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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'Dear diary, today has been hellish. Not only does one have wankers cramp from painting wonky stars on things, but there's a giant knob over my head, I've been forced to wear a German badge by my iPod aural telephonic listening devices and to cap it all, some back-and-front has stuck an RAF 'target' over my left tit. Fuck this for a caper, I'm going stick some Eminem on and get blazed. L8RZ' 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1960-LAMBRETTA-series-2-custom/373270178970?hash=item56e8a2ec9a:g:VdYAAOSwwW9fbQxR

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Christ on a Mk1 Chopper, take a shufty at the sodding state of this thing, it's mind bendingly gopping.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2015-Land-Rover-Defender-Manual/203133711187?hash=item2f4bb67353:g:i-EAAOSwSWdfgBYA

 

*Warning: Do NOT look at the interior shots.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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That Landrover 'Predator' is mind-bogglingly spacky. If I was about 9 I might think it was cool, but by about 15 I would defo be crying if my dad took me out in it.

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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22 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

How the actual everloving fuck do you get 250bhp out of a 2.5 TDI??!!

Have you seen those videos of hyperboosted diesels exploding on a dyno? Yeah, like that

New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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6 hours ago, wuvvum said:

How the actual everloving fuck do you get 250bhp out of a 2.5 TDI??!!

Back in the Day, I had a few conversations with an applications engineering manager at Garrett. 

Once he said.  Yeah hybrid Turbos.  Big compressor wheel, small turbine wheel, high boost, lots of fuel.  Yeah. You can get lots of power.  Not for long.  

Which is why we generally don't bother, as most customers ( car companies)  want us to prove they can run at full boost for 1000000 miles not 10. 

I don't know why people think they know better than the experts. 

 

Tenmil Socket Rank: Renault 16

Tenmil Socket

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1 hour ago, motorpunk said:

Look how the front tyre has been pumped up but the shite is still stuck to it and the floor as it has never moved.

I thought it was levitating.

SmokinWaffle Rank: Renault 16

SmokinWaffle

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12 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

*Warning: Do NOT look at the interior shots.

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Aston Martin Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Aston Martin

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18 hours ago, djim said:

Just look at this beauty, there is a lot going on here. 

 

French - Check

Obscure - Check

Parts availability - nil

Unnecessarily weird and possibly dangerous coupling mechanism giving 2 vehicles for the price of one - Check

Also "Majority of bodywork as good as new" but of course "Restoration needs completion" - Hmmmmm

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-camper-van/114459327437

 

 

 

It's a fucking Disco Volante.

 

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BorniteIdentity Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

BorniteIdentity

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Think of the immeasurable Vagina levels you’d experience the second you bought this little fannytease.

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Quickest shortcut to an STD I can think of. 

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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59 minutes ago, juular said:

Americen cars you didn't know existed #878493

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Pontiac-Trans-Sport-3-8-V6-Americen-Spares-or-repais-Runs-and-Drives-Bargin/224191666851?hash=item3432dd5aa3%3Ag%3AI8MAAOSwOGdfhKBs&LH_ItemCondition=3000

 

Those were sold "on the continent" for several years in the early '90s.   I wanted my dad to buy one when we were living in France but he declined on the grounds that it would be too thirsty.

nacho man Rank: Renault 16

nacho man

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What is it about fto's/gto's that always seem to end up barry specials done terribly.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-Mitsubishi-FTO-GR-AUTO-Petrol-Manual/254693920266?hash=item3b4cf0ce0a:g:Tz8AAOSwTDVfPlkQ

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mitsubishi-GTO-3000GT-twin-turbo-new-MOT-and-service-and-kakimoto-exhaust/402485400357?hash=item5db5ffd325:g:DOkAAOSwPR5fYQAA

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Paparazzi in London still take photos of the car

ROFL COPTER

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