www.gumtree.com/p/volvo/volvo-131-1970-1986-cc-/1421333281 Perfect Henchman Car - Ideal for four dark clothed males to exit from and run in to a warehouse of empty cardboard boxes to fight Batman and Robin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 1 hour ago, horriblemercedes said: Ooh, I like that a lot I wonder if this is a "I've had enough of this thing" sale or it's genuinely well sorted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 2 litre beater Mondeo. 2 litre petrol with a years MOT and 68,000 miles, £875 The colour match on the passenger side doors might be a little off. https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/ford-mondeo-12months-mot-/1421403085 Remspoor, garethj and colino 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 There aren't that many nice mk4 Golf's around anymore. This one is a GTi but with the slightly hopeless 115bhp 2.0 petrol donk out of a van. https://www.gumtree.com/p/volkswagen/volkswagen-golf-2.0-gti-2000-manual-3-door-hatchback/1421399856 Split_Pin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grogee Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 Tidy Clio with the mini turbo, £1700 Derbyshire. Only 57k on the clock I like this https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2010-renault-clio-12-turbo-petrol-blue/1421410991?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android willswitchengage and Disco Fever 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 There can't be many of these miserable bastards left. MOT Until June, £700, seller sounds motivated. " Any offers considered." https://www.gumtree.com/p/fiat/fiat-croma-hatchback-2006-manual-1910-cc-5-doors-mot-june-2022/1421418043 Split_Pin, Barry Cade and grogee 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horriblemercedes Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 11 minutes ago, cort16 said: There can't be many of these miserable bastards left. MOT Until June, £700, seller sounds motivated. " Any offers considered." https://www.gumtree.com/p/fiat/fiat-croma-hatchback-2006-manual-1910-cc-5-doors-mot-june-2022/1421418043 I saw one the other day that thought they must be rare now. I wonder just how many there are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grogee Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 Cheap Saab Turbot which needs some love. Just* 203k, MoT to December though I'm not sure which year. Shirley up someone's street? £1100/offers Wolverhampton https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/saab-900-lpt-1993-classic/1418251348?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android Disco Fever, Remspoor, Skcat and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willswitchengage Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 As above but located at the perfect place to assure yourself of minimal rust. Quote Saltdean, United Kingdom https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/234324393889?hash=item368ed27fa1:g:4CoAAOSwC0lhsO2T MorrisItalSLX, grogee, MisterH and 2 others 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grogee Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 HFM? 2006 Mitsubishi L200 Manimal edition, 100k on the clock. Six and a half bags Didcot Is my sense of value completely out of whack or is that off-the-scale expensive? https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/mitsubishi-l20025-di-d-animal-double-cab-pickup-4wd-4dr/1421356327?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grogee Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 Chrysler PayMoreTax Auto, £1295 Burton (211g/km, without performance to match). I could have sworn this picture was taken on my estate, but it's miles away. It's almost as if these new identikit houses are thrown up without regard to their surroundings. https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/chrysler-sebring-limited-edition-automatic-bargain-family-ulez-free/1421419778?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 1 hour ago, grogee said: Cheap Saab Turbot which needs some love. Just* 203k, MoT to December though I'm not sure which year. Shirley up someone's street? £1100/offers Wolverhampton https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/saab-900-lpt-1993-classic/1418251348?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android MOT appears to have run out on Tuesday. grogee 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 If you've got £6500 to spend on an XJ looks like this one may be it Not a single advisory on any MOT since 2005 https://www.facebook.com/groups/colin9852/permalink/4537122703082915/?sale_post_id=4537122703082915&sfnsn=scwspmo&ref=share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesapandre Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 43 minutes ago, grogee said: Chrysler PayMoreTax Auto, £1295 Burton (211g/km, without performance to match). I could have sworn this picture was taken on my estate, but it's miles away. It's almost as if these new identikit houses are thrown up without regard to their surroundings. https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/chrysler-sebring-limited-edition-automatic-bargain-family-ulez-free/1421419778?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android willswitchengage 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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